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    We Know How She Feels. We must bid a sad farewell, ladies and gentleman, to the mastermind behind A Call to the Bullpen, Douglas Reinhardt. Today was his last day. As you all know, Doug's talent for pairing celebrity photos with hilarious headlines and vividly imagined scenarios from a slightly askew imagination made for some classic moments on Defamer. There were many, but we'll always have a place in our heart for this one. We wish him the best of luck, and invite you to browse through his archives by clicking here. [A Call To The Bullpen]
    10/31/08
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    By Seth

    Comment by kookla: Still waiting for the disclaimer that says this isn't true...Actually I'm waiting to find out who was responsible for the... 2 Responses | Other threads

  • katherine heigl

    Last Call

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    10/31/08
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    By Douglas Reinhardt

    Comment by Old No.7: Hard to tell which one just got done licking its' own ass. 1 Responses | Other threads

  • john cusack

    John Cusack….More Like Joe Coolsack!

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    10/31/08
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    By Douglas Reinhardt

    Comment by Tiger_Tanaka: With Chris Chelios too! Where's the beer? 2 Responses | Other threads

  • shenae grimes

    '90210' Star Baffled By Media Spotlight

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    10/31/08
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    By Douglas Reinhardt

    Comment by Juancho: "Show us your tats!" shouted the press line."Show you my tits?" replied Shenae."Whatever," came the response back. Personally, I'm more interested... 1 Responses | Other threads

  • kate hudson

    The Haunting Of Kate Hudson

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    10/31/08
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    By Douglas Reinhardt

    Comment by Fama Est: She looks dressed to solve a murder. more » | Other threads

  • kristen stewart

    'Twilight' Star Wonders If Her Co-Star Has Showered Since Wrapping Production

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    10/30/08
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    By Douglas Reinhardt

    Comment by dollywould: "God, Robert, couldn't you have waited to start production on that Pete Doherty biopic until AFTER our press tour?" 1 Responses | Other threads

  • robert downey jr

    Robert Downey Jr. In Flight! Afternoon Delight!

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    10/29/08
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    By Douglas Reinhardt

    Comment by majikthise: this headline made me LOL and almost spit out my peas at lunch! more » | Other threads

  • natalie portman

    Was It A Wedgie Or A Scratch?

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    10/29/08
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    By Douglas Reinhardt

    Comment by TedCopacabana: I just wanted to say that she has an awesome butt! God Bless Natalie Portman's butt! more » | Other threads

  • kirsten dunst

    Kirsten Dunst Is Having A Bummer Party

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    10/29/08
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    By Douglas Reinhardt

    Comment by taraniso: Maybe she can open a bottle of Boone's Farm when she gets home and rinse off that dirty hood (not... more » | Other threads

  • diablo cody

    Zombie Diablo Cody Lives To Terrorize Another Day!

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    10/28/08
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    By Douglas Reinhardt

    Comment by Cam/ron: For some strange reason, I find her zombie pose to be quite sexy. Help me, Dr. Freud. 2 Responses | Other threads

  • shia labeouf

    Dr. LaBeouf Is Ready To Make That House Call

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    10/28/08
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    By Douglas Reinhardt

    Comment by bess marvin, girl detective: thanks douglas. he looks straight out of old hollywood. that hair so mitt romneyesque! 1 Responses | Other threads

  • jamie lee curtis

    Uncle Jam Wants You!

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    10/27/08
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    By Douglas Reinhardt

    Comment by Old No.7: You'd have thought that crapping regularly would reduce some of that bloating. You'd have thought wrong. 1 Responses | Other threads

  • miley cyrus

    Billy Ray Cyrus Enforces The Five Feet Rule

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    10/27/08
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    By Douglas Reinhardt

    Comment by kookla: If Justin knows what's good for him, he'd use the 10-foot pole rule. 1 Responses | Other threads

  • anne hathaway

    Anne Hathaway Heads To Whole Foods For A Much Needed Shower!

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    10/27/08
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    By Douglas Reinhardt

    Comment by OldTowneTavern: That's nothing compared to the bath her wallet will take in that joint. He grifter ex-boyfriend probably shook her... 2 Responses | Other threads

  • keanu reeves

    'But, Honey, Keanu Is On My List. The List You Agreed On When We Got Married.'

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    10/24/08
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    By Douglas Reinhardt

    Comment by torpor: I don't know, her beau seems a bit more smitten with Keanu than she does. 2 Responses | Other threads

  • david cronenberg

    Weirdo Auteur Disappoints Fans With Lack Of Weirdness

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    10/24/08
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    By Douglas Reinhardt

    Comment by Huge Tracts of Land: When I was a lass I snuck into a screening of Dead Ringers, thinking its R rating meant it was... more » | Other threads

  • charlize theron

    Free Hugs From Charlize Theron

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    10/24/08
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    By Douglas Reinhardt

    Comment by TheQuestion: Hugs? From Charlize Theron? Um, Yes, please!!!! more » | Other threads

  • robert downey jr

    Dudes' Night Out!

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    10/24/08
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    By Douglas Reinhardt

    Comment by Leviticus_71: Never have I seen a finer Gay porn mustache than the furry friend Jude is cultivating on his upper lip. 1 Responses | Other threads

  • josh brolin

    Josh Brolin Is Really Excited About Hanging Out With His Co-Stars!

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    10/23/08
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    By Douglas Reinhardt

    Comment by taraniso: I think he's showing them how to ace their next audition.... more » | Other threads

  • mickey rourke

    Mickey Rourke and Companion Get A Piss Out Of Rome

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    10/23/08
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    By Douglas Reinhardt

    Comment by taraniso: Is it me, or does the dog appear embarassed to be seen with him? more » | Other threads

  • al pacino

    Pacino Gives His Public What They Want: 'HOO-AH!'

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    10/22/08
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    By Douglas Reinhardt

    Comment by WGARefugee: What do you mean, cancer of the prick? more » | Other threads

  • ashley olsen

    Ashley Olsen, Habitual Line Cutter

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    10/22/08
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    By Douglas Reinhardt

    Comment by Leviticus_71: LAX is NOT the place to stage an impromptu game of 'London Bridge' Ashley! No matter how much you missed... more » | Other threads

  • reese witherspoon

    Kisses Are For The Second Date, Reese Witherspoon

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    10/22/08
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    By Douglas Reinhardt

    Comment by mythopoesisme: "Jeez, those really are the cleanest nostrils I've ever seen." more » | Other threads

  • rosario dawson

    Rosario Dawson Is Just SO Happy To See You!

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    10/21/08
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    By Douglas Reinhardt

    Comment by TurdBlossom: Oh dear. Whatever Shianne Grimes (the new Brenda - 90210) is on/has - is apparently catching. Perhaps the Joker is... 1 Responses | Other threads

  • kirsten dunst

    Kirsten Dunst Raises It Up For Early Voting

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    10/21/08
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    By Douglas Reinhardt

    Comment by Beppo: Kirsten, Nice legs; rickets-chic. 1 Responses | Other threads

  • kate hudson

    If Baron Davis Played For The Lakers, He Could Hang Out With An Even Bigger A-Lister

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    10/21/08
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    By Douglas Reinhardt

    Comment by Old No.7: Kates's put on some weight, huh? more » | Other threads

  • tom cruise

    The Eternal Struggle Has Begun

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    10/20/08
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    By Douglas Reinhardt

    Comment by taraniso: "this is where daddy's star on the sidewalk USED to be, before Valkyrie was released" more » | Other threads

  • sean penn

    Venezuelan President Wonders What Happened To Spicoli

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    10/20/08
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    By Douglas Reinhardt

    Comment by Fama Est: ...apparently while at the mall. "I'll have two Mango Juliuses," decreed Chavez. 1 Responses | Other threads

  • jennifer aniston

    Is Childbirth On Jennifer Aniston’s Mind?

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    10/20/08
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    By Douglas Reinhardt

    Comment by TurdBlossom: Of course she wants children. Look what it's done for Jennifer Garner's career. 1 Responses | Other threads

  • courntey cox

    Courtney Cox Tries Her Best To Match Lynda Carter’s Shirt

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    10/17/08
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    By Douglas Reinhardt

    Comment by goldfarb: NO ONE can match Lynda Carter's shirt. more » | Other threads

  • kevin costner

    Kevin Costner Knows Where That Ice Cream Is Going: His Thighs!

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    10/17/08
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    By Douglas Reinhardt

    Comment by V-eyePete: I suppose all of the above is as annoyed as I am that this guy continues to keep his shape... more » | Other threads

  • katie holmes

    'Mrs. Holmes, Can Suri Come Out And Play?'

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    10/16/08
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    By Douglas Reinhardt

    Comment by Campion of Drymouth: There's only one story in this picture, and that's the polka dots. The rest is just context. 1 Responses | Other threads

  • dustin hoffman

    Dustin Hoffman Feigns Interest In 'The New Yorker,' But Reaching For The Latest 'OK!'

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    10/16/08
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    By Douglas Reinhardt

    Comment by Losin_it: He also obviously doesn't care about Saving The System. Like what, the system hasn't been very good to him... more » | Other threads

  • colin farrell

    'Hey! Aren’t you Johnny Depp?'

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    10/16/08
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    By Douglas Reinhardt

    Comment by taraniso: Did she steal those purple shoes from the Boston Legal set? 1 Responses | Other threads

  • ellen degeneres

    What’s The Matter? Ellen On Your Back?

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    10/15/08
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    By Douglas Reinhardt

    Comment by mythopoesisme: Golf fan: Hey, what's your handicap? Timberlake: Ellen. more » | Other threads

  • miley cyrus

    Every Day Is Ice Cream Sundae For Miley Cyrus

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    10/15/08
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    By Douglas Reinhardt

    Comment by Jackie Gleason's Fart Cave: I bet if she just bites into that thing without using a spoon and holds it to the sky Batman'll... 1 Responses | Other threads

  • seth green

    Seth Green Loves Cops From Coast To Coast

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    10/15/08
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    By Douglas Reinhardt

    Comment by Leviticus_71: She's just happy she's taller than him. Poor little guy, I bet he shares his Huffy with his teenage cousins. 1 Responses | Other threads

  • mischa barton

    Mischa Barton Stocks Up For The McCain Drinking Game

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    10/14/08
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    By Douglas Reinhardt

    Comment by LittleMissPartlyCloudy: Seems like more of a Busch Light gal to LMPC - that or Little Kings Ale. more » | Other threads

  • katherine heigl

    Not Even Katherine Heigl Can Stop Traffic These Days

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    10/14/08
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    By Douglas Reinhardt

    Comment by Desk_hack: Where's Old No.7? He's going to love her newest accessory - the double chin. Douglas darling, I expect more pics of... 4 Responses | Other threads

  • johnny depp

    You Won’t Like Johnny Depp When He’s Solarized!

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    10/14/08
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    By Douglas Reinhardt

    Comment by Benovite: I hope he was in Hollywood to personally ass rape all the Jack Sparrows in front of the Chinese Theater. more » | Other threads

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