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Ten Hairy Hippies That Do Inexplicably Well With The Ladies

Kyle Buchanan — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 15:30:00 EDT

They're one of Hollywood's most glorious odd couples: pixie dream girl Natalie Portman and Manson-resembling folk singer Devendra Banhart. Still, despite the fact that Portman was game enough to appear as an octopus in one of Banhart's videos, she still can't seem to shake those naysayers clucking, "Is she really going out with him?" She is — and she's hardly the first fresh-scrubbed starlet to fall for a charming, soap-eschewing bohemian. With the help of Molly McAleer, we've put together a Top Ten list of the world's most loved-up hippie womanizers. Is it their devil-may-care facial hair, their free love attitudes, or their penchant for sharing necklaces that draws in Hollywood's most beautiful ingenues? Burn some incense and meditate on the subject — we'll be out back crafting a swingset made of hemp and spit.

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Which Celebrity Herb-Lovers Tell All In New Pot Tome, Man?

Molly Friedman — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:35:58 EDT

Thanks to Judd Apatow's loveable stoner humor and the mass excitement caused by the impending Harold and Kumar sequel, it seems that pot and pot-loving celebs are inching closer and closer to mainstream acceptance. But news of which stars contributed tips to celebrity stoner lit's latest entry, Pot Culture, has us harkening back to the days when Bob Dylan and Woody Harrelson gave long-winded interviews to High Times. Though the names aren't exactly A-list, the pieces of advice on how to get merrily mellow are far more creative than any pothead logic we've ever heard. Find out who lays out DIY instructions on how to construct your own gravity bong, who demonstrates the always-reliable apple bong technique, and who gets away with lying to their husband about her toking habit by covering up the smell with lip gloss after the jump.

The gravity bong expert is none other than big baller Cisco Adler, the couch potato with a preference for apple bongs is Jonah Hill (sooo not surprised), and the lip gloss tipster is original America's Next Top Model winner Adrianne Curry. Other star contributers reportedly include Adam Levine, Melissa Etheridge and none other than Kumar himself, Kal Penn. If only Shoe Fairy Neil Patrick Harris would join his H&K co-star and come out of this closet, we'd start pre-ordering ASAP.

REEFER MADNESS, CELEB-STYLE [NY Post]

Top Five Most Incomprehensible Babe Magnets In Hollywood

Molly Friedman — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 14:50:27 EST

Another day, another beauty splits up with legendary duck-faced serial dater Zach Braff. Seems Shiri Appleby, like her predecessors Drew Barrymore, Mandy Moore and Kirsten Dunst, just wasn't up to Zach's inexplicably high standards. It's embarrassing to admit, but we've always embarrassingly found the Scrubs star kinda charming in a college boyfriend who makes you laugh kind of way, but then again, we're mere mortals. So why do actresses like Shiri and Drew fall head-over-heels for this guy? Still, Zach is hardly the only aesthetically-challenged male star notching hottie after hottie on their (rarely worn) belts. We select our picks for the top five improbably lucky swordsmen in Hollywood after the jump.

1. Zach Braff: Conquests include Drew Barrymore, Shiri Appleby, Sarah Chalke, Mandy Moore, Bonnie Somerville and Kirsten Dunst.

2. Brandon Davis: Hit it (and subsequently quit it) with Mischa Barton, model Caroline Vreeland, Miranda Kerr, Harrod's heiress Camilla Al Fayed and model Cheyenne Tozzi.

3. Cisco Adler: Dating history includes Mischa Barton, Kimberly Stewart and Lauren Conrad.

4. Dax Shepard: Rumoured to have slept with Kate Hudson, Kirsten Bell, Tara Lipinski and Ione Skye.

5. Marilyn Manson: Got biblical with Dita Von Teese, Evan Rachel Wood, Rose McGowan and Jenna Jameson.

[Source: Who's Dated Who]

HOW DOES ZACH BRAFF BAG HOT CHICKS? [ONTD]

Vanity Fair's Tabloid Boys Finally Get The Attention They So Richly Deserve

Mark — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 11:31:33 EDT

Apparently, the upcoming issue of Vanity Fair will feature a piece on that increasingly vital subset of the celebutard population, Guys Who Have Married, Impregnated, Or Serially Copulated With Women Who Possess More Wealth And/Or Fame Than They Do, an exposé on the hanger-on lifestyle (one which, in the words of writer Nancy Jo Sales, seems to have no downside) that will feature Kevin Federline, the guy from The Good Charlottes who knocked up Nicole Richie, and Cisco Adler, among others.

This clip from ET previews the story, with an understandable focus on K-Fed, the unquestioned giant of the so-called Bad Boys Club—his womanizing game is so ridiculous that even his moms has to give him props. Also of note is Adler's amazing ability to become temporarily airborne despite the gravitational impediment represented by his enormous balls.

BONUS! Did you know that the VF photo shoot was conducted by none other than Billion Dollar Director Brett Ratner? It totally was! VF.com has behind-the-scenes footage of Ratner pointing a camera at his new bros, just minutes before he invited them all back to Hillhaven Lodge for a rager.

ET [ETonline.com]
The Tabloid Boys: Linked and Famous [VF.com]

Cisco Adler Embraces His Huge Balls

Mark — Wed, 07 Feb 2007 15:27:50 EST

Unlike certain other fame-adjacent members of Paris Hilton's tardtourage who've recently had images of their naked form made available to the public, former Mischa Barton boyfriend Cisco Adler is philosophical about the notoriety that such an invasion of privacy brings. Reports the NY Observer:

"Ballgate," Mr. Adler called it, reached by phone at his Malibu residence. "Everyone's been really supportive." He laughed a little. "No, I mean—shit, I think it's pretty rock 'n' roll. You know, if it was like yesterday I would've freaked out, but then I looked at the picture and I was like, 'Oh, that's from like 2001. Whatever.'" How'd it happen?

"Paris' shit got stolen, and somehow she had a picture of me naked in there," he said with a sly snigger. "That's Paris Hilton to you!" The photograph would have hardly caused a blip were it not for the aspiring rock star's extraordinary genitalia. But Mr. Adler didn't care to discuss this topic other than to say: "I just went to Chicago, and I felt like every older woman at the airport had seen my balls—which was weird." He continued: "I'm a naked dude! I don't give a fuck."

Perhaps Kim Kardashian, still working through the public denial phase of her sex video, will gain some comfort from Adler's embracing of his gigantic balls, knowing that she'll eventually be able to conquer the paranoid feeling that every doorman in Hollywood has seen her being doggystyled by Brandy's brother.

Ball-ywood [NY Observer]
Cisco Adler Nude [Two Girls and a Gay via Fleshbot]