<![CDATA[Gawker: defamer, celebrity blogs]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA[Gawker: defamer, celebrity blogs]]> http://gawker.com/tag/defamer/celebrityblogs http://gawker.com/tag/defamer/celebrityblogs <![CDATA[Bai Ling Promptly Sent Out 'Valentine Love Smile' To World After Shoplifting]]> bai3.jpgSure, Bai Ling's arrest at LAX on Wednesday was sad in a Hedy Lamarr kind of way, but you know what's sadder? Suffering through her explanatory blog post the next day. Apparently camped out in Albequerque, we'd like to issue a warrant for another arrest based on the Celebrities Writing Bad Poetry statute. Witness: "my emotions are running through me like a wild river, tears come from the lake of my heart hurt my eyes." Oh, but there's more!

Not only does Ling have a wild river and a lake bursting with emotions inside her, but she's armed with a message to "the World" as well:

"Life happens to you either you liked it or not, sometimes I feel you have to be so brave to stand in front of the World, and just hope that people will have a tender heart toward you."
All this after saying, simply, "wrong boyfriend." Bad boyfriend or not, she is no Andrew McCarthy in the romantic whimsy department.

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