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more about #defamer more comments → TheSometimesWhy: Well, you've got to think that if having Stephen Lang narrate the intro to this magnum ooops!!! was the best idea the producers could come up with, th... more » SpyMagician: I like this movie. It just proves that all of the technology in the world can never save you from a bad script, horrible character design, wooden dia... more » phlox✔: Dear James Cameron, You are in a very enviable position. One that allowed you to make (or re-make) virtually any project that you set your mind to. ... more » Spirit Fingers: I'm getting a Fern Gully feel to this movie for some reason. Something about the "man" wanting to pillage the forest for his own means. And while ther... more » MisterHippity: The worst part is that the sexy female blue aliens are unnaturally skinny. So I guess they'll make great "thinspiration" for whole new generation of ... more » MisterHippity: I knew this movie was gonna suck the moment I first saw one of those blue aliens in preview clip. The thing is, this is like a kid's cartoon. So the ... more » heywhat: Yes, the special effects look terrible and the plot seems convoluted but I hope the movie does well. By well, I mean I hope it makes between $200-250 ... more » PrincessKashmir: If it were based on the anime show Avatar, yay. But some other hack named Shamalyam's doing that one. more » adiam7: E-meters are NOT cheap people. Don't judge her. more » lostarchitect: I love video games. ....this is a video game, right? more » hughman: not that interested in seeing this. that said, "New York, New York" is an awesome movie. more » Helio: this is so infuriating. I hope this is not the case or else it be like waking up on Christmas morning, finding tons of presents under tree only to rea... more » Botswana Meat Commission FC: I remember watching the trailer (they showed it before an NFL game, IIRC) and it looked like a somewhat promising sci-fi flick, then as soon as those ... more » raincoaster: This reminds me of the time my tacky stepmom (Ms Twee Cow Stencils and Gingham 1989) tried to sell the heirloom bedroom furniture that my Mother had. ... more » Airvault: I cringe everytime I see the trailer on TV and that one character says, "You're not in Kansas anymore." How cliche can you get? The man is simply inca... more » -
#hoaxes
Finally, Someone Claims Responsibility For Joaquin Phoenix's Terrible Hoaxing
There is a man in this photo with Joaquin Phoenix. Learn his face, for he may be the dark wizard conjurer behind Phoenix's career transformation into a trainwreck. More » -
#shortends
Gordon Ramsay Teaches Norm and Conan How To Make F*ck à l'Orange
· We're not sure what it is they're cooking on Late Night, but it requires some extra-salty language. (Tee hee!) More » -
#hoaxes
Joaquin Phoenix Struggles To Keep Straight Face While Debunking Hoax Rumors
Like a weird uncle who gives his adult nephew a present that reads "From Santa," Joaquin Phoenix is still struggling to prop up a hoax-y music career that's way past its sell-by date. More » -
#hoaxes
Other Publications Starting To Call Bullshit On Joaquin Phoenix
We hope we've adequately prepared you for this shock: Joaquin Phoenix's rap career may be an elaborate hoax. Yes, we've pointed this out before, but now, two sources are confirming the stunt to Entertainment Weekly: More » -
#hoaxes
Joaquin Phoenix's Rap Career Demands Punctuality, Crotch-Baring
We may never know whether Joaquin Phoenix donned oven mitts and rocked the Queer Lounge at Sundance, but today, we know far more about his disastrous "performance" in Las Vegas than we ever wanted to. More » -
#sundance
Did A Disguised Joaquin Phoenix Crash This Gay Sundance Party?
Many of you have wondered if the eccentric douchebag featured recently in our Sundance quotes roundup was none other than newly minted faux-idiot Joaquin Phoenix. Let's examine the evidence! More » -
#hoaxes
Didn't We Call Bullshit On Joaquin Phoenix Already?
...Because he's still going through with this pretend "quitting acting to become a rap star" chicanery. In fact, THR has broken more news about this supposed life trajectory that we are simply refusing to believe: More » -
