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Two and A Half-Man
Pictured, tautly manboobed sexagenarian Sylvester Stallone, toasting Planet Hollywood's purchase of Buca di Beppo, who plan on extending the movie motif to the Italian chain by rechristening it Apastalypse Now. More »
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Mickey Rourke's paycheck: less than 1/3 of Charlie Sheen's. [/film]
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'Denise Richards' Cancellation: It's Complicated
Didn't we almost have it all, America? Why, it was just a few weeks ago when we learned that E! had mercy-killed its celeb reality show Denise Richards: It's Complicated, leading to cheers, emailed hugs, and exultant praise to God around the blogosphere. "Just when I think there's no redeeming the entertainment industry as a whole," said one of our commenters, "somebody makes a smart move like cancelling this famewhore's piece of crap show, and I start to see a little glimmer of light on the horizon." Get ready to bust out some candles, everybody: that glimmer's gettin' snuffed! According to Us Weekly: More »
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'Denise Richards': It's Cancelled
In the eternal battle between exes Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards, the latter has just been dealt a significant setback. Though Sheen pulls down a nigh-unbeatable $800,000 for every episode of Two and a Half Men, Richards could at least boast a buzzed-about, cringe-inducing E! reality show, Denise Richards: It's Complicated. Now, according to the New York Post, she may not even have that feather in her cap anymore — it appears that the show has been cancelled. More » -
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Discuss: Charlie Sheen Makes $800,000 Per Episode of 'Two and a Half Men'
For vivid proof of the weakening dollar, look no further that the annual salary survey in the forthcoming issue of TV Guide: After two years of slumming alongside the likes of Zach Braff and seeing everyone from William Petersen ($600,000 per episode) to the Simpsons cast (each $400,000 per episode) pass him by, Charlie Sheen has reclaimed his spot at the top of the prime-time cash heap, earning $800,000 per 30-minute episode of Two and a Half Men. Granted, it's not seven-figure Friends money (which Sheen originally asked for in negotiations back in 2006), but we still think it bears repeating: Charlie Sheen makes $800,000 per episode of Two and a Half Men. Join us in getting our heads around it (and a few other hot-ticket raises) after the jump. More »
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By STVComment by JacobFreeze: $800K won't make Charlie a real Aristocrat like Jeffrey C. Barbakow, who takes home $116,000,000 per annum from Tenet Healthcare,... more » | Other threads
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Well-Manicured Claws Come Out In Hollywood Catfight Explosion
Sometimes two stories will come along on the very same day and reaffirm one of the oldest Hollywood clichés in history. Namely, that babe magnetism can be yours even if you don't possess looks, charm or gentlemanly ways. Provided, of course, that you have either money or music cred. With that in mind, we'd like to call your attention to two fantasy-worthy catfights brewing today. All kinds of manicured claws are out over the 80-year old borderline polygamist Hugh Hefner and the scraggly rock star Richie Sambora. Why four sets of fake boobs are rubbing up against each other (as Kate Hudson’s baby boy would say) and which contenders are looking like the early “winners” of the ongoing squabbles, after the jump. More »
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Denise Richards Has Integrity
Apparently Denise Richards' life of collecting alimony and contemplating posing for Playboy is so busy that she requires a full staff to function. In this week's episode of It's Complicated, she upbraids her two warring assistants about some clothes she had borrowed that were supposed to be returned but hadn't. To Denise, it's an issue of integrity. Much to our surprise, she managed to utter the word "integrity" without being struck by lightning. More »
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Denise Richards Wants Not One Drop Of Charlie Sheen's Prostitute- Tranny- Infested Man-Seed
Yesterday, Charlie Sheen's camp accused Denise Richards of having exploited her children for her own publicity-whoring needs—and re-addressed the time Richards allegedly paused from hurling ambisexual- jailbait- porn-junkie accusations long enough to request a sperm donation of her ex. Now, the star of E!'s Denise Richards: My Undiagnosed Bipolarism Is Complicated is firing back. Talking to Page Six, the actress provided recent SMS evidence suggesting there may be more to her cancer-wishing, tranny-positive ex-husband than meets the eye: More » -
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Denise Richards Augmenting Paltry $25 million Divorce Settlement With Hefty E! Payday
Oh, what's to be done with Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen. They may bicker incessantly and claim they can't stand the sight of one another, but deep down, you just know they're hoping the other contracts feline AIDS. With her E! reality series set to premiere on Memorial Day, Richards has been hitting the talk show circuit harder than Richie Sambora in a bathroom stall at the LAX wrap party. This included some face-time with fossilized CNN grand inquisitor Larry King, where she explained that the show comes directly out of need; not, surprisingly, the need to be on TV, but rather the need to feed and shelter her two children, abandoned by their father to follow his tween-outfitting, trampoline dreams. Now, a "Sheen insider" tells Page Six that Richards' claims are absurd, as the actress is regularly greeted by the beeping sound of a Hollywood Alimony Services dump truck backing into her driveway to release that month's child support payment: More » -
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Denise Richards Deconstructs A Love Gone Sour For Larry King
Bravely taking the Larry King Live lukewarmseat last night to promote her new E! reality series, Denise Richards: I'm Hateful, the actress fielded a barrage of intermittently relevant softballs from the broadcast legend ("Charlie Sheen: Father of your children?...Good guy?...What does he bench press, around?...Iron Man: your kind of movie?...Where do you fall on tofu?"), which she dutifully answered with refreshing candidness. Sadly, she and Sheen are not currently speaking, with Richards relying on her commando-nanny go-between to shuffle their children between the households, deftly avoiding concussion on her mad dash back to the Land Rover at the hands of a Sheen-manned pneumatic tennis-ball cannon. [Larry King Live] More » -
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Charlie Sheen Is A 'C. MaSheen' When It Comes To Hookers
What would the world's oldest profession do without Charlie Sheen? Hollywood's most famed lover of pay-for-play has been outed by his current madam in the newest issue of Rolling Stone, who claims that his prostitution habit is still going stronger than ever — even after court-ordered rehab. As "Nici" tells celebrity exposé specialist Vanessa Grigoriadis in the story, she "dropped four girls off at his penthouse, [and] found the actor in silk pajamas with 'C. MaSheen' embroidered over the pocket. Sheen gave her a $20,000 check for the girls, and she picked them up several hours later." And while the fact that Sheen is (allegedly) still romping around with escorts after all these years is pretty pathetic, even more so is his publicist's excuse: More »
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Charlie Sheen and Friends Chip in to Help Ruin SAG Boss's Weekend
While most of the civilized world enjoyed an early-spring weekend about town, SAG president and press warlord Alan Rosenberg practiced his saber-rattling in anticipation of upcoming labor negotiations with the studios. Despite reaching out to AFTRA to rejoin them in talks starting tomorrow, such token detente couldn't mitigate Rosenberg's resistance pledged against everyone from mutinous actors like Kevin Bacon and Charlie Sheen to penny-pinching producers. And at least one high-powered, face-saving source is urging the union to stand down or face certain doom. More » -
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Charlie Sheen's Fiancée Wants To Show You the Sticks She Pees On
What is with celebrities and their pregnancy tests these days? Halle Berry admitted on Oprah that she has a drawer at home full of 35 used pregnancy tests (jesus, is that even sanitary?). Now comes word that Charlie Sheen's fiancée. Brooke Mueller, is trying to get pregnant and is flaunting the pregnancy sticks around like a middle schooler showing off her first Dooney & Bourke. Reports Page Six:The gorgeous Palm Beach native visited Sheen on the set of a Hanes commercial he was filming with Michael Jordan outside LA, and took pregnancy tests in his trailer, says one insider. "She would throw them out in the garbage on set and place them right on top . . . everyone could see the sticks," said our spy, who added Mueller would walk around showing off her "enormous" yellow diamond ring to the crew.
No word on whether the pregnancy tests boasted a minus sign or the plus sign of doom, but one can only hope the former. At this point, Sheen's blood stream looks a lot like the East River — full of flotsam, discarded bottles of Jack, the occasional hypodermic needle, a dead hooker or two. Really it's lucky that the first kids were born with only one head and didn't have hands for feet. Let's not tempt fate here. We also can't imagine what Hanes was thinking signing up Charlie Sheen, but we're looking forward to their new spring ad campaign: "Look whose toxic, prostitute-penetrating bulge we have our Hanes on now!" -
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Denise Richards Unsurprisingly Voted 'Worst Bond Girl' Of All Time
Poor flipper-footed Denise Richards just can't catch a break. Following news that ex Charlie Sheen is trying to halt production of what could well become the apex of the washed-up celeb-centric reality show genre, Richards' bad luck streak continues with news that her performance as Dr. Christmas Jones in The World Is Not Enough was just voted the Worst Bond Girl of All-Time by Bond's horndoggiest fans. More » -
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Denise Richards Only Trying To Give Her Children The Reality TV Opportunities She Never Had
Charlie Sheen and ex-wife/mortal enemy Denise Richards were back in family court yesterday, arguing behind closed doors over Richards's decision to expose her life, and the lives of her young children, to reality show cameras. From the EOnline.com report: More » -
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Variety Salutes Charlie Sheen's Sitcom Conquests
If you didn't thumb through today's Variety, you missed a chance to share in the trade paper's rousing salute to Two and a Half Men's 100th episode (nothing says, "Fuck you, disapproving TV critics tragically out of touch with America's lowbrow sitcom tastes!" like hitting triple digits), an issue featuring enough congratulatory advertising to fund Charlie Sheen's cheerleader-themed Real Doll hobby well into the next century. More » -
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Charles And The Real Girl
Providing a light-hearted respite from recent unpleasant revelations about Charlie Sheen's propensity to send strongly worded, less-than-affirming e-mails (you remember, the ones about the cancer and the "sad, jobless pigs" ) to his ex-wife, Rush & Molloy recounts how a Two and a Half Men joke involving an inflatable doll reminds them of a funny little story about Sheen's real-life misadventures with the finest mail-order cheerleader mannequin money can buy: More » -
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Charlie Sheen's Body Covered In Multiple Stupid Tattoos
Charlie Sheen, author of the "go cry to your bald mom" e-mail suggesting his ex-wife Denise Richards might have more luck extracting sympathy from her cancer-suffering mother than from him, is painfully familiar with the sometimes irreversible consequences of indulging one's impulses. Luckily for him, however, lasers can remove the patchwork of ridiculous tattoos covering his body, as requested by fiancée Brooke "I'd rather not have to stare at Puff the Bookish Dragon every time we make love, honey" Mueller. From Page Six: More » -
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Charlie Sheen Hate E-Mails To Denise Richards Reveal A Fondness For Words 'Jobless' and 'Pig'
The rare olive branch in the ongoing Charlie Sheen-Denise Richards divorce came in an e-mail dated Aug. 24, when, according to court documents, Sheen apologized for a wide array of regrettable remarks he made about his ex-wife and her family, including "a comment about your poor Mom," "your abilities as a mother," and "my pigheaded assertion that you pressed the button that detonated the second tower." Fox411 has revisited the papers to find what, exactly, was contained in those enraged correspondences he so desperately wishes he could unsend: More » -
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Charlie Sheen No Longer Wants To Shoot Talentless Ex-Wife Denise Richards Into Space
Yet more from the ongoing custody battle between Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards, which began as a shame-free environment, and has quickly degenerated from there: Richards has now employed a former nanny to make several nauseating allegations about Sheen inappropriately touching his daughters. Not that he's all bad: She also acknowledges that Charlie has made an effort at mending fences, particularly with the following retraction: More » -
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Charlie Sheen Points To His Popular Semen As Proof Of His Competent Child Rearing Skills
Highest paid pom-pom-fetishist in television Charlie Sheen appeared in family court yesterday, defending himself against ex-wife Denise Richards, who sought to have overnight visits with their toddler-aged children revoked. As evidence, she once again warned the judge that they could be irreversibly scarred after stumbling onto his now well-known stash of bookmarked pep squad internet porn pages: More » -
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Charlie Sheen Claims Denise Richards Asked Him For One More Bouncing, Baby Bargaining Chip
If you were under the impression that Charlie Sheen's recent betrothal meant that his ugly and very public divorce from Denise Richards was finalized, you'd be mistaken, as there are still a great many unresolved matters of asset division and child custody between the warring couple. There are also unlikely glimmers of reconciliation, however, as Sheen now claims he has documented proof that Richards wanted to conceive a third child with the actor even after she discovered the ugly, trampolining-cheerleader truth. From People.com: More » -
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Sorry, Ladies
· Charlie Sheen is off the market again, a development that could have serious economic ramifications for local escorts specializing in pom-pom play. More » -
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Zach Braff Joins The Charlie Sheen Club
THR reports that Scrubs star, occasional pop-star despoiler, and Burgeoning Voice of a Whiny Generation Zach Braff has reached a deal to ascend to the highest echelon of TV-actor remuneration: Charlie Sheen Money: More »
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Emilio Estevez And Charlie Sheen: Potty-Mouthed Journalism Critics
A couple of tipsters were generous enough to forward us a pair of delightful e-mails currently making the rounds in local media and industry circles, in which aggrieved Hollywood princes Emilio Estevez and Charlie Sheen took a moment from their busy schedules to offer LAT reporter Susan King some constructive feedback on her assessment of Sheen's effusive introduction of brother Emilio's latest cinematic masterpiece at this year's Golden Globes. Below, Estevez helpfully quotes the blurb in its entirety before sharing his critique: More » -
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Heidi Fleiss Threatens Release Of Charlie Sheen Tranny-Parking Video
When beset on all sides by the soul-tainting forces of mysteriousness and unexpectedness, one can always turn to the reliably quirky and lighthearded gossip-sheet tales of Two and a Half Men star Charlie Sheen's creative sexcapades to brighten one's mood. Rush & Molloy report that onetime Sheen companionship-pusher Heidi Fleiss and a tranny of his acquaintance are joining forces to sell a video featuring shocking new footage of Sheen's scandalous parking fetish: More »
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By MarkComment by The Gen X Eurotrash Jetsetter Club: But does she have another Paris Hilton sex tape? That's what viewers REALLY want to know. more » | Other threads
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Trade Round-Up: Hargitay, Meloni Getting Charlie Sheen Money
· Mariska Hargitay and Christopher Meloni sign on for two more years of Law & Order: Sexy Victims Unit (that's what it's called, right? We get so confused.), getting pay raises that catapult them into the rarefied territory of Charlie Sheen-level remuneration. [Variety] More » -
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Charlie Sheen Pretends He's Thrilled That An Old Friend Is Screwing His Wife
In a pre-taped interview set to air on Ellen DeGeneres' show today (TMZ has the video), Hollywood's highest paid TV comedy star, Charlie Sheen, appears to have found it in his heart to mend fences with ex-wife Denise Richards, despite still harboring some traces of bitterness over that time she announced to the world that he's an abusive, jailbait internet porn junkie and online hook-up addict. Sheen even goes so far as to reluctantly approve the new guy in her life, Richie Sambora: More » -
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Short Ends: Sheen And Richards Fail To Kill Each Other Before Agreeing To Cease-Fire
· It's nice to see that Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards could settle their divorce issues amicably, before any nastiness about drugs, gambling, and jailbait porn could disrupt their incredibly peaceful family life. More » -
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Charlie Sheen Demands $1 Mil To Sit On Couch And Mumble Dialogue
While it's safe to say Charlie Sheen is not having the greatest of years, his career seems to be the one area of his life that's carrying on nicely. Apparently, audiences of Two and a Half Men feel that the off-screen domestic foibles and cheerleader-chasing antics of its star do little to dilute its sitcomy hilarity. The LAT reports that Sheen is demanding to be compensated in an amount befitting his singular talents, elevating him to the rare, $1 million-an-episode circle previously occupied by such primetime royalty as David Schwimmer: More » -
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Charlie Sheen Meets His New Alibi's Parents
For the true warhorses of celebrity PR, there is no scandal so damaging (short perhaps of some video surfacing of their client dumping a duffel bag of hooker body parts over a steep embankment off Mulholland Drive) that its bad publicity can't be reversed. Charlie Sheen's reps, for example, seem to have been doing an impressive job of leaking favorable items to the press, but now it's time to move on to the more ambitious, second phase of their image rehabilitation plan. The Palm Beach Post's Page Two gossip column reports: More »
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UPDATE: Hollywood PrivacyWatch: Scarlett Johansson Takes Cab
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers. Send yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line) and let everyone know about the time you saw Dylan McKay brooding in the Target toy department. More » -
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Short Ends: Borat's Trailer
We fully intend to bill Fox at a later date for the free advertising, but we're too horny for Borat's sister to write up the invoice right now. [via Thighs Wide Shut] More » -
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Hollywood PrivacyWatch: Charlie Sheen Spotted Not Far From 'Stick It' Screening
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers. Send yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line) and let everyone know about the time you saw Al Pacino and family skipping merrily along The Grove's trolley tracks. More »
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Charlie Sheen Loses #1 He-Slut Title To Some Bellboy
While Hollywood myth has it that Charlie Sheen's insatiable appetite for cheerleaders had him regularly ordering up flatbed truckloads of pep-squad pyramids to his home at a time, Maxim magazine has finally established his rightful place in the he-whore pecking order by releasing a top ten list of "Living Sex Legends." The divorce scandal-embroiled Two and a Half Men star lands at the #2 spot, with 5000 spirited notches on his belt. The only more successful seed-spreader is #1 Umberto Billo, a porter at The Venetian hotel who supposedly earned his tip 8000 times over. Others to make the list are KISS' generously betongued bassist Gene Simmons (#3 with 3600), and beloved Oscars cut-to reaction shot subject, Jack Nicholson (#7 with 2000). The rest of the list is after the jump. More »
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By SethComment by Rick Paulas: First casting choice for Umberto biopic titled "The Porter's Nights": Roberto Benigni. I smell comeback. more » | Other threads
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For Your Consideration: Getting Behind Charlie Sheen
A helpful reader scanned this For Your Consideration cover ad from yesterday's Variety for us, demonstrating that CBS isn't backing down from supporting scandal-buffeted Charlie Sheen in its Emmy campaign for Two and a Half Men. While our spotlight might make it look like an unfortunate choice was made in selecting a pullquote for the ad, a savvy publicist actually made a wise decision by choosing the more ambiguous "perverse and timeless" description over the far less savory "cheerleader-devouring pom-pom fetishist" one from People's original text.
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Cheerleaders Turn Their Backs On Charlie Sheen
A little earlier today, a representative of Lifestyle Media, publisher of American Cheerleader, asked that we remove an image of that magazine's cover that we used to illustrate our post about the actor's latest spirit squad-related troubles, a request with which we happily complied. Of course, this distancing from Sheen during such a turbulent period of negative publicity, while admirably principled, will not be without its costs. We expect that this sudden abandonment will result in the immediate cancellation of Sheen's subscription, and depending on how personally he takes the news, the pulling of all advertising for The Mr. Jonze Talent Agency And Cheerleader Camp For Young Ladies Of Extraordinary Promise from the journal's pages, a revenue loss that could reach five figures. More »
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By MarkComment by metroville: At least tell me, Defamer, that the cease-and-desist request from the publishers of American Cheerleader was delivered in a stiff,... more » | Other threads
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