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  • trade roundup

    What Could Be Better Than an Asteroids Movie?

    Actresses make a lot of money. As do movie studios who adapt video games into terrible movies. A great actor died, a promising actress takes wing, and new reality shows make us want to do terrorism. More »
    07/02/09
    4,626
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    By Richard Lawson

    Comment by rudi_freude: I'm still holding out for the "Tetris" movie with Keanu Reeves and Scarlett Johanssen portraying lifeless, two-dimensional angular shapes looking... 6 Responses | Other threads

  • midweek madness

    This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Twins Are Sick; Real Housewife Sex Tape Secrets

    Welcome back to Midweek Madness! It's been a long time since every single magazine had a different main image. Inside? Mostly the same old bullshit. We did learn new details about Angelina's babies, Aniston's date and a Gosselin tell-all book. [Jezebel]
    06/24/09
    29,775
    137

    By Dodai

    Comment by Trulymadlyme: "Jen will never last with someone who doesn't drink. She loves her margarita Sundays." For the second day in... 10 Responses | Other threads

  • the beauty myth

    Prominent Feminist Explains Why Angelina Jolie Is Best Thing, Ever

    Angelina Jolie was named Forbes' "most powerful celeb in the world" last week. Naomi Wolf, in the new issue of Harper's Bazaar (?) thinks it's cuz Brangie "brings together almost every aspect of female empowerment and liberation." Or something like that. [Jezebel]
    06/08/09
    20,059
    291

    By Sadie

    Comment by ihateyourescalade: I would like to step forward, proudly, as the only human left on the planet who thinks--and always has--that Angelina... 76 Responses | Other threads

  • midweek madness

    This Week In Tabloids: Kate Wore A Bikini & Twilight Stars Are In Love

    Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where, according to the tabloid covers, only two things are newsworthy: Kate Gosselin's "revenge" bikini body; and whether the stars of Twilight are hooking up. [Jezebel]
    06/03/09
    30,873
    165

    By Dodai

    Comment by vamusical: A sex kitten who loved Ruby Tuesday? Really? If that's how we're defining people, I guess I was a makeout... 15 Responses | Other threads

  • midweek madness

    This Week In Tabloids: Brad & Angie "Fight" In Public; Jon & Kate Kids Suffer

    It's Wednesday, and this is Midweek Madness, in which we snack on cheesy gossip from In Touch, Life & Style, Us, Ok! and Star. Margaret assists in separating the fresh from the stale, especially since Brad and Angelina are either on the rocks or happily expecting their 7th child, depending. [Jezebel]
    05/27/09
    32,911
    193

    By Dodai

    Comment by Skellatrix: I love how the expert chimes in, suggesting that you add some cheese and fresh veggies to Cari Dee's pitiful... 12 Responses | Other threads

  • photo play

    Body Language "Expert" Weighs In On Brad & Angie

    The tabloids are always turning to nutritionists, trainers, plastic surgeons and other experts who "don't treat" the stars but aren't too busy to make determinations about people they don't know. We can play that game! [Jezebel]
    05/21/09
    55,623
    137

    By Dodai

    Comment by beckster: are her nips pierced? 15 Responses | Other threads

  • midweek madness

    This Week In Tabloids: Sapphic Encounters And Haircut Advice, At Prices That Can't Be Beat

    Every Wednesday, we rummage through the gossip clearance aisle in Midweek Madness to determine whether OK!, Us, Life & Style, In Touch or Star, has valuable dirt you want at a price you can afford. [Jezebel]
    05/20/09
    36,508
    290

    By Margaret

    Comment by greengrey thinks the layout sucks/swallows: I do not understand Kate's hair. Does she think it's flattering? Why does she do it? HOW does she go... 46 Responses | Other threads

  • midweek madness

    This Week In Tabloids: Angelina Cheated On Brad With Blonde Female Rocker

    Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which assistant Margaret and I attempt to ingest the nutty stuff produced by the weekly tabloids. Details from Us, In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style and Star, inside. [Jezebel]
    05/06/09
    36,271
    213

    By Dodai

    Comment by vamusical: OH MY GOD I HAVE A TAN CARDIGAN TOO. EVERYONE HOLD ME BACK I'M TRYING TO STEAL BRAD. 14 Responses | Other threads

  • open caption

    The Pitt and the Pendulous

    [Brad Pitt films a Japanese commercial for a bank in New York; image via Splash] More »
    04/30/09
    2,338
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    By Richard Lawson

    Comment by MattGaymon: The Pitt and the Pendulous 4 Responses | Other threads

  • midweek madness

    This Week In Tabloids: Babies, Bisexuals & Tim Gunn With His Pants Down

    Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which assistant Margaret and I search for real "news" in the weekly tabloids. Step inside for free-swingin', AC/DC stories from Us, In Touch, Life & Style, Ok! and Star. [Jezebel]
    04/22/09
    35,086
    228

    By Dodai

    Comment by dreamweave: shit, every post I've made today has something to do with being a mom, but here's another - who are... 15 Responses | Other threads

  • trade roundup

    Tom Cruise Hasn't Met a Script He Hasn't Asked to Be Rewritten

    There is little good news anymore. Today Angelina Jolie signs a pact with the devil, as does Walgreens. Tom Cruise can't pick good scripts, and Dimension keeps puttering along. More »
    04/22/09
    12,772
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    By Richard Lawson

    Comment by mslewis: Well, I really don't like Patricia Cornwell's "Scarpetti" novels because they're too graphic; but I do love Angelina Jolie so... 2 Responses | Other threads

  • midweek madness

    This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Pregnant, Lindsay Refuses Rehab

    Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we search for worthwhile "news" in In Touch, Star, Life & Style, Ok! and Us. [Jezebel]
    04/15/09
    23,853
    236

    By Dodai

    Comment by AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: That is not Rupert Everett. The pod people have kidnapped and replaced him. 17 Responses | Other threads

  • midweek madness

    This Week In Tabloids: Brit's Back With Kevin and Lindsay Talks To Us

    Welcome back to Midweek Madness! The tabloids flirt with actual reporting this week in a lengthy interview with Lindsay Lohan. But don't worry, Brit and K-Fed's reunion is still anonymously sourced and possibly untrue. [Jezebel]
    04/08/09
    25,985
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    By Margaret

    Comment by sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): OMG JOHN MAYER MIGHT BE GAY BECAUSE HE SUPPORTS GAY CAUSES! I also might have had multiple abortions because... 11 Responses | Other threads

  • midweek madness

    This Week In Tabloids: Choose Your Own Brangelina Adventure

    Wednesday means one thing: Midweek Madness. The covers are all over the place this week, like what's up with Brangelina? Did she kick him out? Agree to be Mrs. Pitt? Is he cheating with Natalie Portman? [Jezebel]
    04/01/09
    25,210
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    By Margaret

    Comment by mommymash: "They run around in the same dirty clothes, underwear, and socks for days at a time. And when Nadya gets... 13 Responses | Other threads

  • midweek madness

    This Week In Tabloids: Brangelina's On The Rocks, Reese Might Get One

    Welcome back to midweek madness, in which we gorge ourselves on fresh gossip from the weekly tabloids. Join us as we choke down what In Touch, Life & Style, Us, Ok! and Star are serving. [Jezebel]
    03/25/09
    33,755
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    By Margaret

    Comment by Eeva: Brad gets tortured by the kids all day. They wrestle him and kick him and constantly harass him. OH FUCK OFF.... 16 Responses | Other threads

  • open caption

    Lara Cuffed, Tombs Await Her

    [Actress Angela Joleman filming the movie "Salt" in New York today; image via Splash] More »
    03/18/09
    5,054
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    By Richard Lawson

    Comment by blix: You have the right to remain pouty. 3 Responses | Other threads

  • midweek madness

    This Week In Tabloids: Shiloh & Suri Forced To Be Friends; Katie Forced To Diet

    It's Wednesday, so it's time for Midweek Madness. Did Brad make a move on the nanny? Is Katie starving herself for Scientology? Have Suri and Shiloh ever met? The tabloids ask and answer. [Jezebel]
    03/11/09
    38,866
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    By Dodai

    Comment by Eeva: Quick poll: which is stupider - a) photoshopping two toddlers, who are not themselves famous but are merely the offspring... 23 Responses | Other threads

  • open caption

    "I'm Planning On Pushing Lisa Kudrow Down a Flight of Stairs."

    [Film actress Angelina Jolie with her body double on the set of the motion picture "Salt" in Washington, District of Columbia today; image via INF]
    03/06/09
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    By Richard Lawson

    Comment by BookishLookish: Let's do a quick poll. Who would be your body double? 69 Responses | Other threads

  • midweek madness

    This Week In Tabloids: Aniston & Angie's Oscar Showdown

    Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we "read" the celeb weeklies, in search of "newsworthy" gossip. Though Nadya "Octomom" Suleman helps sell issues, she landed zero covers this week: Brangeliniston reigned. [Jezebel]
    02/25/09
    34,475
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    By Dodai

    Comment by Samanthrax is Sarcastic: STOP TRYING TO MAKE ANISTON SEEM PATHETIC. You suck at life, tabloids. 64 Responses | Other threads

  • tattoos

    Megan Fox Joins the Ranks of Celebrities Who Regret Their Ex Tattoos

    Megan Fox and her fiance, David from 90210, have broken up. Sad news—especially since Fox has her now-ex's name permanently tattooed on her body. Which other celebrities have made the same mistake? More »
    02/24/09
    39,718
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    By Kyle Buchanan

    Comment by TedSez: I dated her first, and ever since then I've regretted having "Megan Denise Anastasia Moonshadow Pepita Smith-Halifax Fox" tattooed on... 6 Responses | Other threads

  • clips

    Tim Gunn Gets Designs On Brangelina; Fails To Make It Work

    Project Runway's Tim Gunn is working as a red carpet host this evening, but even America's favorite grey-haired fashionista can't impress the A-list juggernaut that is Brangelina. Ever heard Tim get gushy? You have now. [Jezebel]

    02/22/09
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    By Anna
  • stalky

    E! Tracking Brangelina With Predator Drone Or Something

    As soon as the couple gets within range, the network will presumably deploy Jennifer Aniston as a sort of celebrity Hellfire missile. Click for full-sized image.
    02/22/09
    4,654
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    By Ryan Tate

    Comment by DayWeSpilledThePaint_GitEmSteveDave: So do they let you listen in to the pit crew/Bradgelina radio transmissions? Give what gear/RPM they're running at? more » | Other threads

  • danica patrick

    Danica Patrick Sides with Brad Pitt, Chooses Angelina Jolie Over Jennifer Aniston

    When asked who she would prefer to play her in film ocassionaly clothed Indy driver Danica Patrick responded she'd prefer Angelina Jolie over Jennifer Aniston. The reason? Aniston is too old. [Jalopnik]
    02/19/09
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    By Matt Hardigree

    Comment by pauljones: Aniston may be 40, but she sure as hell doesn't look it. I would pick her over Jolie any day. Jolie... 31 Responses | Other threads

  • midweek madness

    This Week In Tabloids: Rihanna Loves Chris, Mischa's "Skin & Bones"

    Welcome to Midweek Madness, in which we "read" celebrity tabloids so you don't "have" to. This week, in addition to Rihanna news, the mags report Jessica Simpson's every meal while calling Mischa and Lindsay scary-skinny. [Jezebel]
    02/18/09
    41,890
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    By Dodai

    Comment by Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: I can not get over that picture of Rachel Zoe. Honestly, is anyone naturally that thin? I'm not body snarking... 27 Responses | Other threads

  • gossip roundip

    New Mom M.I.A. Sought By Oscars Producers

    Which is less appropriate: A brand-newmom performing at the Oscars, from bed, or an image-conscious Olympian trying to lay low in a strip club? Decide for yourself. More »
    02/18/09
    8,912
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    By Ryan Tate

    Comment by Private Hangnail: There are certain celebrities that I, for some odd reason, worry about. Margot Kidder is one of them, I think... 6 Responses | Other threads

  • oscars

    Likely Oscar Losers Brangelina Take EBay Consolation Prize

    If the numbers truly don't lie, then neither Brad Pitt nor Angelina Jolie will collect Academy Awards on Sunday. But who needs Oscars when America's auction-scavenging elite are on your side? More »

    02/17/09
    2,408
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    By STV
  • octomom

    Angelina Jolie Blames Octomom For Taking All The Fun Out of Hoarding Children

    If Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have been quietly assembling a knife-wielding, multiracial child army, sources indicate that there are about eight newborns who Jolie would like to sic her young platoon on. More »
    02/12/09
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    By Kyle Buchanan

    Comment by Trixie from Toronto: I knew when I saw those fake lips and saw that goofy interview that she was channelling Jolie. They both... 2 Responses | Other threads

  • midweek madness

    This Week In Tabloids: "Octomom" Vs. Angelina; Jennifer Aniston's Tapes

    Every Wednesday, we play Midweek Madness, in which we dare to try and "read" the celebrity tabloids. This week, Us was the only mag that used Rhianna as the main cover image. [Jezebel]
    02/11/09
    38,095
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    By Dodai

    Comment by BabyJane: I hear you Jessica. I eat my feelings too. They are particularly delicious when covered in melty cheese. 22 Responses | Other threads

  • brad pitt

    Jolie-Pitt Brood Terrorizes London Hotel

    Continuing budget woes required the hosts of the BAFTA Awards to cut their little-known backstage daycare room for this year's ceremony. And as presumed, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's fellow hotel guests suffered the most. More »
    02/10/09
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    By STV

    Comment by NoWireHangers: They just let the kids run around like that? You could easily kidnap one and ransom it to save your... 6 Responses | Other threads

  • angelina jolie

    Angelina Jolie Adopts Backwards-Dressing Custom Of Her New Hip-Hop Orphans

    If you were one of the millions of SAG Awards watchers thinking Angelina Jolie looked a little frumpy-dumpy in her Max Azria gown, that's probably because she had the thing on backwards. More »
    01/28/09
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    By Seth

    Comment by hitchenaride: Oh please, she's a spectacular looking women and certainly a style icon - I can't think of any other women... 3 Responses | Other threads

  • family

    The Pitt-Jolies Take Japan!

    Pictured, part of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's family (the Havana Pee-Wee-League girls' softball team had a championship game in Santa Domingo) as they arrive at Japan's Narita International Airport for a promotional press tour. More »
    01/27/09
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    By Seth

    Comment by DelilahRaphman: people you are so mean. leave the Jolie- Pitt clan aloneeeeee 2 Responses | Other threads

  • snap judgment

    Far Out: Angelina & Brad Introduce New Twins To Far East

    [Narita, Japan; January 27. Images via Getty]

    [Jezebel]
    01/27/09
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    By Anna

    Comment by itsibitzy: i want her foundation. what brand is it one wonders. they look stunning. 5 Responses | Other threads

  • uncoolgate

    Brad Pitt Attempts Settlement in 'Dastardly' UncoolGate Affair

    Brad Pitt has exposed himself in W—and we do mean exposed, Chuck Close's unforgiving photos highlighting every worry line to sprout across his iconic face since undertaking fathering duties to a knife-obsessed Cambodian mercenary. More »
    01/07/09
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    By Seth

    Comment by Victor Ward: Yes. Because violently doing it after shooting up your house is exactly the kind of romantic scene I would want... 3 Responses | Other threads

  • midweek madness

    This Week In Tabloids: Lots Of Baby Drama & Weight Loss Tips From Obama

    Welcome to the final Midweek Madness of the year, in which the tabloids inform us that we're all overweight Americans. [Jezebel]
    12/31/08
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    By Margaret

    Comment by Raspberry Swirl. Conversation Killer.: That's not Britney on that Us cover. That's a tranny impersonator, or else someone went extremely Photoshop-crazy. 10 Responses | Other threads

  • midweek madness

    This Week in Tabloids: Which Celebs Are Unwrapping the Gift of Herpes?

    This Christmas Eve, we bring you tidings of Midweek Madness. [Jezebel]
    12/24/08
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    By Margaret

    Comment by JinxyMcDeath: Why is Audrina getting "BEST CLEAVAGE"!!!?? I'm sorry, but those grapefruits halved and surgically attached to her chest are not... 17 Responses | Other threads

  • midweek madness

    This Week In Tabloids: Jilted Wives, Jingle Bells & The Return of J.Lo

    It's Midweek Madness time, and this week, most of the covers focus on Brad and Angie: Their made up summer wedding, holiday plans with the kids, and feud with Jennifer Aniston. [Jezebel]
    12/17/08
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    By Margaret

    Comment by Joyce Carol Hall and Oates: I prefer the chunkier Seth Rogen, meself. 14 Responses | Other threads

  • jennifer aniston

    Jennifer Aniston Promotes New, PG-Rated Family Film By Going Completely NSFW

    We weren't aware that Jennifer Aniston's new dogcom, Marley & Me, was in urgent need of sexing up, but consider us duly apprised. So what is there to say about these new GQ pictures?
    12/11/08
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    By Kyle Buchanan

    Comment by Greasy Thumb Guzik: And she sued some guy a few years ago who took naked pix of her with a long lens when... 3 Responses | Other threads

  • jennifer aniston

    Jennifer Aniston Will Not Be Congratulating Angelina On Her Golden Globe Nom

    As all of America has no doubt been made aware of during her press tour for Marley & Me, Jennifer Aniston hates talking about Brad Pitt.
    12/11/08
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    By Kyle Buchanan

    Comment by Old No.7: You know, if Jennifer Anistion went on The View, the Defamer posts would collapse on themselves into a black hole... 5 Responses | Other threads

  • brad pitt

    Maddox: Playing With Guns Part 2

    We noted with some apprehension Angelina Jolie's seeming encouragement of son Maddox's growing fascination with guns, knives, and various other lethal things you can hide in a pocket. More »
    12/10/08
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    By Seth

    Comment by SugartitsMcFirecrotch: Oh . . . my half-brother wanted to be a sniper when he was 12, and now he's an English... 2 Responses | Other threads

  • midweek madness

    This Week In Taboids: Angelina Gets Twins (Again), Michael Jackson Is Dying

    Welcome back to Midweek Madness. There's no OK! this week because last week's lame-ass Britney issue was a "double." In related news, the glossy is slashing its newsstand price by 50ยข, hoping you'll fall for bargain-basement gossip. But you know what they say: You get what you pay for. In any case, this week the news was mostly about Angelina's baby addiction. She's either got one, two, or three on the way, depending on which magazine you read, because she might be knocked up with a baby, or twins, and she might be getting a little African girl for Christmas. Find out more about her uterus, plus the rare disease Michael Jackson is dying from, as Intern Margaret assists in the filleting of Us, Life & Style, In Touch and Star, after the jump. [Jezebel]
    12/10/08
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    By Dodai

    Comment by Annabellie: For a second I was concerned because I thought that Candace Cameron was one of those child stars that publicly... 24 Responses | Other threads

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