Last night, Coldplay released their new song “Adventure of a Lifetime.” Let’s all agree that this song is 100 percent about having sex with a young movie actress immediately after your divorce.
Does the air feel a bit heavier? Does the ground underneath your feet feel as though it could open up and swallow you whole at any moment? Does your heart feel a bit...heavier? Well, my friend, it may be because Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow—public figures, parents to Apple and Moses (humans)—have officially filed for divorce.
Celebrities will go on vacation for pretty much any reason: Family time, girls trip, getting away from the paparazzi, letting the paparazzi take bikini pics, etc. They go on vacation so much, I bet sometimes they don't even know that they're on vacation. But right now, Gwyneth Paltrow and her ex-husband Chris Martin are on vacation, and it's for a very specific reason.
No, it wasn't your mind playing tricks on you. That warm touch you felt on your cheek last night, when no one was around? It wasn't a ghost. It wasn't the wind. It wasn't a little bug that sneaked in through a crack in the window screen. Your instinct was right, what you felt was true: somewhere in Los Angeles, Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow touched.