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trade roundup
Bruce Willis Will Never Die
Deal or No Deal makes, um, a new deal. Americans poach from the French who poached from the Americans. Bad news for a Sister, and good news for Bruce Willis. More »
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Andrew McCarthy Finds Magic Lamp, Wishes Self Back to 1980's
It's true there are no new ideas left in Hollywood, and even the old ideas are starting to not look so good. Ah well, we soldier on in spite of (or because of) it anyway. More »
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Comment by Sproing: McCarthy's best role was the clueless himbo in Pretty in Pink. 8 Responses | Other threads
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Shocking GOP Report Exposes Hollywood's Godless, Christ-Hating Elite
While we think this town is probably big enough for both of us, we admit that the right-wing outlet Newsmax spooks us a little with its encroaching "celebrity heathen" beat. The coverage is perhaps best exemplified today by the feature "Hollywood's Top 10 Atheists," a bracing survey of Angelina Jolie, Keanu Reeves, Woody Allen and few other wretched infidels whose names might even surprise you. More »
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short ends
All Of Britain Horrified By Freak Cactus Baby Birth
· The UK's Advertising Standards Authority has banned a series of ads, based loosely onTrue RomanceBadlands, about a teenage girl who runs off with a renegade cactus man. Eventually, she gives birth to his prickly baby (see above). In case you're wondering, it's selling Oasis, a Coca Cola-brand fruit drink. More »
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By SethComment by majikthise: that A-Ha video was friggin brilliant! my bosses wanted to know what was so funny about my lunch .... more » | Other threads
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Comment by strega: Even as a joke, Willis' friends hitting on that is plain scary. Or desperate. 1 Responses | Other threads
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bruce willis
Bruce Willis to Put Shyamalan Lessons To Use in Directorial Debut
· Returning to his Blind Date/Hudson Hawk roots as a sensitive, almost Bergmanesque observer of angst and insecurity, Bruce Willis will make his directorial debut and star in the "indie psychological drama" Three Stories About Joan. And if you still harbor doubt about the film's chamber-drama cred, 10,000 B.C. star Camilla Belle is attached to star. [Variety] More »
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ashton kutcher
Ashton Kutcher Loves Stepdaughter, Not Totally Sure of Her Name
The new Ashton Kutcher-produced game show Opportunity Knocks is designed to quiz family members on just how much they know about each other, rewarding kin who can accurately answer the question, "How many vodka gimlets did Grandma down before NCIS came on tonight?" Kutcher's own family is a notoriously blended one, as his wife is Hollywood cougar queen Demi Moore, whose marriage with Bruce Willis bequeathed to Kutcher three daughters: Rumer, Scout, and...uh, the other one. In fact, it's that last, elusive Willis daughter who got Kutcher into trouble with the New York Times when he was quizzed about how well he knew his own family: More »
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Dwayne johnston
Which A-List Actor Yanked $180,000 He Promised For An African Child's Surgery?
We don't generally turn to inspirational humanitarian news for our gossip, but that's where we found sort of an accidental blind item hiding in plain sight over the weekend. According to the OC Register, a 17-year-old Zimbabwean boy named Beloved traveled to the States last year for reconstructive surgery on his face; he had been disfigured in a land-mine explosion when he was 10. The cost: $180,000, which a charity administrator named Jennifer Trubenbach had reportedly wrangled from a "movie star, whose face is a common sight in celebrity magazines." And why won't she name him? Because the next thing she knew, the star yanked the cash: More »
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By STVComment by Victor Ward: Does it make me evil that, instead of empathizing with an injured child, I just want to make fun of... 4 Responses | Other threads
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rumer willis
Schoolyard Chants Of 'Rumer, Rumer, Big Hairy Tumor' Reveal Ugly Side Of Eccentric Celebrity Baby-Naming
As if second-generation Hollywood underdog Rumer Willis doesn't have enough to contend with living in the long shadows of her dazzlingly successful biological parents and a stepfather three years her junior, there's also those little life-obstacles thrown at her that could have just as easily been avoided. To wit: her name, one of the earliest and most egregious examples of the eccentric-celebrity-baby-naming trend that gripped the industry in the '90s and has yet to show any signs of letting up. We point as evidence towards such recent additions to the Weird Celebrity Baby-Name Registry as Sunday Kidman-Urban, Honor Alba-Warren, Birdie Phillipps (daughter of Freaks and Geeks star Busy), and the unabashedly onomatopoeic Phlbbbbbbfffft Simpson, the not-yet-born offspring of mother Ashlee. From Page Six: More »
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By SethComment by TheQuestion: "Apple, Apple with the worm inside?" And didn't Nic Cage name his kid Kal-El? What's he, looking for a copyright... more » | Other threads
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alec baldwin
For Your Consideration: Bruce Willis As A Tantrum-Throwing Alec Baldwin In 'What Just Happened?'
Having stared into the vacant black eyes of The Beast more times than he'd care to remember, veteran movie producer Art Linson (Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Fight Club, and Into the Wild, to name just a few) had amassed so many "That's Hollywood, baby!" stories over the years, he strung them together into a memoir—What Just Happened? Bitter Hollywood Tales from the Front Line—and then a screenplay. And surprise! The project found a producer, who convinced Barry Levinson to direct, and Robert DeNiro to take the lead. More »
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By SethComment by Good Crazy...: Normally I say 'bring it' to this smell of film, but this time I feel a distinct 'meh'... more » | Other threads
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Comment by TurdBlossom: At that age to be seen in public with your father is mortifying. Like, totally. more » | Other threads
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Comment by Superawesomerad: Those halter/tube top hybrids flatter no one. more » | Other threads
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defamer
Cameron Diaz And Lake Bell Square Off In Epic Battle Of The Hemlines
You know what they say about hemlines and recessions? Well look no further than What Happens In Vegas co-stars Cameron Diaz and Lake Bell for optimism. At last night's premiere of their comedy, the two actresses seemed to be playing a game of Anything You Can Wear I Can Wear Shorter, alongside somber co-star Ashton Kutcher, who seemed to be playing a game of You Were Right, Demi. Without You I'm Boring And Cannot Dress Myself. Between the grieving Diaz and the toothy Bell, see who revealed more gam and why we're happy they did, after the jump. More »
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defamer
Nothing Eases The Stress Of Having A Rebellious Starlet Daughter Like A Good Penis Piercing
Not a day goes by without a dozen blind items stirring up rumors about the newest Hollywood heroin addict or closeted anchor with sex swings in his office, but there is one very rare kind of bold face name-less rumor that catches our eye. And it has to do with "celebrity dads," "piercings," and "nether regions." As the NY Post Just Asks this morning:Which celebrity dad is just as rebellious as his starlet daughter? The troubled parent wears a ring through a piercing on his nether regions.
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Rumer Willis Works Hard To Emulate Demi Moore, But Do Extensions And Bikini Bodies A Superstar Make?
It took her long enough, but the eldest spawn of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore is finally putting her pedigree to good use. Rumer Willis reminded the world of her burgeoning acting career at last week's premiere of From Within, the horror flick she's starring in, and was spotted posing for her first ad campaign for Wal-Mart's newest surfer fashion brand OP (formerly Ocean Pacific). And while the extensions she wore for the premiere coupled with the bikini body she displayed alongside Pete Wentz for the photo shoot do admittedly evoke memories of a younger version of her iconic mom, are Rumer's recent career choices really going to jumpstart a Demi-like fame trajectory? Or will she soon be on MTV's third season of Rock The Cradle? More »
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defamer
Jason Segel Enters Exclusive Full-Frontal Male Nudity Club In 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall'
Judd Apatow has fulfilled his promise to "shake Americans from their squeamishness about male anatomy in movies" by featuring Forgetting Sarah Marshall star Jason Segel completely nude in the movie's pivotal break-up scene. And as the LAT pointed out yesterday, Segel's manhood provides the film's "most captivating screen presence" (sorry, Kristen Bell). But Apatow and his cool comedy clique aren't the first ones to boldly focus their cinematic lens on male actors' full frontal displays. We took a look back on Segel's predecessors to showcase other (pun intended) ballsy big-screen cameos by the likes of Bruce Willis and Ewan McGregor after the jump. Just a warning, this is NSFW. More »
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Comment by jew-jew: @Malis in Wonderland: @Malis in Wonderland:Art Garfunkel's Balls is my new band name. more » | Other threads
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Comment by hellosunshine: @Tippi from Toronto: Teehee, I LOVE being able to snark on celebs over here! more » | Other threads
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Comment by hack-a-rific: I dunno, I'm kinda diggin this Sexy Gandhi look, prrrrrrrr... P.S. I guess he's safe to move on to girls born... more » | Other threads
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hollywood privacywatch
Bruce Willis Man Enough To Pull Off Lavender
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, so send them in often—the fate of the universe relies upon it! Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line so we don't lose them) and tell everyone about the time you stumbled upon Ian Ziering getting a pedicure in a Hollywood strip mall. More » -
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Cougar Queen Demi Moore Contemplates Her Man-Harem
The Kutcher-Moores grace the pages of the April issue of Harper's Bazaar, in which the First Family of Cougardom weigh in on a number of topics, including how they manage to keep their Kabbalic faith after other celebrities have moved on to even trendier catalogue-order religions. But it's the subject of Moore's ex-husband and Rumer-fatherer Bruce Willis, who maintains an improbably cozy relationship with his Gen Y usurper, that repeatedly pops up: More » -
trade roundup
The Unstoppable Bruno, Oscar Docs, And More Strike-Related Layoffs
· Joining Ron Howard's Angels & Demons in writers-strike-induced production limbo is Olvier Stone's Pinkville, a move that temporarily puts Bruce Willis and Woody Harrelson out of work. [Variety] More » -
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Selected credits from the IMDb profile of the former Playmate and current actor/motorcycle collector that Bruce Willis is currently boinking: Latina Girlfriend #4, Woman Across Street, Hot Model, Woman at Las Vegas convention, Playmate #1, Taller Brunette Lifeguard. [P6]
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By MarkComment by metroville: I remember "Taller Brunette Lifeguard"! I don't care what anybody says--she totally blew "Brunette Lifeguard" off the screen. more » | Other threads
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By SethComment by Bon Jour, Pee Wee: So LiLo took a weekend vacation to the Netherlands? more » | Other threads
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By MarkComment by SteamyMcFirecrotch: Now let's see the Michael Bay version! more » | Other threads
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defamer
Ben Silverman Buys Some Breasts For NBC, Calls It A Day
· Displaying the kind of out-of-the-box vision that recently won him NBC's top programming job at the tender age of 19 (so young, we know!), Ben Silverman has acquired the rights to the Colombian televovela Sin tetas no hay paraiso (Without Breasts There is No Paradise), the story of a woman who seeks a breast enlargement as a solution to her poverty and gets entangled in prostitution. "I scour the world for the best ideas and for the game-changing hit shows and Sin Tetas is one of those shows," crowed Silverman about his get. "Dude, it's like my huge ABC success Ugly Betty, but with hookers and big tits. I've got another winner here, I just know it." [Variety] More »
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defamer
Bay Vs. Willis: Feud Officially On
Upon reading that movie-star-of-the-internet-people Bruce Willis had virtually kneecapped Armageddon director Michael Bay ("Bay...Would have ruined DH4. Few people will work with him now, and I know I will never work with him again.") while communing with his fans on the AICN message boards, we had a feeling it wouldn't be long before Bay used his own online forum to retaliate against his mouthy ex-collaborator. With an emotional mixture of hurt, disbelief, and defiance far more complex than any moment in one of his movies, a wounded Bay responds: More » -
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Bruce Willis Takes To Internet To Answer Fan Questions About How Many 'Fucks' They'll Hear In The New 'Die Hard'
Perhaps realizing that the impromptu, beer-soaked promotional appearance he made on behalf of Live Free or DieHard at halftime of a recent Nets playoff game might not reach as many hardcore film nerds as he'd like, onetime wisecracking animated critter and resurgent action star Bruce Willis has taken to the Talkback boards at Ain't It Cool to get the word out about his comeback vehicle, which he swears will contain all the brain-splattering, hard-R violence his fans crave despite a PG-13 rating that limits him to a mere two "fucks." Here, Willis dramatically outs himself as suspiciously defensive poster "Walter B": More »
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By MarkComment by Tim Brulee': When I see willis. I think cybil shepard and that hot BMW 625I coupe they shared. I can see the... more » | Other threads
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sightings
Hollywood PrivacyWatch: Leo DiCaprio And Bar Refaeli Push The Big Red Cart
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, so send them in often. Who knows? They may give you the upper hand in your ugly, ongoing custody battle. Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line) and tell everyone about the morning you spotted John Mayer waiting on the steak to cook at Mastro's. More » -
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Defamer Casting: The Bald And The Beautiful
Defamer is committed to connecting those individuals whose budding acting careers have been hampered by their striking resemblance to certain Hollywood superstars with exciting opportunities to finally put their unoriginal good looks to productive use. Just moments ago, this notice from a company handling a stunt marketing campaign for inevitable cyberstalking blockbuster Perfect Stranger dropped into our inbox, which we're happy to pass along to you, the reader who is often interrupted in the middle of a quiet night out by intrusive Catwoman or Striking Distance fans who mistake you for your more celebrated dopplegangers: More »
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By MarkComment by deusdiabolus: I'm guessing this campaign will not be running in Boston, although they probably wouldn't blow up lookalike actors. ...or would they? more » | Other threads
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defamer
Hollywood Super Madam's Unredacted Hollywood Sex Secrets, Revealed!
Today's LAT momentarily revives us from our Oscar-induced coma with a story about the imminent release of informatively titled Hollywood Super Madam tell-all Secrets of a Hollywood Super Madam (in stores Thursday! Start lining up at The Grove's Barnes and Noble now!), in which onetime industry she-pimp Jody "Babydol" Gibson continues the proud, Flessian literary tradition of revealing the sexual predilections of her alleged clientele, apparently empowered by the once-redacted details of her 2000 prostitution-ring trial being released into the public domain. Among the celebrities already registering official denials: Erstwhile pasta sauce magnate Tommy Lasorda and accused Die Hard satyr Bruce Willis: More »
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By MarkComment by raincoaster: Someone sue the ghostwriter. Real hookers do not call their breasts "titties" unless they're paid to do so. more » | Other threads
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defamer
Hollywood PrivacyWatch: Famous People Flock To Local Basketball Game
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, so send them in obsessively. Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line) and impress everyone by breaking Fabio down to his fashion-nightmare fundamentals. More »
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By SethComment by GordonShumway: First time out on the town since the surgery So Ashley Madison is both written about and writing for Privacywatch?... more » | Other threads
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sightings
Hollywood PrivacyWatch: Posh Go Home
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, so send them in at least as often as you floss. Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line) and let everyone know about the special post-appendectomy, pre-rehab moments Lindsay Lohan shared with Joe Francis. More » -
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By MarkComment by metroville: I'll tell you exactly who wins in that matchup, jengod: 20th Century Fox. Merry Capitalism, everyone! more » | Other threads
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defamer
Bruce Willis' Comeback Vehicle To Royally Fuck Up Your Commute
Other blogs are much better equipped to keep you informed regarding the coming traffic Apocalypse about to swallow any unfortunate soul wretched enough to have to drive anywhere near LAX, courtesy of your friends at 20th Century Fox's insistence that Live Free or Die Hard be filmed on an authentic stretch of Los Angeles freeway. We can, however, pass along a tiny bit of good news for those who find themselves stuck in a seemingly endless traffic jam: They might hear some shit blow up in the distance and momentarily trick themselves into thinking that the strength of their hate has willed into existence one of their gruesome revenge fantasies involving Bruce Willis and some poorly timed pyrotechnics: More »
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Bruce Willis Falls For George Clooney's 'Old Men Want To Sleep With Your Jailbait Daughter' Practical Joke
As the world contemplates the contents of the highly compromising snapshots that managed to convince the Oceans 13's cast to grace Scott Caan's recent 30th birthday party/photography exhibition with their exalted, A-list presence, tales of its top-tier celebrity hijinks continue to trickle down to the masses. After Friday's news of Angelina Jolie's estranged-parent-avoiding, SUV sit-in, comes this NY Daily News report, in which the rascally George Clooney hatches a plot to further erode any sense of authority replaced dad-unit Bruce Willis might feel he still wields over his own children: More »
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Ashton Kutcher Head Over Heels In Love With Mother-Figure Bride Demi Moore
We're not sure what it is about Sunday newspaper insert PARADE magazine that gets big stars to share some of the most personal aspects of their lives—perhaps they feel the open-door policy of the Ask Marilyn column offers an emotional safe zone not available from more "prestigious" media outlets—but in this week's cover story, Ashton Kutcher gushes about his note-perfect marriage to Demi Moore, his unconditional adoration of his three stepsistersdaughters, and his tight, if slightly strained, rapport with their dad, Bruce Willis: More »
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By SethComment by CandyStryper: dear rubyredbag, i agree... and i point everyone to kate hudson's glorious vogue July 2006 cover that bore the headline,"Kate Hudson: Effortless... more » | Other threads
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