<![CDATA[Gawker: defamer, chris crocker]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA[Gawker: defamer, chris crocker]]> http://gawker.com/tag/defamer/chriscrocker http://gawker.com/tag/defamer/chriscrocker <![CDATA[Chris Crocker Is Back! And Disappointing.]]> The effeminate young man who requested that the country lay off of Britney a bit has posted a video, the first one he's put on YouTube since his tearful plea of September 7. (He did post some others but immediately removed them, but this one's stayed up for a full day now.) In the video, Chris Crocker (still not his real name!) announces his return, shows us how scared he is, doesn't mention the reality show he supposedly landed two weeks after his rant, and sounds just like the passport-losing party-going indie filmmaker Arin Cromley. Also, fingerquotes! Which is why you should totally click through and watch.

]]> http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=351862&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Leave Britney Alone Guy: A Video Response Round-Up]]>
We're confident that by now you have familiarized yourselves with the work of Leave Britney Alone Guy, who, in the space of one tear-drenched and venomous j'accuse launched via YouTube at the entire Poptard-Flameout-Savoring Industrial Complex, has seen his viral Q-rating status climb to levels Jim Carrey would kill for. As any internet sensation—even one coming from as truthful and waterproof-mascara-coated a place as this one—is bound to inspire legions of online parodists to greater heights, we offer in their honor a Leave Britney Alone Guy video response round-up:
· We begin with the above message, from MySpaceTV and E-goading Entourage villain Seth Green, who channels his inner party monster to beg America to leave the tormented, Britney-worshipping club kid alone.

· Despite being led to believe that Megatron was the gay one, something about hearing the plea from the reassuring-yet-authoritative lips of Optimus Prime really made us reconsider our callous response to the singer's disastrous VMA performance:



· This mash-up got us a little misty. It's as if the last viral video sensation no one cares about anymore were passing the torch to the next generation:

· And finally, you know you've really achieved internet celebrity when Jimmy Kimmel has you as a guest on his show. Is it just us, or do those two have some real sexual chemistry?:


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