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Finally, Someone Claims Responsibility For Joaquin Phoenix's Terrible Hoaxing
There is a man in this photo with Joaquin Phoenix. Learn his face, for he may be the dark wizard conjurer behind Phoenix's career transformation into a trainwreck. More »
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Comment by Eric D. Snider: That's the ugliest beard I've seen since Reese Witherspoon. 3 Responses | Other threads
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Gordon Ramsay Teaches Norm and Conan How To Make F*ck à l'Orange
· We're not sure what it is they're cooking on Late Night, but it requires some extra-salty language. (Tee hee!) More »
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By SethComment by mojita: I'm English and I don't understand why English men are so embarrassing when they go abroad - particularlly in the... 2 Responses | Other threads
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Joaquin Phoenix Struggles To Keep Straight Face While Debunking Hoax Rumors
Like a weird uncle who gives his adult nephew a present that reads "From Santa," Joaquin Phoenix is still struggling to prop up a hoax-y music career that's way past its sell-by date. More »
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Comment by Colander: Defamer, stop trying to ruin Untitled Casey Affleck Career Suicide Project for me!!! 1 Responses | Other threads
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Other Publications Starting To Call Bullshit On Joaquin Phoenix
We hope we've adequately prepared you for this shock: Joaquin Phoenix's rap career may be an elaborate hoax. Yes, we've pointed this out before, but now, two sources are confirming the stunt to Entertainment Weekly: More »
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Comment by kookla: So, what you're saying is...Joaquin is the dude, playin' the dude, playin' the dude? 1 Responses | Other threads
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Joaquin Phoenix's Rap Career Demands Punctuality, Crotch-Baring
We may never know whether Joaquin Phoenix donned oven mitts and rocked the Queer Lounge at Sundance, but today, we know far more about his disastrous "performance" in Las Vegas than we ever wanted to. More »
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Comment by Victor Ward: I was an extra for Walk the Line when they were filming here, so I sort of met him. By... 2 Responses | Other threads
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Did A Disguised Joaquin Phoenix Crash This Gay Sundance Party?
Many of you have wondered if the eccentric douchebag featured recently in our Sundance quotes roundup was none other than newly minted faux-idiot Joaquin Phoenix. Let's examine the evidence! More » -
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Didn't We Call Bullshit On Joaquin Phoenix Already?
...Because he's still going through with this pretend "quitting acting to become a rap star" chicanery. In fact, THR has broken more news about this supposed life trajectory that we are simply refusing to believe: More »
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Comment by fishiejohnson: now he wants to string rhyming words together and speak them over a pre programmed casio beat? Respect! This guy... 1 Responses | Other threads
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Time to Call Bullshit on Joaquin Phoenix's 'Retirement'
We'll admit that when Joaquin Phoenix first announced (in an incoherent mumble) that he would be quitting acting, we weren't quite sure whether it was all just an elaborate stunt. Then, we remembered the tale of Greenbo, Phoenix's brain-eating frog, and thought it was simply par for the course with the erratic actor. Still, since the announcement, Phoenix's weird behavior has felt increasingly staged for the cameras — and, in fact, he has his own cameras following him around, "recording his transition from film to music." The final straw came when we found an incriminating set of pictures from Phoenix's first performance, along with this explanation:
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Comment by HappyBlues: Could be just like SPINAL TAP... except more depressing and not funny. 2 Responses | Other threads
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Oscar's Stepchildren: Reclaiming the selective credentials that helped nudge Crash to a Best Picture win only three years ago, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences is cracking down on new membership effective immediately. Among the first to feel the pinch: Last year's nominees Ellen Page, Casey Affleck and Amy Ryan, all snubbed in 2008 by an actor's branch that even Academy execs say might have gone too far in restricting invitations. But, reports the NY Times, Henry Winkler retains his influence, so, you know, as you were, Hollywood. [NYT]
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By STVComment by mordecai1908: In my opinion, anyone who does work that's good enough to merit an Oscar nomination should automatically be offered admittance... 3 Responses | Other threads
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Joaquin Phoenix Retirement Announcement More Awkward Than We'd Ever Imagined
When Extra revealed on Tuesday that Joaquin Phoenix had announced his mumbled retirement from acting, little did we know that the video of said declaration (captured at Monday's Paul Newman charity benefit) would immediately enshrine itself in the annals of red carpet awkwardness forever. Thanks to a clip furnished by E!, we've got the entire, baffling experience, as an out-of-it Phoenix confesses all to Extra correspondent Jerry Penacoli, takes offense at Penacoli's disbelieving laughter, then storms off. More »
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Comment by logicalnoise: whatever more role for nathan fillion to get. 3 Responses | Other threads
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hollywood privacywatch
Hollywood Privacywatch: Jeffrey Tambor's Enema-Filled Evening
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by the loyal readers of Defamer. As a few emailers have noted, it took us a few weeks to collect this installment — if you want to see this feature run more frequently, be sure to send in your tips early and often! Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line so we don't lose them) and tell everyone about the time you saw "Hey Now" Hank Kingsley (aka Jeffrey Tambor) buying travel-sized saline solution and a "single fleet enema" at Gelson's. More »
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By Mark GrahamComment by cinerama: Seeing Larry King in BH? Can't you just stake out Nate & Al's on any given Sunday? more » | Other threads
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Jessica Alba Is Pregnant, Hungry and Unwilling To Wait In Line
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week (depending on volume), so send them in early and often—without them, we'll surely be forced to endure another Pellicano trial! Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line so we don't lose them) and tell everyone about the time you saw Jessica Alba cut in the breakfast line at the Griddle Cafe. More »
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Amy Adams And David Letterman To Dim Bulb Lisa Rinna: You Should 'Be Fired'
On last night's Late Show, guest Amy Adams and David Letterman decided to review one of poufy-lipped red carpet host Lisa Rinna's numerous gaffes on Oscar night. And after seeing this particular stomach-turning foul for the third time, we're gonna have to agree with Letterman and Adams, who essentially came to the conclusion that the soap star turned Joan Rivers 2.0 "should be fired." The best part? Even Rinna agrees! More » -
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Jon Stewart Risks Wrath Of Boss Redstone By Abandoning Hosting Gig
· In a move that "might" be related to the strike, Jon Stewart pulls out of a Paley Center fundraiser honoring unkillable Viacom overlord Sumner Redstone; presumably, the possibility of having to cross WGA protesters to host an event celebrating a man who's previously pledged to "live long enough to watch every last one of those greedy, scribbling serfs die on the picket line" suddenly made the gig seem less savory. [THR] More »
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By MarkComment by raincoaster: Lilo is being replaced by Brittany Murphy? O, how the mighty have fallen! more » | Other threads
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Casey Affleck Clearly Not Versed In How To Behave Around 'Dancing With The Stars' Also-Ran Royalty
Having only recently declared him the Most Adorable Thing Ever, we must admit the video above might force us to reexamine our Casey Affleck position. Showing all the ill-tempered signs of someone who's survived a childhood rife with Ben-inflicted noogie and wedgie abuse, Affleck's SAG Awards interaction with Lisa Rinna demonstrates the most shocking disregard for pre-awards-show social conventions we've seen since Jeremy Piven openly questioned the salvageability of Billy Bush's very existence at the 2006 Emmys. More » -
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How To Spoil Top-Secret Details Of The Next Indiana Jones Movie
· Someone has finally taken the time to demonstrate the career-safe way to spoil Indiana Jones plot-points. More »
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By MarkComment by BabylonSister: Wow, Ken Levine's still got it, huh? That must be why he's working so much. (Although please don't... more » | Other threads
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