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more about #defamer more comments → bodegacat: They didn't consult Greengrass in hiring a new writer for his movie? What imbecile made that decision? Directors' egos are assuaged all the time wit... more » jackbarber: Gawker -- where are you finding all these writers who hate pop culture? Answers inline: * Why would a director as talented as Greengrass even w... more » TedSez: I like these movies, but it's hard to imagine they're as expensive as other action flicks. Character actors, European locations, small-car chases.... ... more » MisterHippity: "Mr. Feder, you sure do ask a lot of stupid questions for a guy from New Jersey." more » MisterHippity: In the Bourne series, Damon is irreplaceable. Greengrass is not. more » snugbug: "..Greengrass, one of the contemporary cinema's most celebrated directors.."?! Aside from his twin Bourne entries, he made only two other movies. Gra... more » BadUncle: I'm more concerned with how this will affect future porn interpretations of the Bourne franchise. more » Swifter: They're all going to work for the Treadstone Corporation. more » unclevanya: Nikki Finke must be sleeping off a turkey hangover. more » heywhat: For #2, what substance could he have been taking for performance anxiety that would be controversial? more » Aatom: 4. Famous Author Rob Byrnes. more » BowlingForDollars: I would rather watch a test pattern. Seriously. I would. more » Airvault: This is all my fault. I passed out watching the six o'clock news and left my box tuned to NBC. This calls for another round of self-flagellation. more » DennyCrane: I can't imagine Jay being overly happy with this situation. Steering a ship that's going nowhere while watching Conan struggle to get his head above w... more » MissNormaDesmond: This is the TV ratings equivalent of global warming skepticism. more » -
#scandal
Mary-Louise Parker, Man Thief?
Gossip types are absolutely atwitter over the news that Weeds star Mary-Louise Parker has a new boyfriend, singer Charlie Mars. But not everyone's celebrating. In an email entitled "Cougar Goes Too Far," one irate tipster claims Parker's a man-stealing tart. More » -
#traderoundup
Everything Un-Ravaged, Everthing Un-Burned in Hollywood
Three picture deals, reunions, prequels, and the secret ingredient to box office success have all been revealed! Like a fresh patch of skin that emerges after a viscous sunburn, this last week of July has some rejuvenating news from Hollywood. More » -
#traderoundup
Hollywood's Sleepy Eyed Men Ruin Everything!
Paul Giamatti ruined Twilight. Director Paul Haggis inexplicably continues to get work. The Watchmen ruins Nic Cage's DVD's dominance. Howard Zinn ruins Matt Damon or vice-versa. More » -
#watchmen
Zack Snyder Promises Giant, 'Hardcore' Blue Wang In Uncut 'Watchmen'
One of our tipsters just wrote in with more information on Billy Crudup's blue Watchmen wang—and for as impressed as he was, director Zack Snyder says there's more where that came from. More » -
#watchmen
'Watchmen' Review Answers Burning Question About Blue Wang Screen Time
As some mixed, early reviews leak out, the debate about Watchmen's fidelity to its source novel continues to rage. That's all well and good, but we just want to know about Billy Crudup's blue wang. More » -
#marketing
Billy Crudup's Blue Wang Now Replicable With 'Watchmen' Condoms
Is Watchmen fever producing a tingly sensation in you? Then you may have an STD, brother! If only you'd slipped on the film's newest tie-in: a Crudup-emulating, cerulean rubber. Click to enlarge (ahem). [Robot 6] -
#watchmen
'Watchmen' Viral Video Reimagines An America Blessed by Billy Crudup's Blue Wang
Watchmen is a movie full of "what ifs," like, "What if Larry Gordon hadn't been a total dope?" and "What if American history was retold through the perspective of Billy Crudup's nuclear penis?" More » -
