The press release—usually we encourage you to skip them, but this one is a must read—follows after the jump:

ASHLEYMADISON.COM COURTS ASHLEY MADISON

CONTROVERSIAL DATING SITE SETS IT'S SIGHTS ON JAMES WOODS' FORMER GALPAL

Extra-marital dating sight AshleyMadison.com hopes to capitalize on their namesake, actress Ashley Madison, best known for her short-lived romance with actor James Woods and cameo appearance on Entourage. AshleyMadison has prepared an offer for Ashley Madison to become their official spokeswoman and appear in their successful - and controversial - integrated marketing and publicity campaigns. AshleyMadison.com founder Darren Morganstern feels the blonde bombshell is a natural fit because, "in short, she is the type of woman that many straying married men fantasize about having affairs with."

Recently, the site made headlines when they offered a free lifetime membership to Katie Holmes as an opportunity to "free herself from Tom Cruise," and their Los Angeles billboard proclaiming, "Life is Short...Have an Affair," recently resulted in a rush hour protest by community activists.

Despite his own "happy marriage", Morganstern believes that monogamy has become outdated and discovered that through the site, there could be a modern solution to this age old problem. After featured appearances on major news outlets such as CNN, FOX News, Montel Williams, 20/20, CBS Sunday Morning, Dr. Phil, and TMZ (to name a few), Morganstern has been coined, "The King of Infidelity" by the media. Though he acknowledges subscribers may be "playing with fire" by pursuing infidelity online, Morganstern's sitting pretty knowing his company has doubled in size every year since it's inception and is estimated to gross ten million dollars this year alone.

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An out-of-town friend insisted on taking perhaps the most embarrassingly overt paparazzi cellcam photo we've ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Madison (whom we only recognized in later press coverage) was enthusiastically nattering on about shopping while Woods regarded her with narrowed eyes and an entirely manufactured smile. His eyeballs briefly swiveled to take in our cellcam-wielding friend, then returned to Madison without any detectable change of expression. The whole thing was so reptilian that we can't even look at Woods anymore without thinking of that moment, and we remarked afterward that it wouldn't have surprised us if, later in their Ritz suite, Woods gently unhinged his jaw and spent the evening gradually swallowing his blonde treat. That apparently didn't happen, and at least Madison got a guest spot on Entourage. James Woods remains hungry.

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