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more about #defamer CrayonSmoothie: 3. I'm thinking Queen Latifah for this one. more » NotChoinski: 1 - Sarah, Todd, and Jesus Christ 2 - Jillian Reynolds, because I hate her 3 - Lady Gaga, to Zoroastrianism. more » WalterPater: 1. Jackman, his beard and his boyfriend. 3. Mariah. more » ClockOnTheStove: 4. What two talented A-list bloggers are returning to Gawker? more » Island of Misfit Toys: 1. The Travoltas 2. Kathy Griffin 3. J. Lo more » NoelleBlue: Jordin Sparks for 3? more » siarna: 1. Will and Jada. 3. Christina Aguilera. more » ArmCandy: 1. Sigh. Invite me over, Hugh Jackman. 2. What is a Real reality star? 3. Sounds like Jessica Simpson, but wasn't Papa Joe a pastor? I'll go with JLo. more » DennyCrane: 2 smells like New York to me. more » econdave: 3. Shakira, Shakira. more » TNT Freckles McGee: #3 JLo? more » TheSometimesWhy: The best way for people to understand this man is by remembering that Napoleon Bonaparte had a Chris Albrecht complex over two hundred years before it... more » heywhat: I remember right after he kicked his now wife then girlfriend's ass, none other than Ari Emanuel wrote an article on the Huffington Post singing this ... more » PaisleyPajamas: I was gonna add Starz in 2010 to catch this show, but now I'd just be creeped out by the violence. more » SidAndFinancy: Paging Governor Monserrate .... more » forwardmotion: Look! It's Mr. Smithers more » shostakobitch: Too bad Chris Brown is a singing idiot and not a glowering old asswipe in a suit. more » fatmonalisa: 1. I sort of think this is Jessica Szohr. The other people on Gossip Girl have kids and Taylor Momsen could also be considered a "child" more » pumpkinsoup: Item #3 was solved and attributed to Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman according to this news item posted to BlindGossip.com. [blindgossip.com] more » Ack: 2. Totally Zellweger/Cooper. 3. I want to say Chris Martin, though I think Keith Urban or Brad Paisley are better guesses. more » -
#rants
So-Called Seth Green Rant: Rubbish?
Hmmm. A reader sent in this video of the usually affable Seth Green "freaking out" after getting jumped outside the set of a commercial. We call bullshit for at least two reasons. More » -
#heroes
Bill Murray: Headbutting Film Set Belligerent
Maybe you've heard of film director Joseph McGinty Nichol, popularly known as "McG." Perhaps you'd like him to get beat up, if only because he calls himself McG? If so, don't fret—-Bill Murray already did it. More » -
#publicenemies
Early 'Public Enemies' Reviews Hint Johnny Depp Might Be Proficient Actor
After the controversy that ended production on Public Enemies beneath a pall of suspicion and busted craft-services morale, we are relived to hear today that Michael Mann's gangster epic survived — and maybe even flourished. More » -
#christianbale
When Bale Rant Met Tripping 7-Year-Old
Didn't think you could still find a Christian Bale mashup funny? Neither did we, 'til he was introduced to the other viral star of the month (and probably the year), David After Dentist. More » -
#christianbale
A Repentant Christian Bale Asks: 'Have You Ever Had a Bad Day?'
As if on cue, Christian Bale has surfaced with tail tucked neatly between legs to apologize for the rant that has kept bloggers, Access Hollywood reporters, and talk show hosts knee-deep in material for days. More » -
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Christian Bale: Evil-Cinematographer-Vanquishing Folk Hero?
There's two sides to every story of a superstar's verbal smackdown of a futz-happy DP. If we're to believe Radar, Shane Hurlbut—the berated cinematogapher in question—was a set terror the crew was glad to see humiliated. More » -
#christianbale
Not Even Gloria Steinem Could Escape Christian Bale's F**cking Wrath
OHHHHH GOOOOD, word has emerged of yet another recipient of Christian Bale's generous anger-gifting: trailblazing feminist hero Gloria Steinem! More » -
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More Christian Bale Fallout: Momzo Speaks!
We've now had several days to absorb Christian Bale's tirade—an egomaniacal eruption from the depths of Mt. Methodia the likes of which we haven't seen since Russell Crowe's phone-flinging lobby escapades. More » -
#shortends
Rat Loves Cat!
· With all this Bale nonsense, we thought everyone could use a lesson in tolerance, good manners, and old fashioned friendship. Meet Peanut the rat, and his pal Rahj, the cat. Their love goes on. More » -
#christianbale
Chinese Theatre Batman Tired Of F**cking Distracting Tourists Wandering Into His Shot
For anyone who saw Confessions of a Superhero—the documentary about the super-strengthed panhandlers who add comic book color and the occasional unsolicited grope to your Walk of Fame experience—the adventures of Aggro Batman are familiar. More » -
#christianbale
Christian Bale's Mashed-Up Rage: A User's Guide
We hate to admit that we've listened to Christian Bale's tirade in its various forms so many times, it now comes off sounding like perfectly level-headed discourse, oooh goood you fucking little pricks. More » -
#christianbale
Harry Knowles Is Firmly 'Team Bale,' Former Assistant 'Team People-Bale-Screams-At'
Ain't It Cool News fanboy oracle Harry Knowles refuses to post the Christian Bale rant, but goes on at some length today on why he chose to side with the mercurial action star. More » -
#hollywoodprivacywatch
Hollywood PrivacyFu**kingWatch: Christian Bale Edition!
1/2 — Monday night, I went to Via Veneto, a cozy and horribly overpriced little Italian place on Main Street in Santa Monica, there at the back table in the dark shadows... More » -
#christianbale
More Christian Bale Fun: McG Prophecies, Flip-Hop Remixes, and a Soundboard!
It's not often that an actor's diva tirade is so seismically preposterous as to inspire an outpouring of sheer joy and responsive creativity from a deeply appreciative public. But that's precisely what Christian Bale's has done. More » -
#theview
Which Costar Has Sherri Shepherd Seen Freak Out, Christian Bale-Style?
View hostess Sherri Shepherd has worked with Alec Baldwin, Tracy Morgan, and Andy Dick, among others. So which of these gentlemen was she alluding to when she said she'd witnessed some Christian Bale-sized freakouts? More » -
#christianbale
Presenting a Handy, One-Stop Picture Shop For All Your 'Christian Bale Ranting' Needs
Attention, bloggers! Need just the right angry/confused/irritated picture of Christian Bale to complement your blog post/remix/sexual fantasy? Let Defamer do the work for you! More » -
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10 Fun Facts About Tantrum-Inciting 'Terminator' DP Shane Hurlbut
Now that we've done the Running Man to the Christian Bale Rant Heard 'Round the World, we have some questions about the man on the receiving end: Shane Hurlbut, the cinematographer on Terminator Salvation. More » -
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'What Don't You F**king Understand?': The Bale Freakout Dance Remix!
Any audio as unfreakinbelievably fantastic as Christian Bale's Apocalyptic Meltdown is bound to get the remix treatment, and there's already several: Bale vs. Russell, Bale vs. Donut, and by far the greatest—the dance remix. More » -
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'Salvation' AD Responds To Bale's Tantrum: 'It Was Just a Moment'
Responses to Christian Bale's meltdown varied widely: lust, sympathy, disgust, and even indifference. ("Please," one actor with a small part in Transformers told us. "That would have been a good day on the set.") More »
