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Our Commenters Of The Week Win A Mysterious Trail Of Breadcrumbs...
Hmm. Strange. Our top comments of the week have earned their writers this mysterious trail of breadcrumbs, which appears to be leading to a place in the distance. Where? Perhaps we'll find out very soon... More » -
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Our Commenters Of The Week Win A Weekend For Two Inside Joaquin Phoenix's Beard!
It's Valentine's Day tomorrow, which means there's no better time for our best commenters of the week to win a romantic getaway nestled in Joaquin Phoenix's roomy, hoax-abetting beard. So who won? More » -
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Our Commenters Of The Week Win a Shane Hurlbut Light-Tweaking!
This week's best commenters get a Shane Hurlbut custom light-tweaking in the room of their choice! Just don't get hot and bothered if he does it while you're, uh, doing it. So who won? More » -
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Our Commenters Of The Week Win A Vitamin Water Flung By Ashton Kutcher!
After this arduous week of battletweeting, it's time for the commenters who've done the best job to sit back and uncork some congratulatory Vitamin Water. Don't worry, kids: we've spiked it. So who won? More » -
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Our Commenters Of The Week Win An Unexpected Promotion To Best Actress!
Kate Winslet isn't the only one to get some surprising news this week—our best comment-writers have just been nominated for a Best Actress Oscar, even if they campaigned in Supporting (or are men). Who won? More » -
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Our Commenters Of The Week Win Their Very Own, Bendable Glenn Close
You'll have to forgive us, but there's a hot tub party at the Zankou Chicken condo that has more boiled boys n' girls bits than a Real World: Brooklyn reunion! Meanwhile, here's your winners: More » -
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Our Commenters Of The Week Win One Ghost-Channeling Boob!
This week's comments were so great that compiling Comments of the Week involved a lot of difficult choices. Thus, the winners have a hard task, too: divvying up their prize of one clairvoyant breast each. More » -
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Our Commenters of the Week Win Defamer!
Thanks to the truncated holiday schedule, this special edition of Comments of the Week actually honors the last two weeks. But what a prize: a beloved blogspot with few tears or scratches! So, who won? More » -
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Our Commenters of the Week Win a Never-Viewed 'Delgo' Poster!
What better gift for our great posters than a great poster? This week's best comments earn a glossy 27x40 of Hollywood's terrible lizardmen flop, Delgo! Like the film, it's never been viewed. So who won? -
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Our Commenters of the Week Win a Zac Efron-Autographed Party Sheep!
Bravo to the scribes behind this week's five best comments, for they each win a "party sheep" vetted by Zac Efron. We don't really know what that is, but kudos! So, what comments won?
