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#traderoundup
Death Comes for Shrek: The Musical
Some goodbyes go on for a very long time. But the day does come when the train pulls out of the station. Live singing Shrek, memory-erased Eliza Dushku and Michael Jackson, it's time to take your seats. More » -
#thecinema
The Pool Movies That Ruined a Generation's Greatest Directors
Remember the 90's? The decade when America ran out of cocaine and was forced to go to the movies instead? Some of those movies were really good! So why did those filmmakers turn out to be so disappointing? More » -
#thecinema
The First Rule of Facebook Club Is...
Columbia Pictures is close to securing a director for its Facebook movie: David Fincher, of Fight Club fame, is reportedly in advanced talks. He'll be expected to move fast, before the market for a movie about the social network evaporates. More » -
#oscars
David Fincher Traces His Assholishness To Its Source
There's no single passage from this epic new David Fincher interview that we feel especially good singling out at others' expense, but at least one answers history's long-standing question: Why is he such a prick? More » -
#awards
David Fincher, Christopher Nolan Lead Usual Suspects in 2008 DGA Nominations
The Directors Guild of America this morning announced its nominations for last year's outstanding achievement in directing. Big names — and few surprises — after the jump.. More » -
#crime
David Fincher Disavows 'Benjamin Button' Shooter
David Fincher may be temperamental about having his films come out just so, but he's got nothing on James Ciallela, who shot a fellow moviegoer for interrupting Fincher's The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. -
#crimeandpunishment
Filmgoer Gets Firing Squad For Talking During 'Benjamin Button'
Like the Iraqi journalist who threw his shoes at President Bush, a Philadelphia moviegoer earned instant folk-hero status on Christmas by shooting a viewer who wouldn't shut up during The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. -
#benjaminbutton
Paramount Reluctant to Use Nude Brad Pitt on 'Benjamin Button' Poster
Though we were enamored of the backwards type and deer-in-headlights look that distinguished the poster for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, others found it terribly generic. Now, Slashfilm presents Paramount's alternate take. -
