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#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Justin & Rihanna Plan Hookup; Kardashian Wedding "World Exclusive"
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I "read" In Touch, Star, Life & Style, Us and Ok!. This week we learned that JT and Rihanna are on, dancing makes you thin, and bridesmaid dresses shouldn't be skin-tight. [Jezebel] -
#realities
Armageddon Overdue: Tom Delay's Dancing with the Stars season has arrived
There was the hope it was just a bad dream; a dystopian alternate reality gone terribly wrong. Tom Delay on Dancing With the Stars? It can't have come to that already? But it can. And here it is. More » -
#bettingmen
The Stars Will Dance and We Will Cha-Cha Away with Some Cash
There is no reason why the hoofers on Dancing with the Stars should be the only ones to make profit from the show. While they're endorsing diet plans and signing deals, we're going to bet cash on the winner. More » -
#television
Paula Abdul Has As Many Irons in the Fire as Pills in Her Medicine Cabinet
In the wake of the "Paula's leaving American Idol" tragedy, we must pick ourselves up, dust ourselves off, and get ready for her to guest star on some shows about dowdy fat girls. More » -
#dancingwiththestars
Airbrush Tool Tipped To Win Based On 'Dancing With The Stars' Promo Shots
When it comes to altering one's appearance, Photoshop has picked up where Denise Richards and Lil' Kim left off. Presenting: the heavily-altered publicity photos for the newest season of Dancing with the Stars. More » -
#dancingwiththestars
Where's Nanc?
ET's coverage of Dancing with the Stars has traditionally been exhaustive, so why has their every mention of the new cast omitted perky fluff oracle Nancy O'Dell? More » -
#dancehistory
We Pair The Cast of 'Dancing with the Stars' With the Greatest Choreographers of All Time
ABC unveiled the cast of Dancing with the Stars last night, and in a flight of artsy-fartsy-fancy, we've paired them with a choreographer from history we think could best serve them throughout the competition.
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#donnyosmond
Dear Donny: Your big mouth got you fired. [ETOnline]
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#donnyosmond
Donny Osmond Hoping To Out-Collapse His Sister On 'Dancing with the Stars'
Donny Osmond made the bombshell announcement on Bonnie Hunt today that he was "seriously considering" joining the cast of Dancing with the Stars. (We'll pause now for the requisite screaming, self-fanning, smelling salts, etc.). More » -
#dancingwiththestars
Did McCain forbid Cindy from joining Dancing w/the Stars? [Pg6]
