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- Director of Development - GSN, The Network for Games, Los Angeles, CA
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- New Media Marketing Director - Epitaph, Los Angeles, CA
- Digital Media Sales Planner - Fox News Channel, Los Angeles, CA
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- Director, Social Marketing and Digital Public Relations - New Media Strategies, Washington, DC (Telecommute)
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- Bios Editor - Baseline StudioSystems, Los Angeles, CA
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By MarkComment by raincoaster: Perish the thought! Thunder Bay? It's gotta be my nemesis, the thrice-accurst Paul Schaeffer. Also: I've read a million of these... more » | Other threads
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The Defamer Job Board: Break The Cycle
The summer may have unofficially ended, but your quest for a more generous, less fellatio-demanding employer continues. Spend some time on the Defamer Job Board and free yourself from Hollywood's degrading—yet dismayingly effective—sexual-favors-for-promotions cycle: More » -
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The Defamer Job Board: Celebrate Labor Day With A Shiny New Job
On the eve of Labor Day, is there any better moment to reassess your current employment status? Sure, being a third assistant assigned to a hell-spawned second starter wife has its privileges...Actually, no. No it doesn't. That bitch once dislodged a freshly laquered French manicure tip in your eyeball for bringing back a pint of Pinkberry of unacceptable consistency. Get a new job. Get it now. We can help: More » -
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The Defamer Job Board: Better Than Hot Coffee In Your Face
There's two ways you can deal with your current predicament, that being your supervisor's tendency to punctuate his directives with the launching of scalding, coffee-based liquids directly at your face: 1) Put up with it, hoping the amassing scar-tissue will dull your pain receptors, readying you for more caustic substances to come as you advance in your entertainment industry career, or 2) Find a new job. We suggest the latter, and can think of no better place to start than right here, at the Defamer Job Board. More » -
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The Defamer Job Board: We Like To Think Of It As The 'Hope Board'
In your darkest hour, when you're slumped forward on your desk, sobbing softly and convinced that rolling calls for a person you're convinced is the Anti-Christ himself is the only gig left in the world, the Defamer Job Board is there to shine a light of Hope. Be saved: More » -
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The Defamer Job Board: Get A Damn Job Already, Would You?
Why can't the government just keep sending unemployment checks until you've finished your screenplay and/or finally booked a series regular gig on a hit show? Ponder this and other frustrating, employment-related questions as you scour the Defamer Job Board for an opportunity to once again contribute to society. More » -
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The Defamer Job Board: The Days Of Collecting Wadded Up Singles Are Over
While falling back on your milk-foaming or lap-dancing skills seems like not such a bad idea on most days, don't give up quite yet: The Defamer Job Board will do its best to keep you away from the espresso machine and off the stripper pole. More » -
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The Defamer Job Board: For When You Endorse That Last Unemployment Check
We know that you're probably attached to your lifestyle of sitting at Starbucks, surfing the web all day, and collecting unemployment checks. But when that precious government handout runs out, you're going to need a new place to drink your coffee and read your blogs. And that's when you'll turn to the Defamer Job Board. More » -
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The Defamer Job Board: Gaggers Welcome
Since your gag reflex has thus far prevented you from rising within the ranks of your company in the traditional, blowjob-related manner, it couldn't hurt to get some outside help for a career boost. Hit the Defamer Job Board and never again worry about how your more orally gifted peers are getting ahead. More » -
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The Defamer Job Board: A Pinkslip Is Really Just A Golden Ticket To Willy Wonka's Career Satisfaction Factory
A wise man whose name we cannot recall once said, "There is absolutely no better time than right now to use the Defamer Job Board to free yourself from the tyranny of your current boss." (We will allow for the possibility that this message was recently whispered in our ear by a member the Job Board team. Even so, he's got a point.) More » -
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The Defamer Job Board: Be Prepared For Anything
OK, so maybe your first attempt at an on-camera gig didn't so well, and you suspect that your bosses might be quietly looking for someone else for the job. Better to hit the Defamer Job Board and line up some career insurance than find yourself blindsided by the new girl sitting in your seat on Monday morning. More » -
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The Defamer Job Board: Upgrade Your Quality Of Life From 'Sucks' To 'Better Than Bearable'
We feel your pain: You job—and by extension, most of your waking life—kind of sucks. Through the power of the Defamer Job Board, reverse that career suction and get yourself into a better situation. The nightmares may even stop one day! (Maybe!) More » -
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The Defamer Job Board: Prove Your Parents Wrong About Your Ill-Considered Hollywood Dreams
Jobs! They're the only things* standing between you and a humiliating bus ride back to your hometown, where your parents will greet you at the depot, somberly shaking their heads and trying not to tell you they knew moving to Hollywood was a bad idea in the first place. Better hit the Defamer Job Board and find a gig that will delay that Greyhound Ride of Shame indefinitely. More » -
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The Defamer Job Board: Don't Wait For Your Boss To Snap Before Lining Up Your Next Gig
If you've learned anything from the unfortunate incidents of early this morning, it's that your job is probably easier than Lindsay Lohan's assistant's, as you've likely never been involved in a high-speed chase with your boss. Still, this is no time to be lulled into an artificially inflated appreciation for you current employer, so hit the Defamer Job Board to give yourself options for when he finally snaps. More » -
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The Defamer Job Board: Stop Sitting Around And Waiting For A Deep-Pocketed Producer to Stroll Into Your Life
Tired of enduring a year's worth of torture just for the chance that your Pitch Day lottery ticket might pay off? Take control of your destiny with the Defamer Job Board, your online, Defamer™-branded source for employment salvation. More » -
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The Defamer Job Board: Better Than Working A Corner On Santa Monica Blvd.
Suddenly find yourself standing on the sidewalk with a cardboard box overflowing with your belongings, wondering how your boss could have taken your helpful suggestion that he seeks treatment for his "obsessive-asshole personality disorder" the wrong way? The Defamer Job Board is here to help you get things figured out. More » -
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The Defamer Job Board: Spend Your Weekend Thinking About Trading In Your Crappy Job For A Better One
Ah, Friday afternoon. Do you know that goes great with the happy hour cocktail that will kick off your weekend? That's right: the glimmer of hope provided by a listing for a great new job. Hit the Defamer Job Board and get yourself that career-upgrade chaser. More » -
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The Defamer Job Board: Because Not All Jobs Have Golden Parachutes
Because we realize that not everyone can rebound from an apparent career disaster by quickly being hired to another incredibly high-paying gig, we give you the Defamer Job Board, a place where you can pick yourself up by your virtual bootstraps and get on with your working life. More » -
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The Defamer Job Board: There For You When Your More Radical Career-Enhancement Plans Fail
Since your poorly conceived plot to solve your work-related problems by rigging a pack of leftover Fourth of July cherry bombs to explode when your boss started his car this morning did little more than scratch the paint of his new BMW, you might want to line up a new gig through the Defamer Job Board before he connects you to the attack. More » -
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The Defamer Job Board: Find A More Porn-Positive Work Environment
Looking for something to do with your free time at work besides trying to find new ways to circumvent your company's internet porn filter? Why not spend some time on the Defamer Job Board, searching for an employer with more permissive policies towards your healthy enthusiasm for naked people? More » -
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The Defamer Job Board: Free Yourself From Career Uncertainty
With Paris Hilton's release from jail seriously crippling your "FREE PARIS" t-shirt business, maybe it's time to hit the Defamer Job Board and find a means of employment less dependent on the whims of the justice system. Luckily for you, opportunity abounds in this week's listings: More » -
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The Defamer Job Board: The Numbers Are Briefly In Your Favor, So Get Out There!
With that dramatic, 11th-hour restoration of health benefits keeping dozens of third-tier talent agency assistants who've proven an ability to survive on low wages out of the job market, there's never been a better time to improve your own career prospects with the Defamer Job Board, where many employers who occasionally offer an impressive variety of free breakfast foods can be found. More »
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By MarkComment by SteamyMcFirecrotch: Oddly enough, no postings for Innovative Artists. I guess free bagels and COBRA healthcare is all some people need to... more » | Other threads
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The Defamer Job Board: Because The Bagels Are More Delicious On The Other Side
Looking to find an employer who doesn't try to justify cutting your health benefits with a belief that young assistants are magically invulnerable to expensive medical problems? You have nothing to lose but your free bagels, uninsured serfs, when you take to the Defamer Job Board and seek liberation from your career oppressors. More » -
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The Defamer Job Board: Dump Them Before They Dump You
Let's be honest: Given the way things work in Hollywood, there's a very real chance you're going to be fired by the end of the day. Why not seize control of your destiny by finding a new gig on the Defamer Job Board right now, denying either your mercurial boss or some faceless, cost-slashing corporate drone the opportunity to pinkslip you? More » -
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The Defamer Job Board: Stop Answering Those Studio Booty Calls
Sure, you could pick up some quick cash by letting DreamWorks slap some Transformers stickers on your Mirage, but that revenue stream is ultimately unsustainable. Why not spend some quality time on the Defamer Job Board, looking for a more reliable source of income? Do it, right now, before the lure of easy decal-money saps you of your motivation. More » -
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The Defamer Job Board: Because You Don't Want To Wind Up In Jail
You know who's never had a real job? That's right: Paris Hilton. And look where that lack of work ethic landed her: Trapped in a multimillionaire dollar house that's constantly under siege by people forcing baked goods on her. Right now, head over to the Defamer Job Board and get yourself a steady paycheck before you succumb to a similarly horrific fate. More » -
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The Defamer Job Board: When Life Gives You Pinkslips, We Help You Make Pinkslipade
While the Defamer Job Board might not be of much use to, say, network heads who suddenly found themselves out of work around the Memorial Day weekend, it is a fine tool for assisting those underlings who lost their livelihoods in the ensuing purge with obtaining gainful employment. Rejoice, newly pinkslipped, for career salvation is at hand! More » -
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The Defamer Job Board: Here To Help You Sift Through The Ashes Of That Bridge You Just Burned
It would irresponsible of us to recommend that you cut ties with your current employer by urinating on the dry cleaning you just picked up, phoning his wife and admitting he's nailing the assistant two cubes over, and then heading to the beach to enjoy the rest of your day, confident that a better gig is right around the corner—irresponsible, that is, unless we told you take along your laptop and spend some time using the Defamer Job Board to plan your next career move as you listen to the gentle sound of the Pacific lapping against the sand. More » -
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The Defamer Job Board: Plan Your Escape While Your Boss Is On Vacation
Your abusive boss is probably already out for the Memorial Day weekend, so this seems like the perfect time to begin that job hunt you've been meaning to get underway ever since he branded the agency's initials on you with a hot wire hanger as a show of loyalty. Hit the Defamer Job Board and get one step closer to freedom, still-healing ICM scar be damned: More »
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The Defamer Job Board: Because ABC Doesn't Know Genius When It Sees It
Your pilot season gig on ABC's comedy hopeful HeadOn: Apply Directly to the Forehead! HeadOn: Apply Directly to the Forehead! HeadOn: Apply Directly to the Forehead! is long over, and you've just learned that the network has handed over its sole primetime sitcomfomercial slot to the Geico Cavemen instead of your more promising show, leaving you suddenly out of work for the coming TV season. Break the cycle of unemployment with the Defamer Job Board, the leading Defamer-branded job-search tool on the internets! More »
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The Defamer Job Board: Strike First In The Battle Against Redundancy
With the recent announcement of a stunning technological advance that could threaten thousands of local assistants with the loss of their livelihood to a legion of far cheaper, canine call-rolling labor, there is perhaps no better time than now to start the job hunt that will take your career to the next level. Hit the Defamer Job Board and discover exciting opportunities like these: More » -
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The Defamer Job Board: Get Out. Now.
With our previous Defamer Job Board highlight posts focusing on humiliation, physical abuse, and thoughts of homicide, perhaps it's time to stress the positive reasons for starting the search for your next gig. Such as: Think about how good you'll feel once you never have to fill another Valtrex prescription for your boss again! See? That's a much happier thought with which to begin clicking through this week's featured listings: More » -
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The Defamer Job Board: Find A New, Better Boss To Despise
The signs that you're sick of your job have become too persistent to ignore: You can hardly be bothered to spit in your boss's Starbucks cup each morning, and the stream of expletives you mutter under your breath as you sulk away from your daily dressing-down have recently lacked imagination. You need a new gig, and the Defamer Job Board is here to help, just in time. This week's highlights: More » -
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The Defamer Job Board: Career Salvation May Be Just A Mouse Click Away
Tired of having your daydreams of total Hollywood domination interrupted by a boss demanding that you immediately drop what you're doing to bring his prized cockapoo to the Chateau Marmutt for an emergency grooming, under pain of termination if that pampered pooch doesn't come back perfectly fluffed? If so, you need to spend some quality time on the Defamer Job Board hunting for a new gig, one free of the stale ritualistic humiliations you've learned to suffer through quietly in the name of career advancement. Take a glance at this week's highlights: More » -
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The Defamer Job Board: End The Panicked Vomiting Over Your Future Now!
Did this morning's tale of the former assistant who was once driven to vomit by her boss's cruelty hit a little too close to home, dredging up painful, bile-flavored memories of your own? Then you need a new job! The Defamer Job Board is here just in time to save you from future esophageal erosion with this week's highlights: More » -
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The Defamer Job Board: A Smart Alternative To Justifiable Homicide
It's a dilemma we've all faced: You hate your boss with the white-hot intensity of a thousand begrudgingly fetched caramel macchiatos, but murdering him could result in a lengthy, career-stalling jail sentence, and messily killing yourself inside his just-detailed Lexus would just give the cruel taskmaster the satisfaction that he successfully thwarted your Hollywood ambitions. You really need the Defamer Job Board right now, which features these exciting opportunities to escape the crushing bleakness of your current situation: More »
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