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more about #defamer CrayonSmoothie: 3. I'm thinking Queen Latifah for this one. more » NotChoinski: 1 - Sarah, Todd, and Jesus Christ 2 - Jillian Reynolds, because I hate her 3 - Lady Gaga, to Zoroastrianism. more » WalterPater: 1. Jackman, his beard and his boyfriend. 3. Mariah. more » ClockOnTheStove: 4. What two talented A-list bloggers are returning to Gawker? more » Island of Misfit Toys: 1. The Travoltas 2. Kathy Griffin 3. J. Lo more » NoelleBlue: Jordin Sparks for 3? more » siarna: 1. Will and Jada. 3. Christina Aguilera. more » ArmCandy: 1. Sigh. Invite me over, Hugh Jackman. 2. What is a Real reality star? 3. Sounds like Jessica Simpson, but wasn't Papa Joe a pastor? I'll go with JLo. more » DennyCrane: 2 smells like New York to me. more » econdave: 3. Shakira, Shakira. more » TNT Freckles McGee: #3 JLo? more » TheSometimesWhy: The best way for people to understand this man is by remembering that Napoleon Bonaparte had a Chris Albrecht complex over two hundred years before it... more » heywhat: I remember right after he kicked his now wife then girlfriend's ass, none other than Ari Emanuel wrote an article on the Huffington Post singing this ... more » PaisleyPajamas: I was gonna add Starz in 2010 to catch this show, but now I'd just be creeped out by the violence. more » SidAndFinancy: Paging Governor Monserrate .... more » forwardmotion: Look! It's Mr. Smithers more » shostakobitch: Too bad Chris Brown is a singing idiot and not a glowering old asswipe in a suit. more » fatmonalisa: 1. I sort of think this is Jessica Szohr. The other people on Gossip Girl have kids and Taylor Momsen could also be considered a "child" more » pumpkinsoup: Item #3 was solved and attributed to Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman according to this news item posted to BlindGossip.com. [blindgossip.com] more » Ack: 2. Totally Zellweger/Cooper. 3. I want to say Chris Martin, though I think Keith Urban or Brad Paisley are better guesses. more » -
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Your Ex-Defamer Editors Are Re-Launching Movieline!
Tomorrow, the old Defamer guard—whose heartfelt, semi-coherent ramblings you've warmly welcomed into your homes, office cubicles, and Unabomber shacks for nearly five years now—will bid you all a fond adieu. But this story ends happily. More » -
#diary
A Reminder That Defamer Comes Served Two Ways
It's been two months since we introduced our new look to you, and for the most part, you seem to have embraced it. Still, we get the occasional complaint that the screen looks too cluttered. More » -
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New Commenters, Part 2: Welcome Citizens Of Facebookvania!
The good news just keeps coming for new commenters. We've just been informed that a feature being tinkered with at Gawker User-Feedback Laboratories will go live at noon: Facebook account commenting. -
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A Note About New Commenters
We hope you're starting to grow more accustomed to the svelte, Juicy-sweatsuit-wearing us since we unveiled our new look to you yesterday. -
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Morbidly Obese Defamer Gets Lapband Surgery: Enjoy Our New Look!
Greetings, Defamer readers. If you've been with us for a long time, you may have noticed a slow and steady bloat encroach upon what was once a tidy and compact visual read. -
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Defamer Technical Difficulties
We apologize for the interruption in your regularly scheduled Defaming-of-beloved-scifi-icon services. Apparently one of the rodents who powers our servers got a foot caught in his wheel, sending him flying into the circuitry. -
