We at Defamer will not rest until Victoria Redstall, the charmingly kooky, if incredibly naive, serial killer groupie/struggling actress who's befriended an imprisoned psychopath, gets an acting gig that will give her something better to do with her time than wait around for her new BFF to turn her glowing skin into a fetching kimono. So, compassionate producers and casting directors of Hollywood, we beseech you to watch some of the finest work from Redstall's reel, in which the actress ably submerges her British accent and delivers each line with the sensual nuance of a housewife who's about to be bent over the couch by her shirtless "cleaning hunk"—a performance made all the more impressive when you consider that Redstall curbed her desire to ad-lib some dialogue asking the pine-scented furniture-polisher if he has any products strong enough to dissolve dismembered limbs in a bathtub. Surely one of you can find a use for a talent like this and rescue her before it's too late.

• Serial Killer Groupie Victoria Redstall's Grobust Commercial [Defamer]
• Busty Actress Meets Cute With Breast-Obsessed Serial Killer [Defamer]

A resourceful operative dug up this video of serial killer-befriending actress Victoria Redstall's fine work for Grobust, an herbal breast-enhancing remedy whose unfortunate side-effects seem to include the atrophying of the part of the brain responsible for making generously bosomed females flee from incarcerated men with a track record of storing surgically removed mammaries in recloseable sandwich bags. Should any other clips from her reel be made available online, we'll be sure to pass them along and do our part to get her some work that might leave her less time to hang around inside prisons.

• Busty Actress Meets Cute With Breast-Obsessed Serial Killer [Defamer]

She expected to be fascinated, she said, but not drawn into a deep bond with Ford that has caused a disruption in court and triggered an investigation by the Sheriff's Department.

"I trust Wayne with my life.... He's got such a kindness to him and such a conscience," she said, her eyes briefly filling with tears during an interview at a cafe in Studio City last week. "He is so tuned in to me and I to him that sometimes words don't have to be said."

Ford, a former long-haul truck driver, is on trial in San Bernardino County for crimes that would send most women running in the opposite direction. In 1997 and 1998, Ford murdered three prostitutes and a hitchhiker, dismembering two and dumping all four bodies in California waterways, before surrendering voluntarily with his final victim's breast in a Ziplock bag in his jacket pocket. [...]

"Everyone tells me, 'Be careful, he's a serial killer' ... but they don't know Wayne like I do," she said. "We've all got evil in us — all of us. He took it to the extent of killing humans.... But I'm going on the man he is today and the remorse that he has today."

The irony of a model for breast enhancement pills, Herbal Grobust, seeking out a killer with a breast fetish is not lost on her, and she addresses it with the dark humor that both shocks and entertains the people she talks to in the courtroom.

"It's hysterical," she said.

Well, maybe she's not that crazy; after all, she did get herself featured in the LAT, and we imagine that by the end of the day she'll have the interest of countless agents, producers, and casting directors thrilled to meet with a breast augmentation model who'll believe just about anything she's told.

UPDATE: See Redstall's work as Grobust pitchwoman!

• Studio City Actress Flaunts Her Friendship With a Serial Killer [LAT]