The AP reports:

Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter are husband and wife.

Hall's spokesman, Craig Bankey, said on Friday that the couple eloped in California on New Year's Eve. They'll walk the red carpet together at the Golden Globe Awards on Sunday — the first time publicly acknowledging their relationship. [...] They've been quietly dating for about a year and a half.

At their wedding, Carpenter's grandfather's wedding band was attached to her bouquet of white roses.

All joking aside, we couldn't be happier for the couple. Romantically speaking, it's been a great week for unintuitive forensics cops with psychopathic brothers, and a terrible one for busty psychics. Oh well—c'est la vie!

• 'Dexter' siblings get married [USA Today/AP]

October 29, 2008 - A big mazal tov goes out to COREY — HE IS GETTING MARRIED!! The lovely lady is Tiffany Shepis! COREY and Tiffany first met 12 years ago while COREY was on set filming FEVER LAKE. They recently reunited at the Chiller Theatre autograph show & the rest is history. The wedding has been set for May 9, 2009! [...]

Also, COREY wants to let everyone who ordered a painting know that he will be shipping them out to you within about 2 weeks.

We were unfamiliar with Shepis's work, but learned from her bio that she is a "voluptuous New York-born beauty [and ] princess of scream [who] often upstages more seasoned actresses and has some great dance grooves." She has no fewer than 12 projects currently in the pipeline, including Blood De Madam: The Fallen Ones, Thorns from a Rose, and Night of the Demon. Quite obviously, that crossbow was aimed straight for Corey's heart. L'chaim!

• CoreyHaim.us via ONTD

T.R. Knight's internalized, anti-breeder wrath nearly ruins the wedding video, after the jump!

At the other end of the spectrum comes a video greeting card from People.com, where Katherine Heigl opens the well-wishes with a thoroughly exasperated, "Marriage...[defeated exhalation] marriage..." Glad you're loving it, Kath! Then, T.R. Knight swoops in to give what could very well be the most depressing congratulatory wedding message in history. He almost cracks a smile near the beginning, then pauses thoughtfully for an uncomfortably long moment before launching into a diatribe about "the anger, and rage, and rage, and sadness" he feels at the many wrongs inflicted by this country upon, presumably, Caucasian males making seven-figures a year such as himself. Thank God Jason Biggs is around to add a little—you know—happiness to the proceedings. This dude loves marriage! And breeding! He's a marriage-loving, breeding machine!

• CNN "Reports" on Ellen Marriage [chexydecimal via Jossip]
• Ellen's Wedding Singer Gushes Over Ceremony [Poeple]

Ms. Alba, 27, is a television and film actress whose first break came being cast as the lead in an updated version of dolphin-adventure children's television series Flipper. She would later rise to prominence playing a genetically enhanced super-soldier on the Fox network's Dark Angel. She became an instant fan favorite for her stunning Latin/French Canadian looks, and it wasn't long before she made the leap to the silver screen, with prominent roles in Honey (2003), Sin City (2005), Fantastic Four (2005), Into the Blue (2005), and Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007). Ms. Alba is ranked frequently as one of the most desirable women alive by men's magazines like Maxim and FHM, and has earned such acting accolades as a Choice Actress Teen Choice Award and Saturn Award for Best Actress. She is a graduate of El Roble Intermediate at Claremont and home tutoring.

Mr. Warren, 31, is a producer. He is the son of Michael Warren, former star of Hill Street Blues. He graduated from Yale University in 2002.

The couple met on the set of Fantastic Four, where Mr. Warren was working as assistant to the director. They were engaged last December, shortly after announcing that Ms. Alba was pregnant with the couple's first child, expected some time in early summer.

[Photo credit: WireImage]

• Jessica Alba Gets Married to Cash Warren! [People]

The crowd—which including a wet-eyed de Rossi—instantly lept to their feet and cheered. After a rough year enduring the angry taunts of picketing writers, it's nice to see some harmony and happiness return to the Ellen set, with the only thing whipped at her face as she exits the building being handfuls of rice and blown kisses. All that's left at this point is to hammer out the event details—what is surely to be the most spectacular celebrity wedding of the year, with virtually no expense spared on the brides' custom-tailored tuxshedos and giant, Iggy-shaped ice sculptures.

• Yep, I'm Getting Married [TMZ]
• The Ellen DeGeneres Show

Correspondent: Gay men and women, as of 30 minutes ago, may now get married in california, with NO restrictions.
Defamer: When might that change?
Correspondent: If the Supreme Court of the United States overturns this.
Defamer: What are the chances of that happening?
Correspondent: This is unlikely to happen as it's a state issue, i.e., there's nothing in the state or U.S. constitution prohibiting gay marriage, so you'd have to get an amendment to one of those. That will in most likelihood not happen. It takes a tremendous amount of effort to ratify an amendment.
Defamer: Yay! Will you marry us?
Correspondent: No.
Defamer: Sad face.
Correspondent: But you can marry anyone you like now—man, or woman.
Defamer: Happy face!

• California Supreme Court overturns gay marriage ban [LAT]

• The Today Show

I did ask Queen Latifah for reaction to recent tabloid gossip that she allegedly was going to wed her long-time female personal trainer.

She quipped, ''When you're famous these days, it's just part of the deal — unfortunately. People will make up all sorts of things that are not true. . .There ain't gonna be no wedding.''

Ain't gonna be no wedding: Five meticulously selected words that instantly dispelled all the Home Depot-registry rumors, while leaving the door conveniently cracked open for a nearly infinite array of romantic configurations for the great Mama Morton. Would that all much-whispered-about Hollywood heavyweights handle themselves with such aplomb when pressed such as this, perhaps we'd never be forced to swallow a great many unlikely claims, such as Travolta Airways's pledge that every Business Class fare includes free DirecTV and a personal smooch from the captain.

• Queen Latifah laughs off gossip [Sun Times]

MediaTakeOut.com has EXCLUSIVELY learned that Queen Latifah and her longtime girlfriend Jeanette are OFFICIALLY ENGAGED!!! The two women have been in a relationship for more than 4 years - and they've finally decided to make it official.

And there's more. MediaTakeOut.com can confirm that the two are planning on PUBLICLY coming out to the world about their engagement. Word is that once Queen Latifah's finished promoting her current movie, The Perfect Holiday an announcement will be made.

MediaTakeOut.com can't reveal our source to this story, but we can tell you that we're 100% sure on this one.

We can only hope this revelation (a Very Special Oprah that should surprise no one, save for some isolated clusters of small-town Latifah fans who felt her undeniable sexual chemistry with LL Cool J in Last Holiday really crackled) might mean a return to the butcher roles that defined the earlier part of her career: In particular, we're thinking of Set It Off's Cleopatra "Yeah, I'm a lesbian. You wanna make somethin' of it, or do you want me to help you hotwire that getaway car? That's what I thought. Now step aside, little lady" Sims, one of her more memorable and credible screen creations.

• EXCLUSIVE: QUEEN LATIFAH POPS THE QUESTION TO LONGTIME GIRLFRIEND - PAIR PLAN A PUBLIC WEDDING!!! [Media Take Out]

The Man of Steel is officially off the market! 'Superman Returns' star BRANDON ROUTH married longtime girlfriend, actress COURTNEY FORD, on Saturday at JON and MINDY PETERS' 3000-acre El Capitan Ranch, just outside of Santa Barbara, CA.

It was a very exclusive, intimate wedding. The 150 guests were made up of friends and family, as well as KATE BOSWORTH, Warner Bros. President and COO ALAN F. HORN and director BRYAN SINGER. [...]

"The Insider"'s CHERYL WOODCOCK spoke to Mindy Peters, who revealed that she and Jon did about a $1 million ranch overhaul for Brandon's big day, including adding a man-made lake, rock walls and waterfalls, as well as fountains that will shoot water on cue when Routh gets the word, "You may now kiss the bride." There were also fireworks to mark the union.

We suspect the spectacular Dancing "I Do" Waters will soon become the must-have feature at every celebrity wedding. But don't expect any of those receptions to come close to the lavish ceremony held at the Peters' Hacienda, whose $1 million renovation was but a fraction of what crazy, mean, beautiful-hearted faded superproducer Jon Peters feels Routh, whom he loves "like my own, flying superson," deserves for helping to make him feel like a vital Hollywood force once again.

• Brandon Routh Gets Hitched! [ETOnline]
• Previously: Some Guy Who Played Superman Engaged To Girl You've Never Heard Of [Defamer]

The pair tied the knot Saturday night in Las Vegas at the Mirage Hotel before Anderson's children and members of her family, sources confirm to PEOPLE.

A conventional marriage it wasn't, as the nuptials actually took place in an hour-and-a-half between Anderson's two magic shows.

Anderson, 40, donned a white denim Valentino dress at the small ceremony. Wedding guests included Tobey Maguire, Lukas Haas and magician Hans Klok.

After the nuptials, it was right back to work for Anderson, who made no secret that she had just gotten married. "Hello, I just got married...I did," Anderson said after performing in the second magic show of the night. "I'm distracted. It's a big day. A big day at the office."

While most little girls dream of the day they might be betrothed to the man of their dreams in a fairytale ceremony capped by the release of a thousand doves, it says a great deal about trouper Anderson that for her third outing to the altar, she was willing to squeeze her vows between her Beauty of Magic commitments and settle for a half-dozen of the white pigeons turned into colorful scarves by the conjuring boss who gave her away just minutes before.

• Pamela Anderson Weds Rick Salomon [People]

[Rowan] is engaged to Canadian billionaire David Thomson, Rowan's rep confirms exclusively to PEOPLE.

Toronto-based media mogul Thomson, 50, is Canada's richest man and the 10th richest man in the world, according to this year's ranking of billionaires by Forbes magazine, which also says he is the divorced father of three.

We quietly shed a tear for the end of a seemingly everlasting, albeit fictional, love between a MILF of Privilege and her menschy, surfing Public Defender, but we couldn't be happier for Rowan, who'll live out her wildest romantic fantasies when she arrives at her fairy tale wedding in a moose-drawn carriage made entirely of solid-gold Toonies.

• The O.C.'s Kelly Rowan Engaged to Billionaire [People]