<![CDATA[Gawker: defamer, companionship]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA[Gawker: defamer, companionship]]> http://gawker.com/tag/defamer/companionship http://gawker.com/tag/defamer/companionship <![CDATA[Verne and The Real Baby]]> As a companion piece to this morning's Angela Lansbury Applying Lotion and Talking About Sex While Luxuriating in a Bubble Bath video, we present for you now Verne Troyer's Forceful Taking of a Naked Doll.

Part of an ongoing series of increasingly unsettling clips featuring the Razzie-nominated actor during his forced and lonesome stay in the UK Big Brother house, the imagery tickles multiple fringe sexual-fetishes at once—most of which are illegal in 99% of industrialized countries. Enjoy. [YouTube via Videogum]

]]> http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5138356&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Three-Diamond Disney Star Brenda Song Featured In Pages Of 'LA Weekly']]> No, your eyes weren't deceiving you as you scanned the LA Weekly escort ads while waiting on some Alegria take-out—that was none other than Suite Life of Zack & Cody star Brenda Song, rebranded as a "Hawaiin beauty. Come get lei'd." Despite possessing a well-documented stable of oft nude and knocked-up rising talent, however, Song's moonlighting efforts appear to be a complete fabrication, as Disney lawyers tell TMZ the ad constitutes "an unauthorized use of Brenda Song's image and her personal attorney has issued a cease and desist to the advertiser." As was the case with Elisha Cuthbert fans hoping for that $47 special in Las Vegas, when your celebrity escort deal seems almost too good to be true, it frequently is.

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