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more about #defamer CrayonSmoothie: 3. I'm thinking Queen Latifah for this one. more » NotChoinski: 1 - Sarah, Todd, and Jesus Christ 2 - Jillian Reynolds, because I hate her 3 - Lady Gaga, to Zoroastrianism. more » A Message To Rudy: Apparently their coffee isn't strong enough. (prepares to enter shop, stabs self in chest, orders coffee) "Ahhh...that's the stuff." more » WalterPater: 1. Jackman, his beard and his boyfriend. 3. Mariah. more » ClockOnTheStove: 4. What two talented A-list bloggers are returning to Gawker? more » Island of Misfit Toys: 1. The Travoltas 2. Kathy Griffin 3. J. Lo more » NoelleBlue: Jordin Sparks for 3? more » siarna: 1. Will and Jada. 3. Christina Aguilera. more » ArmCandy: 1. Sigh. Invite me over, Hugh Jackman. 2. What is a Real reality star? 3. Sounds like Jessica Simpson, but wasn't Papa Joe a pastor? I'll go with JLo. more » DennyCrane: 2 smells like New York to me. more » econdave: 3. Shakira, Shakira. more » TNT Freckles McGee: #3 JLo? more » Kristen M Riley Owen: Shouldn't he be treated for the five-inch knife sticking out of his chest as well? Killer withdrawals! more » Seeräuber Jenny: Victim to assailant: You put the knife in my heart; so turn it! more » TheSometimesWhy: The best way for people to understand this man is by remembering that Napoleon Bonaparte had a Chris Albrecht complex over two hundred years before it... more » onebadclam: A 52 year-old man with a five-inch knife sticking out of his chest walked into a Michigan diner tonight and calmly ordered a coffee. "Are you feeling... more » Matt Cherette: I cannot wait to leave Michigan. more » Seeräuber Jenny: Always thought it was bunk, but it's true: "If you can't sleep, it isn't the coffee. It's the knife." more » CLY: Wow just like the story of the old woman going to a grocery store, and walking around with a knife in her back. Makes me wonder that when people bec... more » TheSometimesWhy: How do you think it was he withstood the pain from said knife? Juan Valdez knew his shit, Champ.... more »
