Because this case involves special circumstances of including multiple victims, the penalty is a mandatory life sentence. Jon will be eligible for parole in 67 years. [Bold ours.] Jon’s attorney Leonard Levine said he would appeal the verdict.

Jon faces still more charges in New York and Texas. A spokeswoman for the district attorney said Jon is likely to be extradited to New York first.

We suppose this is the part where we say something insightful and/or pithy about the ruling, but to be complete honest with you, we're kind of blown away right now. He's going to be extradited to two more states to face the rape charges on top of the 16 he's just received a life sentence for. For lack of anything more to say than, "Holy shit," we guide you now to his still functioning official web presence—a site we once described as marrying the best qualities of circa-1997 wedding-DJ promotional literature with the finest UFO-suicide-cult website design—where you can peruse happier times in this Gallery of Me with Famous Ladies I Never Raped.

• BREAKING NEWS: ANAND JON CONVICTED - LIFE IN PRISON [WaxWord]

Alexander, 33, is charged with 54 felony and five misdemeanor counts, including forcible rape, sexual battery by restraint, lewd acts upon a child, sexual penetration by a foreign object, using a minor for sex acts...

...forcible and attempted forcible oral copulation, assault with intent to commit a felony, possession or control of child pornography and contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

Any mention of Alexander immediately merits a visit to AnandJon.com—the designer's official online presence, marrying the best qualities of circa-1997 wedding-DJ promotional literature with the finest UFO-suicide-cult website design—where you can peruse his Gallery of Famous Ladies I Never Raped. You'll have to forgive us, however, if something in Patrick Stewart's dead-eyed stare doesn't suggest the two shared something far more ominous than a post-fashion-show glass of celebratory bubbly.

• Grand Jury Indicts Celeb Designer On Sexual Assault Charges [knbc.com]