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Hip Hop aficionado and dolphin short enthusiast Russell Crowe took to the rough and tumble streets of Beverly Hills to pick up the latest mix CD from his favorite rapper, Supa Soaker. The Body Of Lies star asked Supa Soaker if he sells his mix tapes and CDs on line as a direct digital download. Crowe believed it would increase Soaker’s audience and it would be a lot easier to put onto his iPod. Crowe said, “Mr. Soaker and myself know that Beverly Hills is full of hardcore hip hop fans, but I believe he’s limiting his commercial appeal by focusing primarily in this area. Now, if he was on MySpace or the Friend Book, he might have more fans.”

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Desperate Housewives star Nicollette Sheridan appeared to be very desperate to hear some feedback on her brand new boots. Sheridan said, “I picked up them when after things went south with Michael. Again. Now, I’m not so sure if they're right way to announce to the world that I'm back on the market.” The results of Sheridan’s informal survey showed that a majority of those asked were not fans of the boots, but with the caveat that they looked like they'd be really comfortable.

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WHICH hotel in Beverly Hills is being used for porn shoots? Businessmen across the street say they can't get any work done because they're too busy looking at the action.

Yelp-assisted speculation after the jump!

Since we rarely stay in hotels located in our hometown (except for those times we just need to get away, darling), we scoured the comments over on Yelp for any specific, porn-o-rific activity. Behold, our best interpretations:

The Peninsula: "Two REALLY ODD things I noticed that I don't think anyone has Yelped about: They have individual light switches in each bathroom stall. At first I thought it was to turn on a ceiling fan. But, I was too curious and pushed it and discovered it was a light switch. Seriously, why do you need to turn off the lights in your bathroom stall?" Because of porn.

The Beverly Hills Hotel: "The Beverly Hills Hotel is kinda like that girl (or guy) who has so much charisma that you are just drawn to them. They may not be the most beautiful person in the room but they have that "X" factor that makes all the difference. Not the prettiest kid on the block and certainly not the biggest (it might, however, be the most expensive)." Is this about male escorts or a hotel? We vote porn.

The Beverly Wilshire: "Full of gold diggers and old worn out women." Porn.

Le Meridien: "Visible stains on the 'comfortable' bed and love seat." Well, that could be from anything.

In conclusion: Beverly Hills has been run over by pornographers who are shooting in every building in town. Get out now.

• Just Asking [NY Post]