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more about #defamer more comments → Conchie Birdie: Could number 1 be A-Rod and Kate Hudson? Hence, "swing the other way"? Plus, it didn't say anything about actors. more » morninggloria: This looks Avatarded. more » Dave J.: CGI still just looks like CGI, no matter how good/expensive/tech-y it is. I see CGI, and I think "oh, hmm, that's CGI." I would rather watch a movie w... more » mladen: 1. Mel Brooks and Joan Rivers. 2. Meg Ryan. more » mladen: Perfect for Ebner. Not just because of the irony, but because the color's right when he's ailin'. more » NotChoinski: 1 - Portia de Rossi aand Ellen Degeneres. Straight, straight straight. 2 - Angela Lansbury von Frankenstien. more » katastic: 1. The Twilighters, obviously. There's more sexual tension between me and my blender than between those two. more » SuperBien: 1. Jenna Maroney + Tracy Jordan 2. Viola De Lesseps more » hortense: 1. Taylor Swift/Taylor Lautner? more » Island of Misfit Toys: 1. Alexander Skarsgard and Kate Bosworth more » DennyCrane: 1) Kristen and RobPatt. 2) Kate Beckinsale. more » Trulymadlyme: 1. Twilight Bitches. 2. I'm going to be crazy and just go there: Kate motherfucking Winslet. more » D2theMatthews: 1) Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen. more » BettyCrocker: 2. Beckinsale. Love her, but yeah. more » scroll_lock: 2. Demi Moore more » -
#criticsinrevolt
All That Sucks About Steve
It was a nailbiter, and the fierce competition came down to the wire. In a summer led by Transformers 2, it seemed like movie released was the worst movie of the summer. But only one film could win. More » -
#critics
Ben Lyons Shares Secret, Xbox-y Trick For Critical Dumbing-Down
Looking for that elusive, one-of-a-kind resource to help you attain Ben Lyons's dizzying heights of film literacy? Oh. Well, he's revealed his secret anyway. More » -
#cliveowen
Sorry, 'The International' Will Not Rescue You From The '09 Movie Doldrums
The Berlin Film Festival launched today with the world premiere of Clive Owen's financial-intrigue thriller The International, and we regret to inform that it was critically wounded almost instantly. But recovery is expected! More » -
#critics
LA Weekly's Ella Taylor Latest Critical Casualty
Sadly, yet another distinguished film critic was put down last Friday when LA Weekly shed veteran scribe Ella Taylor. More » -
#bridewars
The Critics Are Crazy About 'Bride Wars'!
Remember when Eddie Murphy's post-Dreamgirls Oscar fantasy died in the blast of the bomb that followed it? Anne Hathaway, we have found your Norbit. More » -
#critics
Indian Baseball Prodigies Offer Keenly Acute Film Criticism
The Million Dollar Arm was a contest launched in India a couple years ago that attempted to find the country's fastest pitcher and get him into the Major Leagues—sort of Bull Durham meets Slumdog Millionaire. More » -
#yearinreview
Celebrate Our Winners! The 2008 Top 10 of Top 10 Lists, Part II
Believe it or not, there are five critics whose year-end Top 10 lists are even more mystifying, patience-testing and all-around terrible than those five awarded here yesterday. And the Listys go to... More » -
#yearinreview
Critics Gone Wild: The Top 10 of Top 10 Lists of 2008, Part I
The Top 10 mania that grips year-end film culture provides some of the most vulgar oversimplifications, abstractions, nonsense, critical self-regard and hype known to man. We've read the worst so you don't have to. More » -
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#milk
'Milk' Spoiled With NY Critics' Award For Best Picture
For members of NY Film Critics Circle, an average morning before its awards vote goes like this: 1. Order breakfast. 2. Refresh memory on last month's releases. 3. Review LA Critics' awards the day before. More »

