Hopefully "Millionaire and His Wife" Will Be Updated to "Billionaire" In New Gilligan's Island Film

Gilligan's Island: The Movie. Justin Timberlake: Romantic comedy star. Hurt Locker producer: Banned from the Oscars. Lorne Michaels: Bullish on Conan O'Brien. Marion Cotillard: Hired by Woody Allen. So much Trade to Round-up, guys. Get in here and let's party! More »

Leno Also Replaces Conan on NBC's 30 Rock Mural

Conan O'Brien isn't just leaving the Tonight Show, he's also being excised from NBC's corporate propaganda. The embittered late-night ginger's already dead to corporate headquarters, judging by the mural in the lobby. Click through for before and after shots. More »

Future Conan Impersonator Just Can't Get String Dance Down

[Tilda Swinton, who would love to play Conan O'Brien in a movie, poses for a portrait at the Sundance film festival; image via AP]

Ari Emanuel Doesn't Match Up to Mike Ovitz in New Late Night War

Ari Emanuel has fashioned himself as the most powerful agent in Hollywood since Mike Ovitz's terrible reign. And as Conan O'Brien's prime defender against NBC, he's found himself in the exact same position as the zen warrior of Beverly Hills. More »

Statement: Conan O'Brien Won't Do a Tonight Show after Midnight (Updates)

Conan O'Brien has finally said "enough." The Tonight Show host is abandoning his gig rather than move it to midnight. O'Brien's blunt statement reflects months of being jerked around at NBC. More »

Let's Be Honest: Late Night Wars Will Always Be Better Than Late Night Programs

So there're lots of little newslet bits coming out today about the Jay Leno-NBC-Conan kerfuffle. It's impossible to keep up with all of them, so we'll just say this: While an interesting media story, who really cares about late night? More »

Last Night, Jay Leno Tortured Millions

Kanye West wasn't the only person who squirmed thanks to the primetime premiere of The Jay Leno Show. 17.7 million people tuned in for the unfunniest hour since on network TV since Bush's last State of the Union. More »

German Quentin Tarantino Fans Are Not Impressed By Quentin Tarantino

B.J. Novak of The Office and Quentin Tarantino's Inglorious Bastards was a guest on Conan's show last night, where he shared one of the better Quentin Tarantino stories you'll ever hear. More »

Twelve Ridiculous Celebrity Car Poses

Celebrities have access to some of the world's greatest cars. With some help from our readers we've found these twelve horrifying instances of them abusing, perverting and ignoring this privilege. [Jalopnik]

Jay Leno's Wacky, 'Fast-Paced' New Show Format Revealed

Jay Leno shared some details about the format of his new show with the press today. Among the "highlights": celebrities racing "green" cars, pre-taped Daily Show type segments, and Brian Williams will be a show regular. More »

Barack Obama Gave Jeremy Piven His Phone Numbers And Piven Lost Them

Here's Jeremy Piven on the Tonight Show last night telling Conan about how Barack Obama gave him his phone numbers, all of his phone numbers, and Piven then failed to save them into his phone. Maybe it was the sushi. More »

Was Steve Zahn Stoned on Conan Last Night?

Steve Zahn's appearance on the Tonight Show with Conan last night was one of the more delightfully bizarre interviews we've seen in a while. Watch Zahn ramble incoherently about his love of farm animals and hitchhiking in a chicken suit. More »

'Bruno' Strips For Conan

Sacha Baron Cohen's Bruno doesn't open in the U.S. until July 10th, but he's already out doing press for the film. Tonight he was the guest on The Tonight Show and, of course, he was utterly ridiculous. More »

William Shatner Mimes Masturbation, Flicks Off Conan on Tonight Show

William Shatner, looking bloated, red-faced, sweating, and acting as though he was either high or drunk or both, was a guest for the ages on Conan's Tonight Show tonight. God bless him. More »