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more about #defamer Swordfish: What I want to know is what the hell happened in that Sheen household when Charlie was growing up that he became such an abuser to himself as well as ... more » PandoraSpocks: Some comedian used to tell a joke about the Texas judge who asked a murder defendant how he pleaded and the guy says "Your honor, I'm guilty, but we t... more » jasonelias: You know, I don't know why Charlie Sheen still has a career. He's just not that funny as a comedic actor. He (and that cast exodus) pretty much destro... more » Dot: Please tell me this means they'll remove that horrid show he's in. Every time I don't change the channel fast enough, I get PTSD. more » CrayonSmoothie: Pfft. Just a poor man's Tom Sizemore. more » pureblarney: Foster, you read Redwall, you nerd. And yes, chicks dig Charlie Sheen circa 1985, back when he was still the youngest, hottest graduate of the Martin... more » AlexSea: oh 'avatard', that's clever! i saw you used that earlier too! #gawker,circa7thgrade more » NoodlePress: That TMZ article says the 911 call came in at 8:45 am on Christmas. And they had both been drinking, and she was legally over-the-limit. Who gets hamm... more » Mo MoDo: 2.5 Men is filler between How I Met Your Mother and Big Bang Theory comes on. more » TheSometimesWhy: Only in the most nepotistic business in a world predicated on nepotism does this human oil slick have a shot. And then another shot. And then anothe... more » IpsoFacto: Hopefully, this incident puts the wheels in motion for the cancellation of that horrid show. Dontcha think its kinda weird that Chris Brown's career ... more » Island of Misfit Toys: My father and step-mother watch Two and a Half Men. They DVR it. I've been stuck over there when they replay it. It's painfully stupid. And they l... more » Trai_Dep: I'm so glad Teh Gays of California were blocked from legal marriage so that the institution was protected for guys like this. more » Le_Horla: I will admit right now that I watch Two and Half Man. I even watch reruns on weekend. I can't explain it. I think that the character he plays on THM i... more » sweet_communist: I never thought I'd see a Redwall reference on Gawker. It makes me a little nervous. more » Airvault: I wish I could give him and the rest of career a pass for this scene alone. more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Charlie bites our finger and never stops. more » CrayonSmoothie: 3. I'm thinking Queen Latifah for this one. more » NotChoinski: 1 - Sarah, Todd, and Jesus Christ 2 - Jillian Reynolds, because I hate her 3 - Lady Gaga, to Zoroastrianism. more » WalterPater: 1. Jackman, his beard and his boyfriend. 3. Mariah. more » -
#vegasbabyvegas
Behold, the Vortex of Douchebaggery Captured in A Single Photograph
Jeremy Piven, Dane Cook and Kid Rock all went out in Vegas together and took a picture to document the fun times, which they then posted to Twitter. Prepare to moisten when you click through!
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#sadthings
Do These Men Deserve to Be the Highest Paid Comedians?
Do you feel that? Those are George Carlin's acid tears falling from heaven. There are some mainstays on the millionaire funny-man list. But there is one depressing shocker. Can you guess who? More » -
#viciouscircles
Joke-Stealing Dane Cook Victim of Money-Stealing Brother
In a year where so much went wrong for Dane Cook—vagina-faced flops, dog poop lawsuits, and the public ire of Molly McAleer—at least the comedian could rely on his family. Or, maybe not! -
