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more about #defamer PandoraSpocks: Some comedian used to tell a joke about the Texas judge who asked a murder defendant how he pleaded and the guy says "Your honor, I'm guilty, but we t... more » jasonelias: You know, I don't know why Charlie Sheen still has a career. He's just not that funny as a comedic actor. He (and that cast exodus) pretty much destro... more » Dot: Please tell me this means they'll remove that horrid show he's in. Every time I don't change the channel fast enough, I get PTSD. more » CrayonSmoothie: Pfft. Just a poor man's Tom Sizemore. more » pureblarney: Foster, you read Redwall, you nerd. And yes, chicks dig Charlie Sheen circa 1985, back when he was still the youngest, hottest graduate of the Martin... more » AlexSea: oh 'avatard', that's clever! i saw you used that earlier too! #gawker,circa7thgrade more » NoodlePress: That TMZ article says the 911 call came in at 8:45 am on Christmas. And they had both been drinking, and she was legally over-the-limit. Who gets hamm... more » Mo MoDo: 2.5 Men is filler between How I Met Your Mother and Big Bang Theory comes on. more » TheSometimesWhy: Only in the most nepotistic business in a world predicated on nepotism does this human oil slick have a shot. And then another shot. And then anothe... more » IpsoFacto: Hopefully, this incident puts the wheels in motion for the cancellation of that horrid show. Dontcha think its kinda weird that Chris Brown's career ... more » Island of Misfit Toys: My father and step-mother watch Two and a Half Men. They DVR it. I've been stuck over there when they replay it. It's painfully stupid. And they l... more » Trai_Dep: I'm so glad Teh Gays of California were blocked from legal marriage so that the institution was protected for guys like this. more » Le_Horla: I will admit right now that I watch Two and Half Man. I even watch reruns on weekend. I can't explain it. I think that the character he plays on THM i... more » sweet_communist: I never thought I'd see a Redwall reference on Gawker. It makes me a little nervous. more » Airvault: I wish I could give him and the rest of career a pass for this scene alone. more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Charlie bites our finger and never stops. more » CrayonSmoothie: 3. I'm thinking Queen Latifah for this one. more » NotChoinski: 1 - Sarah, Todd, and Jesus Christ 2 - Jillian Reynolds, because I hate her 3 - Lady Gaga, to Zoroastrianism. more » WalterPater: 1. Jackman, his beard and his boyfriend. 3. Mariah. more » ClockOnTheStove: 4. What two talented A-list bloggers are returning to Gawker? more » -
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What Famous Couple Will Spend Christmas with Their Third Partner?
It looks like this household doesn't need the Big Love DVD underneath the tree, they have polygamy down. One star may not be celebrating Jesus for much longer if she joins Scientology, and this reality star is a real Grinch. More » -
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Which Actress Gave Her Secret Santa a Bag of Blow?
Talk about having a white Christmas. Another actress expects to get engaged on the 25th, even though her man has a serious boyfriend, and a singer is spreading the holiday cheer and the dough. Ho, ho, ho! More » -
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Which Actress Wants Her Contractually Obligated Boyfriend to Propose
This leading lady likes publicity so much, she wants to put a ring on it. At least she's not so cheap she won't buy her own stuff, like this other star. Nothing comes for free, not even gossip. More » -
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Which American Idol Is Now Selling Herself for Drugs?
Simon will be pissed! It's worse than an actress and her sister who both had abortions after getting impregnated by the same dude and a star who spends the holiday with his boyfriend, not his famous wife. Happy holidays, people! More » -
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Which Actor's Secret Gay Boyfriend Is a Tabloid Staple?
Not only does this celeb like his boys skinny, he loves a side of scandal too. This actress can't get the paps to care about her engagement and a new famous mommy is down in the dumps. Drama, drama, drama. More » -
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Which Kinky Hollywood Bad Boy Is on the Verge of Divorce?
His wife can't take the drinking and drugs or his infidelity, but she can take his money. A actor's elaborate toupees, a couple's doomed relationship, and an actor who claims he didn't sleep with his sister-in-law all have it better. More » -
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Which Actor Is Waging the War on Christmas?
Hollywood is trying to ruin Jesus' Birthday for America, like this actor who told kids there is no Santa. Not as awesome as a dirty photographer or a rapper trying to patent a sex move, but still a cool move. More » -
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Which Actor Likes to Invite Both Men and Women Home for Threeways?
This guy uses his celeb girlfriend as a pimp. She brings home tricks for ménages à trois, and he dates them. He looks even more the cad next to a generous actress and comedian. There's still good in the world. More » -
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Which Comedian Can't Go on without His Botox?
When your girlfriend makes you get Botox, you do it to get laid. If you keep going back, then you're vain. Also checking the mirror, dueling pop divas, a closeted reality star, and a coked-up actress. Time for your shot! More » -
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Which Reality Star Is Telling Everyone a Twilight Actor Has a Small Wang?
It's one thing to kiss and tell, but don't go around blabbing about an ex's endowment. Also shameless, a celeb who can't keep his affairs out of the tabloids and a binge-eating actress. It's enough to make you go limp. More » -
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Which Famous Singer Is the Lesbian Tiger Woods?
Yes, she is apparently also into ladies that look like the day crew at Scores. An A-list star is looking to hire a famous girlfriend and this movie duo can't get along. Who is it? Cat got your tongue? More » -
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Which Singer Got out of Scientology Alive?
Not only did she leave, but she's on a YouTube crusade against them. Better than wasting her time telling the same drug-fueled joke over and over or having a messy affair. Those two celebs joined the cult of no personality. More » -
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Which Oscar Winner Turns Gay When Drunk and Stoned?
Some things are best when they remain hidden, like one actor's substance-abuse problems and romantic inclinations. He and a barely-covered actress, a closeted actor, and a fame-craving lady could learn a lesson in discretion from this broken-up-but-pretending-to-be-together couple. Guess away! More » -
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Which Actor Is Dating a Gay Hooker?
It's one thing to patronize one of the world's oldest professionals, but they are not the guys you marry—especially if you're closeted. Other rules: don't cheat on your wife, don't tattoo anyone's name on your body. Class dismissed. More » -
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Which Celebrity Has Been Having All Sorts of Affairs?
In the most shockingly easy item ever, this star has been diddling club hostesses and waitresses. Who could it be? Also, the return of Coke Mom and another old gem about keeping it in the family. Blind items are fun! More » -
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Which Singer Laughs at the Handicapped?
'Tis the season for giving, but not for this country star who picked on a wheelchair-bound fan or a celeb babymomma who is looking for charity. Along with a frisky Oscar winner and a role-playing actor, everyone needs some help. More » -
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Which Actress Wears a Wig in Bed?
Nothing destroys a fantasy faster than when a woman removes her wig. Just ask this actress. Also ruining the illusion are an actress who's mean to her kid's teacher and a very jealous actor. We couldn't dream these up! More » -
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Which Actress Got an Eating Disorder While Competing for a Role?
This actress started barfing up her meals to get skinnier than another starlet for a job. Now she can't stop! Also on a tear, a drug-using, dominatrix-loving athlete and a couple of closeted actors. It's enough to make you puke. More » -
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Which Celeb Serves Drugs for Thanksgiving Dinner?
Between our high-flying Julia Child, a celeb couple that invites the mistress over for the main meal, and a Twilight star lying about being a Native America, we're serving up a whole bunch of turkeys this morning. Gooble, gooble. More » -
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Which Celeb Couple Is the Ultimate Hollywood Beard?
It's a trick as old as Rock Hudson: make the gay star date a hot starlet so no one knows his secret. That's about as crazy as an actress who had her boobs done four times. Put it to rest! More »

