Celebrity Wrestling All Fun Until Dustin Diamond Gets Hurt, And Then It's Fucking Hilarious

It's either the best or worst idea in the history of television, but it's no doubt the most contradictory: Set for CMT this fall, Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Championship Wrestling features competitors vying for some kind of reality-show supremacy in the wrasslin' arts, whose tactics they'll apparently learn from judges like Hogan and coaches including former pro stars Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake and Brian Knobbs. But then we had a look at the participants, and really, we wonder if CMT even has to buy insurance for this show: More »

The Top 25 Child Stars -Or- How to Turn Your Kid Into An F'ed-Up Commodity

Some people think that agents, executives and Anthony Pellicano are the most evil people in Hollywood. But watch Vh1's I Know My Kid's a Star for ten minutes and you'll see who the real villains are: Stage parents. More »

Danny Bonaduce A Grower And Can Prove It

Feeling perhaps a tad emasculated after his shriveled member made the rounds in a naked photo circulated 'round the internets—virtually erasing all memory of his barbaric piledriving of Johnny Fairplay at the Fox Reality Channel Really Awards—Radar notes that Danny Bonaduce has put out feelers to Penthouse editors, hoping he has a chance to redeem himself with a nude spread to accompany an upcoming profile. More »

Look Out Johnny Fairplay: Danny Bonaduce Auction at SEMA

How Danny Bonaduce went from being a cute, redheaded bass player to the scariest individual outside of San Quentin is a mystery for the ages. Well, not as much a mystery as the confluence of Colombian cocaine, anabolic steroids and intense upper-body workouts. Nonetheless, the redheaded bodyslammer of marginal reality-show douchebags is lending his name to a SEMA auction to support Optimist Youth Homes and Family Services, a child welfare agency in California. The car is a 2008 Subaru Impreza WRX 5-door, outfitted with an ECLIPSE sound system. Bonaduce was here signing autographs yesterday. No injuries were reported. [eBay] [Jalopnik]

Bonaduce Vs. Fairplay: The Video

We knew it probably wouldn't be long before video of Danny Bonaduce/Johnny Fairplay "fight" at last night's Fox Reality Channel awards show surfaced, allowing us to evaluate Bonaduce's claims of self-defense. After you've had a look at the footage, it should be abundantly clear that Bonaduce was moved to violence solely out of concern for his personal well-being, fearing that the vigorous humping Fairplay inflicted upon his torso might leave unsightly bruises on the abdominals he obviously spends so much time sculpting. More »

Bonaduce Vs. Fairplay Fight Just As Lopsided As You'd Imagine

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