<![CDATA[Gawker: defamer, celebutard comics presents]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA[Gawker: defamer, celebutard comics presents]]> http://gawker.com/tag/defamer/celebutardcomicspresents http://gawker.com/tag/defamer/celebutardcomicspresents <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Tear-Drenched Super Bowl Defeat]]> Unexpectedly moved by the NY Post's heart-wrenching story of how Paris Hilton was reduced to tears by 50 Cent's demand that she immediately cease her unauthorized booty-shaking activities and "get the fuck off the stage" at her own Super Bowl party, we pass along the tale in the only way that made sense to us: in comic book form. After the jump, Paris's pain, splayed across six action-packed panels:

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[Photo: Charles Wenzelberg]

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