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more about #defamer CrayonSmoothie: 3. I'm thinking Queen Latifah for this one. more » NotChoinski: 1 - Sarah, Todd, and Jesus Christ 2 - Jillian Reynolds, because I hate her 3 - Lady Gaga, to Zoroastrianism. more » WalterPater: 1. Jackman, his beard and his boyfriend. 3. Mariah. more » ClockOnTheStove: 4. What two talented A-list bloggers are returning to Gawker? more » Island of Misfit Toys: 1. The Travoltas 2. Kathy Griffin 3. J. Lo more » NoelleBlue: Jordin Sparks for 3? more » siarna: 1. Will and Jada. 3. Christina Aguilera. more » ArmCandy: 1. Sigh. Invite me over, Hugh Jackman. 2. What is a Real reality star? 3. Sounds like Jessica Simpson, but wasn't Papa Joe a pastor? I'll go with JLo. more » DennyCrane: 2 smells like New York to me. more » econdave: 3. Shakira, Shakira. more » TNT Freckles McGee: #3 JLo? more » TheSometimesWhy: The best way for people to understand this man is by remembering that Napoleon Bonaparte had a Chris Albrecht complex over two hundred years before it... more » heywhat: I remember right after he kicked his now wife then girlfriend's ass, none other than Ari Emanuel wrote an article on the Huffington Post singing this ... more » PaisleyPajamas: I was gonna add Starz in 2010 to catch this show, but now I'd just be creeped out by the violence. more » SidAndFinancy: Paging Governor Monserrate .... more » forwardmotion: Look! It's Mr. Smithers more » shostakobitch: Too bad Chris Brown is a singing idiot and not a glowering old asswipe in a suit. more » fatmonalisa: 1. I sort of think this is Jessica Szohr. The other people on Gossip Girl have kids and Taylor Momsen could also be considered a "child" more » pumpkinsoup: Item #3 was solved and attributed to Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman according to this news item posted to BlindGossip.com. [blindgossip.com] more » Ack: 2. Totally Zellweger/Cooper. 3. I want to say Chris Martin, though I think Keith Urban or Brad Paisley are better guesses. more » -
#legalaffairs
How We Actually Sorta Sympathize with People Suing Brüno
So Brüno dropped a perilous 73% in ticket sales this weekend, basically meaning that America has forgotten about Sacha Baron Cohen's Austrian fashion reporter (who's gay!!!!) alter ego. Well, one American hasn't. That brain-damaged lady is still suing. More » -
#television
David Letterman's Time Has Finally Come
David Letterman, who has been quietly doing his second-place late night joker show over on CBS like forever, is all of a sudden beating the Tonight Show in the ratings. Calling Sarah Palin a slut really pays off! More » -
#crackpottheories
When Comic Darkness Came into the Light
In the latest battle of the box office comedy wars, trusted institution Will Ferrell was trounced by three drunken men and a baby. What happened, exactly? And what, if anything, does it say about How We Laugh Now? More » -
#snldigest
Will Ferrell-Hosted, Cameo-Laden SNL Season Finale Will Come To Traumatize Lorne Michaels
Last night's Will Ferrell-hosted SNL season closer was a perfect freak-storm of cameos (Tom Hanks, Anne Hathaway, Norm McDonald, Paul Rudd, Amy Poehler) and nostalgia. The play-by-play, post-jump. More » -
#traderoundup
If You're Not Watching iCarly, You're Not Watching Anything
Madeline Stowe is back on the map, folks! So are Guy Pearce and Miranda Otto, noted comedians. Nicole Kidman is retreating into the shadows, and iCarly fans have emerged from them. More » -
#comedy
Norm MacDonald's F-Bombing Quest to Get Banned from Television
More than other TV comedians, Norm MacDonald seems to delight in thumbing his nose at network bigwigs. Tonight it was CBS' turn, via David Letterman's Late Show. At least the audience had fun. More » -
#television
Late Night Hosts Feast on Sweat of Poor Comedy Drones
Oh, to write jokes for one of those late night TV shows! Seriously, please, let me do that. Those staff writers get paid. But the freelancers get totally screwed! More » -
#thingsweactuallylike
Sarah Silverman on Twitter (For Real This Time)
Six months ago, someone made a fake Sarah Silverman Twitter account. But this seems genuinely to be the comedian's work, what with all the facetious jewish jokes and invented profanities. (Click for highlights.) More » -
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#previews
New Bruno Movie Hilarious, Familiar
So say the early reports from a 20-minute screening that played at the SXSW festival in Austin over the weekend. Said a THR reporter: "It's funny deja vu, but it's still deja vu." More » -
#splitsville
Again With the Sarah Silverman-Jimmy Kimmel Breakup
So the Sarah Silverman-Matt Damon "f*ckng" was for laughs, but the July breakup was real; Silverman's awkwardness on Jimmy Kimmel Live in October was staged but the couple's reconciliation was real. This latest breakup? More » -
#lookalikes
Tina Fey Mistakes Robert Pattinson For Satan
Jimmy Fallon was mercifully blessed to have former Saturday Night Live/Weekend Update co-star Tina Fey on his second show. More » -
#comedy
How Seinfeld's New Show Will Work
Comedian Jerry Seinfeld gave the New York Times exactly two examples of disputes that might be tackled in his (dubiously) forthcoming reality show The Marriage Ref. More » -
#fire
Update: Tracy Morgan's House Fire Undeniably Hilarious
Even when facing tragedy, the 30 Rock star brings the funny. That recent fire at his apartment? He put a statement out: The blaze started in his fish tank. Full of water. More »





