1. Even if you look stupid while stealing art, I may still want to have sex with you for reasons I can't explain.
2. Having a look of perpetual creepy, vapid psychopath plastered to your face at all times can make you look like a half-decent actress if your role is playing a perpetually creepy and vapid psychopath.
3. Being the best-looking guy on the show won't necessarily keep you there as long as Nick Zano is lurking in the background. And Nick Zano is always lurking in the background.
4. Nothing on Earth is as good without Amanda Woodward. Nothing. #melroseplace
I think you need to do a bit more research, Richard. The real reason is that Jemaine has been too busy giving me various types of pleasure with those full, luscious lips. #flightoftheconchords
@BookishLookish: When I read 'hot buttons' in the first paragraph, all I could think was that I know a hot button Jermaine could touch! #flightoftheconchords
"We've got to write the series, but we've also got to write the songs, and just dividing your time into those two writing tasks is really tricky"
Really? What made this show hilarious was in part due to the songs being - well - far short of Shakespeare. They can't find anyone in New York to help them write parodies of bad songs / scripts? #flightoftheconchords
The best part of this show for me is Murray Hewitt, their manager. He is so brilliant that sometimes I have to stop the DVR so I can catch my breath. #flightoftheconchords
I've been waiting for years for someone to make use of that shower in Big Chill analogy. It served its purpose well here, I'd say. Those Fackelmayers were up to no good at Lilypond and they should pay. Good thing Roxy gave them a talking to in between shooting scenes on Brothers & Sisters. #thecity
Tom Cruise believes he can move bottles and ashtrays with his mind, I pretend to believe that a stale bread wafer and cheap wine is the blood of Christ.
Tomato/Tomahto if you ask me... #tomcruise
@TheUptightMidwesterner: Naah. The ingestion of the wafer and wine is a symbolic ritual act; the act of communion with God. Rituals are what religions are built upon. Rituals, secular or religious, are necessary because that's how us humans sort ourselves out in relation to the unrelentlesly chaotic nature of Life, with a capital "L."
A ritual is a concrete physical act endowed with spiritual meaning. I fail to see the spiritual meaning behind shifting bottles and ashtrays "just to prove that you can." Then again, I'm not that familiar with the profound scholarship of Scientology. #tomcruise
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1. Even if you look stupid while stealing art, I may still want to have sex with you for reasons I can't explain.
2. Having a look of perpetual creepy, vapid psychopath plastered to your face at all times can make you look like a half-decent actress if your role is playing a perpetually creepy and vapid psychopath.
3. Being the best-looking guy on the show won't necessarily keep you there as long as Nick Zano is lurking in the background. And Nick Zano is always lurking in the background.
4. Nothing on Earth is as good without Amanda Woodward. Nothing. #melroseplace
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Really? What made this show hilarious was in part due to the songs being - well - far short of Shakespeare. They can't find anyone in New York to help them write parodies of bad songs / scripts? #flightoftheconchords
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Tomato/Tomahto if you ask me... #tomcruise
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A ritual is a concrete physical act endowed with spiritual meaning. I fail to see the spiritual meaning behind shifting bottles and ashtrays "just to prove that you can." Then again, I'm not that familiar with the profound scholarship of Scientology. #tomcruise
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