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more about #defamer more comments → Z und Vielpunkt's chick: I googled "piven hair" and this was the first result: [news.makemeheal.com] more » DennyCrane: 1) It's Charlie, not Robert. I don't think Robert was known for the expensive hooker thing as much as Charlie was. 2) Jeremy Piven 3) all of them 4) E... more » Cam/ron: Meh, my second grade classmates and I sang George Michael's "I Want Your Sex" on the school bus whenever it came on the radio. We had no idea what the... more » DahlELama: "Not Blake Lively" sounds like Leighton Meester and Sebastian Stan. The rest of the item, however, does not, so... Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron? It's... more » cpjones: 1. Charlie Sheen (too easy) 2. Jeremy Piven (too easy) 3. Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christenson 4. Matt Lauer 5. I dunno 6. All of them. more » NotChoinski: 1. Sure-luck Holmes. 2. Piven 3. All of them 4. Fox & friends 5. That McDonalds with really popular ball-filled pit. (clue: Meat-packing) 6. Mo... more » blix: 4. Chet Huntley, playah. more » momof3wildkids: 1 Charlie Sheen? more » Penscribe: And, well, in the 80s I was singing Pour Some Sugar on Me. The kid has no idea what she's singing. Yawn! more » scroll_lock: 1. PLEASE DON'T BE ROBERT DOWNEY, JR. more » yourfriendandneighbor: As long as they're Christians. more » fuzzymuffins: at 10, my gf sang "dance 1o, looks 3" from chorus line for a party, which includes the line... "T*ts and ass. Bought myself a fancy pair. Tightened u... more » Juancho: two comments- 1. Older siblings (especially if they're still teens) will expose younger ones to all kinds of naughty stuff, and will probably think i... more » aztecprincess: These Cyrus kids are trained like performing monkeys. I was waiting for someone to throw her the peanuts. more » Benny: Not as bad as I thought it would be. There's a genuine 9 yr old's innocence to her 'performance' that I wasn't expecting. Yeah, the lyrics are sexual ... more » -
#mickeyrourke
Mickey Rourke Visits Tanning Salon, Set to the Reflective Strains of Bruce Springsteen
As the final grains run through the Oscars Hourglass installed outside the Kodak (we love the addition of a bored-looking model sunbathing inside the top half), Mickey Rourke busily readies himself for the big night. More » -
#brucespringsteen
Defamer Rates Bruce Springsteen's Halftime 3-D Super Bowl Ballstravaganza
Perhaps we spoke a bit too quickly when we declared that a Bruce Springsteen halftime show would be safely free of any demonshlong appearances. More » -
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KISS Army Declares War On Suspiciously Familiar Bruce Springsteen Song
We're not sure when the tide turned, but lately it's become OK to dislike Bruce Springsteen. He's been accused of crass commercialism, of writing the worst grocery-themed music of his career, and now—gasp—stealing from KISS. More »
