Jack Black Saw London, He Saw France

Douglas Reinhardt — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 20:20:00 EDT

Tropic Thunder star Jack Black appeared to have a mysterious rip/tear in his pants as he was leaving the BET Studios last night. Black received many weird and confused looks from both BET staffers and onlookers, but no one dared confront the major movie star to let him know about the state of his trousers. That is, until a particularly smartmouthed fan got a few words in edgewise. While posing for a picture, the fan asked Jables if he enjoyed his recent trip to London and France. A confused Black said, "But we don't do our European publicity junkets until next week?", before realizing everyone could see his underpants.

[Photo Credit: Splash Pics]

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Mark — Wed, 14 Feb 2007 15:13:09 EST

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Jack Black Saw London, He Saw France

Trade Round-Up: Damon And Wahlberg, Together Again