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Caught On Tape: Top Ten Celebrity Sex Tapes [NSFW]
Now that we all have digital cameras or webcams or iPhones or some sort of photo device that doesn't require third party processing, pretty much everyone out there has taken a photo or video of themselves en flagrante delicto—even celebrities (they're just like us!). The difference, of course, is that when your sex tape (or our sex tape) goes public, it really only matters to an audience of tens—as opposed to the tens of thousands (or millions) of people who happen to take interest when, say, Colin Farrell is caught on tape. Over the years, we've made good business tracking the all too many instances of celebrity sex tapes; join us after the jump for a walk down Naked Celebrity Lane. [Fleshbot]
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Colin Farrell Finally Comes Clean About His Sex Tape: 'I Think I Was High'
Now that a rehabbed Colin Farrell is sober and on the mend (and has put on some pounds since his "homeless dude outside Trader Joe's" days), it's time for him to pull a Britney and wonder aloud, "What the hell was I thinking?" Naturally, any investigation of his substance-aided antics would inevitably turn to the sex tape he made with Playmate Nicole Narain, and during a recent BBC appearance, Farrell attempted to explain away the indiscretion the best way he knew how. More »
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Ambitious Colin Farrell Tell-All Now Casting Suckers With $20
The most important, non-hamster-related casting news of the summer trickled into Defamer's inbox today, with the modestly subject-lined "MOTHER OF ALL PRESS RELEASES" issuing a heads-up for anyone interested in auditioning for author Dessarae Bradford's adaptation of her book, Colin Farrell: A Dark Twisted Puppy. More »
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Why Has Colin Farrell Been Keeping His Newly Unmasked Girlfriend Top Secret?
Newlyhomelessthin Colin Farrell has reportedly been keeping his new girlfriend hidden from the press for six whole months, and now that she’s been outed by the British tabs, we understand why. No, not because she lacks “stereotypical movie star” looks as the Daily Mail readily informs us, nor because she can’t remember to rip those silly plastic party bracelets off after downing free booze. It seems his “true love” is a little bit famous herself, in a Bridget Jones sort of way. Author Emma Forrest is the author of two novels, which in itself is not exactly shameful, but the titles (Namedropper and Cherries In The Snow: A Novel Of Love, Lust, Loss And Lipstick), along with her history of wearing “DITCH HIM!” message tees and telling reporters that interviewing Brad Pitt was the “best thing” she’s ever done, are! More on the girl responsible for greying Colin’s hair and sobering him up, after the jump. More »
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Comment by MizzKitty2U: OMG hell just to keep her hidden from public view for being who she is...skanky whore...did you read this [missteetersperber.buzznet.com]At... more » | Other threads
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The Smokey Bunch: Young Hollywood Just Can't Quit Cigs
Loose-lipped Jack Black has recently decided to abandon his pre-married man habits like staying up too late with “beer” and “dudes,” but by far the most impressive habit Black claims to have kicked is smoking. Though we don't really immediately picture a carton of cigarettes when thinking of the Brangelina baby blabber, there are more than a few stars who we see smoking so often we automatically reach for a cancer stick whenever we see them on-screen. So who are the smokiest chimneys in Hollywood these days? We put together a list of the newbies and their predecessors, all of whom we feel should be notified that Joshua Kelley, no matter what Heigl has told them, is not, in fact, an ashtray: More »
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Pop Quiz: Is This Colin Farrell, or the Hot Homeless Dude Outside Trader Joe's?
There are certain ways to tell that you've spent too much time in hipster-ridden Silver Lake: like, say, when the audience gasps at Emile Hirsch's dramatic weight loss at the end of Into the Wild, and all you can think is, "Hot. He'd fit right in at Spaceland." Through this admittedly skewed lens, a Silver Laker might look upon these new photos of a slimmed-down, tatted-up Colin Farrell with a steady chant of, "One of us. One of us." But what do our friends across the pond think? The Daily Mail, unsurprisingly, approves: More »
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Colin Farrell Becomes Latest Member Of 'How To Gain Acting Cred By Losing Weight' Club
In the latest attempt by a Hollywood superstar to Oscar grub by radically transforming their physical appearance, former hard-body Colin Farrell is rapidly downsizing for his upcoming part as a war photographer in Triage. And while Farrell could use some credibility in the acting department following his recent string of flops, hacking off all these pounds doesn’t look like the healthiest way to do it. But admittedly, dieting your way towards industry approval has been a Hollywood go-to trick for quite a while. We took a look back at some of his peers’ most drastic weight losses, and as scary as the morphing process made them look, each part did bolster their respective careers dramatically: More »
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'Sick, Sad' Colin Farrell Becomes the Great White Hope For War-Film Rebound
The only war with a box office record worse than the Iraq conflict is the one that decimated the Balkans in the '90s; the recent Richard Gere/Terrence Howard satire The Hunting Party flailed briefly in theaters on its way to DVD, with only the Owen Wilson/Gene Hackman actioner Behind Enemy Lines barely breaking even back in 2001. Colin Farrell, no bankable factor himself, is reportedly the next Hollywood name to take on the genre — and in case you had any doubt, he takes his role in the upcoming drama Triage very, very seriously: More »
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By STVComment by raincoaster: If she's separated, who cares? Sure, Colin Farrell would fuck a garden hose, but that doesn't actually sound like a... more » | Other threads
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Take this with a grain of salt, but AICN is reporting that Imaginarium Of Dr. Parnassus director Terry Gilliam has cast Johnny Depp, Colin Farrell and Jude Law to film the remaining scenes that Heath Ledger was to have played. If word from Harry Knowles' camp ends up being true, it'll be quite a score for both the project and the notorious bad-luck magnet Gilliam. While it remains to be seen how Heath Ledger's scenes will be integrated into the final product, we can all agree that this casting news is a definite improvement over Christopher Plummer's vision of using "stills and something I think they call CGI" to save the flick. [AICN]
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Literally hundreds of still-developing lungs could be imperiled as Woody Allen's legion of teenage fans flock to his new movie, Cassandra's Dream, which received its PG-13 rating well before the MPAA promised to crack down on such smoking-positive cinematic fare with an automatic R. Concerned parents: when you drop your kids off at the art house to see the "new Colin Farrell movie," make sure they mean the one where we kills a priest, not the one where he promotes the spread of lung cancer. [NY Times]
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By MarkComment by ARoomWithAView: I work for the Four Seasons Hotel chain in NYC. Colin Farrell often stays with us. Lately he arrives in... more » | Other threads
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Colin Farrell Secure Enough In Own Manhood To Attend 'Wizard Of Oz'-Based Musicals
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, so send them in often! Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line so we don't lose them) and tell everyone about the time you spotted KISS's Paul Stanley kvelling at his son's rock recital. More »
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Colin Farrell And Companion Enjoy Coffee-Based Beverages On Westside
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Colin Farrell Buys Homeless Man's Love At TIFF
Because we like to leave you to your weekend with uplifting stories of celebrity good deeds, we now bring you this story about roguish leading man and sex tape veteran Colin Farrell—whom, despite reports of being a dark twisted puppy, came off more of like a warm friendly one when he took a Toronto homeless man (apparently they have them!) on a shopping spree he wouldn't soon forget: More » -
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Celebrity Stalker Dessarae Bradford Back With A Deeply Unsettling Vengeance
If you, like us, have at times found yourself wondering what ever happened to Dessarae Bradford, author of I Fucked Alec Baldwin In His Ass (a Quality Paperback Bookclub Selection of the Month™!), guerrilla ambusher of Tonight Show appearances, and, with the recent publication of Colin Farrell: A Dark Twisted Puppy, quickly becoming one of the most prolific celebrity-stalking fruitcake authoresses in recent history—well, then, this is your lucky day. A press release has landed in our inbox from Dessarae herself, updating us to the various exciting projects in development at her production company, based out of an air conditioning exhaust vent behind the 99¢ Only store at Wilshire and Fairfax. A mere taste: More » -
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Could You Come If You Had To Look At Nick Lachey's Sex Face? A Poll
Ah, sex face. The histrionic Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god YES of the male species! But where we've all been the widely-mocked overdramatic moaner across the hall at least once, no one ever gets to laugh at the little constipated boy intensity on the face of the partner forcing us to fake it that hard. Which is why we are so very grateful to the Mexican paparazzi for capturing, albeit grainily, Nick Lachey giving it to Vanessa Minnillo from behind so she doesn't have to look at him. ANYWAY, please send us good sex face photos, because we reeeeally scraped the bottom of the barrel to bring you this sorta NSFW sex face poll. [Jezebel]
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Bed Bath & Beyond Hosts A Swank-Lowe Reunion
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, so send them in often. Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line) and tell everyone about the time you spotted Ryan Atwood quietly plotting his next career move at a Venice eatery. More »
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By SethComment by DaniintheValley: So, the closest we have to a Kiefer sighting this week is Chad Lowe at the BED...BATH....AND BEYOND! (I've always... more » | Other threads
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Colin Farrell Dairy Mishap Narrowly Avoided With Help From Ralph's Good Samaritans
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Hollywood PrivacyWatch: A Very Grovey Christmas With Chris Rock
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are now posted several times a week—so send them in often. (Every time you do, an angel gets its wings! ) Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line) and let everyone know about how ridiculous K-fed's sneaking-into-the-Pirates-of -the-Caribbean-ride game is. More »
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By SethComment by Procrastinator, Esq.: Girl next door to an auditing center? more » | Other threads
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Dessarae Bradford LOL's In Online Chat At Claims She Is Stalking Colin Farrell
We don't know how many of you showed up for yesterday's CourtTV.com chat with alleged Colin Farrell reverse-stalking victim Dessarae Bradford. We were there, however, and after hearing what Ms. Bradford had to say in her defense—which was a great deal, spread over the course of a marathon, two-and-a-half conversation—we must admit that everything we thought we knew about phone sex workers who interrupt the taping of late night talk shows to threaten world famous movie stars has been turned on its head. Only now do we have the complete picture: Farrell, titillated by well-publicized reports of Bradford's strap-on taming of a wild, bucking Baldwin, found her ad promoting the novelization of the encounter in a New York newspaper. At first, their telephone affair was a fun and flirty courtship; but soon, an increasingly wasted Farrell began to phone her obsessively: More »
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Dessarae Bradford Addresses Your Stalking Questions At CourtTV.com
Visitors to CourtTV.com at 2 p.m. PST will be able to chat with Dessarae Bradford, noted self-published memoirist of the beloved coming-of-age tale, I Fucked Alec Baldwin In His Ass, and, more recently, for playing herself as a recurring character in Colin Farrell's living nightmares. You still have well over an hour to prepare your questions for the most media-friendly celebrity stalker of all time, and, as no topic is off-limits, we'd encourage boldness and creativity in your stalker-chat queries. (Some examples: "What did fucking Alec Baldwin in his ass feel like?" "When two or more voices in your head give you conflicting orders, which do you follow?" "Are you as bewildered as we are over Jay Leno's enduring popularity?") Feel free to leave your own in the comments section, and we'll do our best to make sure Dessarae gets them. More »
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By SethComment by SugartitsMcFirecrotch: She really should do us all a solid and hook up with either Bobby Brown and/or Flavor Flav. more » | Other threads
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Dessarae Bradford's Request To Have Restraining Order Lifted So She Can Re-Stalk Colin Farrell Denied
One would be hard pressed to find an (as yet) nonviolent, psychopathic celebrity stalker more committed to her craft than Dessarae Bradford. Having found herself on the receiving end of a restraining order against current obsession-object Colin Farrell after accosting the actor during a Tonight Show appearance, Bradford has taken it upon herself to gum up our local legal channels in an attempt at having it overturned: More »
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By SethComment by Cutting Makes You Sexy: Dessarae Bradford is awesome. She called my friend's law firm repeatedly trying to get an appointment to be represented... more » | Other threads
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Woody Allen's Babysitter Disappointed In Colin Farrell's Baked Goods
Today's Rush & Molloy column points us to a story in London's Sunday Mirror, a sexy celebrity exclusive that's one paper-thin degree of separation away from depicting what a sweaty, naked, hotel room romp between Colin Farrell and Woody Allen might be like:
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By SethComment by Get Euphemistic!: Perhaps the mademoiselle is in possession of an extra-large fromage-filled croissant. In which case, c'est compatible non! more » | Other threads
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Hollywood PrivacyWatch: Colin Farrell Pedals In The Valley
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers. Send yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line) and let everyone know about the time you saw Ed Harris weather the indignity of having to tell the airport limo driver holding the "E. Harris" sign that he's the guy. More » -
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By MarkComment by The Real JR: Too bad on missing out on MR2. I took a look at the script mock-up. It involved Cruise's character heading towards... more » | Other threads
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The Morning Cruise: Wedding Rumors, Katie's Career, And Other Fun
When we wake up to multiple Tom Cruise-related items spread across various gossip rags, we are forced to revert to the round-up form to handle the onslaught: More »
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Dessarae Bradford Stays On Lunatic Message At Press Conference
It's been a big week for celebrity-stalking, lunatic sex-worker Dessarae Bradford, who's reached new levels of notoriety since bumrushing Colin Farrell in the midst of a Tonight Show interview. Bradford explained in a statement that the accosting was necessary in order to properly serve her latest lawsuit, and promised even more clarification at a press conference to be held yesterday at noon. NY Daily News JV gossip Lloyd Grove offers a report from the scene: More » -
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Dessarae Bradford Wants World To Know She's The Stalking Victim Here
Dessarae Bradford, the woman who ambushed Colin Farrell on Thursday night's taping of The Tonight Show, has released a statement regarding the incident, and promises further deranged ramblings at a press conference downtown at noon today. As it turns out, Bradford insists she isn't a crazy stalker at all—she simply wanted to ensure Farrell was duly prepped for the court papers her "private pi guy / process server doug" would be delivering a few hours later. (Her insane suit, dismissed once already, claims that Farrell harrassed her with dirty phone calls and text messages, and, worst of all, failed to show up for a sex date, a blatant breach of make-believe contract for which he owes her $4,750.) From a statement released to the media and on her website: More »
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By SethComment by raincoaster: C'mon, NOBODY believe Colin Farrell wouldn't show up for sex. But it would definitely be worth $4,750, as long as he... more » | Other threads
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Defamer Party Report: The 'Miami Vice' Premiere
A Defamer operative sends us a party report from the Miami Vice premiere, where Brett Ratner held court in the men's room as a hammered Michelle Rodriguez unsuccessfully tried to talk her way inside, and the secret language of Shaq's handshake rituals was finally revealed. More » -
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Colin Farrell Victim Of Crazy-Lady Ambush On 'Tonight Show'
The canned, corny tedium of The Tonight Show was interrupted last night when a female audience member walked on stage and approached Colin Farrell, who was there to promote Miami Vice. While the confrontation never made it to air, a witness recalled, "She said something to Colin Farrell that no one heard, then he took her by the elbow, led her off stage, asked the cameramen to turn off their cameras and asked for security." Access Hollywood.com is now reporting that the woman in question is Dessarae Bradford, author of the classic of the celebrity-stalking-fruitcake canon, My S/M Romp With Alec Baldwin, and singer of "Colin Farrell is My Bitch (I Fucked Alec Baldwin in His Ass)," streaming as we speak on her MySpace page. More »
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You May Never Get To See The Colin Farrell Sex Tape Again
The Colin Farrell sex tape has long faded into a tangle of unpleasant memories of shaky, handheld camerawork, crapulent leprechauns slurring out dirty talk, and repeatedly penetrated, desperate former Playmates, but today's Rush & Molloy column brings the welcome news that on Easter, Farrell, co-star Nicole Narain, and their respective legal teams sat down together and celebrated the holy day by spending five hours hashing out an "amicable settlement" for the tape and "completely resolve[d]" the situation. Farrell, however, will soldier on in his suit against the company that planned to distribute the video, selflessly championing the interests of all of us who were permanently scarred by our inability to resist watching the footage leaked to the internet early this year; perhaps he'll even share some of his eventual settlement money to help defray the cost of our therapy bills. More » -
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Screwing Colin Farrell Potentially Worth $3 million
While we all might have liked to think that Nicole Narain's enthusiasm for the eventual, official release of her videotaped sexploits with Colin Farrell was rooted in nothing but an altruistic desire to share Farrell's camcorder-enabled expression of their physical relationship with the public, The Smoking Gun has uncovered a document that attaches a more crass motivation for her consent: a shitload of money. Narain stands to reap a $3 million advance (she's apparently been guaranteed $100K no matter the outcome) from distributor ICG should Farrell's lawsuit to keep the video from being released fail. ICG must be expecting an absolute avalanche of demand, given that the amount of Narain's generous advance could easily be eclipsed by a class-action penalty awarded to curious fans whose every subsequent sexual encounter is ruined by the tumescence-melting auditory memory of a filthy leprechaun narrating each thrust with disturbing enthusiasm. More »
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By MarkComment by thehmsbeagle: I'd join that lawsuit. I think someone owes me at least a hundred dollars for the visual of her picking... more » | Other threads
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Colin Farrell Wants His Cop Funeral Details Right
The family of a Bronx police officer mistakenly shot by another cop were somewhat stunned to find some of the cast members of drama Pride and Glory, including star Colin Farrell, standing outside the funeral with a camera crew, for what appeared to be a research field trip (see tiny photo evidence). The NY Daily News reports: More »
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By SethComment by Ernst Stavro Blofeld: Now that's what I call acting! *Vomits* S'cuse me. more » | Other threads
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Defamer Employment: Colin Farrell Needs Help
Attention recent Paramount casualties: We understand you are probably still in shock at your untimely displacement, perhaps making dazed circles in the middle of Melrose, cardboard boxes of personal items clutched in your hands, as whizzing cars narrowly avoid curing your woes forever. Fret not we here at Defamer are often the first to hear about Hollywood job opportunities, and we never hesitate to pass them on to you. Here's a plum, sent into to us just moments ago: More »
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Colin Farrell Sex Tape: The Script
Scary celebrity lawyer Martin Singer continues to churn out the cease and desist letters, yet they seem to be doing little to impede the electronic dissemination of Colin Farrell's Pandora's Box of digitally captured pleasures. Stills, g-rated edits, parodies, not to mention the actual, untouched video, abound. But it was only when we read Shrimpjaw's transcript, free from the tyrannical image of Colin's curved croquet mallet, that we could fully appreciate just how special this coming together of our two hero-lovers actually was. An excerpt: More » -
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Short Ends: The Soft Core Colin Farrell Sex Video
· The incredibly inspired idea of the day: The WOW Report edits together a safe-for-work (well, if you have a pretty liberal workplace) version of the Colin Farrell sex video. More » -
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Short Ends: Internet Preserves Colin Farrell's Manhood
· Old Defamer pal and scary Hollywood lawyer Marty Singer is cross with Jossip, but still can't stop the internets from looking at Colin Farrell's tallywacker. More » -
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Short Ends: DirtyColin.com May Return
· Jossip interviews the guy who set up DirtyColin.com for the people who are trying to sell the Colin Farrell sex tape on the internet, who reveals that he expects the site to be back online in the next day or two, despite rumored legal threats and court injunctions. More » -
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Colin Farrell Sex Tape Update: No One's Happy About DirtyColin
Rush & Molloy do some explaining about the rapid coming-and-going of DirtyColin.com, the shady website that popped its head out of its unauthorized celebuporn hole to offer the Colin Farrell-Nicole Narain sex tape, and which may have been quickly hammered down by the Wack-a-Mole mallet of the onscreen couple's lawyers. According to the report, Farrell's camp seems suspicious of Narain, who wants to release the tape, while Narain's people are pissed mostly that they're not getting a cut of the site's sales: More » -
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Colin Farrell Sex Tape Arrives: UPDATE
Put down that bagel and coffee. You're going to want to read this on any empty stomach: More »
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