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more about #defamer ClockOnTheStove: Minneapolis checking in. It's snowing; it's beautiful. Eff the haters. more » Matt Cherette: If there is a storm on Monday morning, I am going to cut a bitch. There is no way in HELL I'm not making it to NY. more » Banjo-Sea Kitten: Glad I'm not in downtown lavender right now. more » Lysergic Asset: So sorry for all of those affected by this! (Watch the global warming deniers come crawling out from under the snowplows.) more » Steverino Begins: As With Everything Else She Does, Singer Works A Little Too Hard for a "Hot Then You're Cold" Photo Caption more » Steverino Begins: Singer Finds Herself Clothed For the First Time in 3 Years, Makes Most Of It more » lobstr: How about what kicked off the decade, the very fake y2k bug bullshit... more » DeadliestSin: When I posted in the thanksgiving one, I mentioned that we had just found out that my mom had an incurable brain tumor. Fast forward a few weeks, and ... more » drunkexpatwriter: Fuck. I didn't realize you were going to do a Christmas one so I submitted my best Christmas story as my third Thanksgiving entry (though I did indica... more » RollsRoyceRevenge: Dear friends of mine had decided to hold a lavish dinner before attending a Christmas charity ball with 30 or so of their close friends, myself counte... more » crunkjuice: Last year, I spent Christmas with my then-boyfriend in Germany. At the time, he was on deployment to a country with which we are not at war, so we me... more » oscarfactor001: It was always fun coming back from college for Chrsitmas and in the early 80s, you could fly from Indianapolis to LaGuardia for less than 100 bucks on... more » karen.biscopink: We need "Fake Writer: JT LeRoy" on here. more » BettyCrocker: A Merry Christmas outing, and we didn’t go anywhere! Yet, I jingled all the way. Christmas 1984, and your young Crocker was but a young pup of 17.... more » cupcakes: Horror story in progress-- On Friday my natural gas is off (ie, the stove). On Saturday, when it's still not back on, I call the super who tells me... more » BTrouble: My asshole ex's enormous and extended family had a higher than usual number of people suffering from varying forms of addiction and/or undiagnosed men... more » dearheart: 2 years ago: My brother had shot himself in early November, which made Thanksgiving pretty sucky. (Understatement.) But it wasn't as small or intimat... more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Would just like to take this opportunity to tell Ekaterina Gordeeva to fuck off, and wish her a christmas from hell. Wait, that didn't come out right... more » contradicto: This is not really a horror story, more like an extremely regrettable experience. We don't really do anything with my family on Christmas Day, so by ... more » CumaeanSibyl: Ah, The Secret. Possibly my favorite awful philosophy of the decade. Not only will good things happen if you wish on a star, but if bad things happen,... more » -
#ironman2
Spoiler Filled Stills From Iron Man 2: What's Happening To Tony?
Last night the first ever trailer for Iron Man 2 was released, and it is jam-packed with spoilery goodies. Here's a shot-by-shot break down of what we noticed. [io9] -
#imageconscious
Photoshop Of Horrors Hall Of Shame, 2000-2009
Slimmed thighs, whittled waists, smoothed skin: Digitally altered women were de rigueur in the 00s. There were many, many Photoshop Of Horrors images to choose from, but these are the 15 most egregious examples of image retouching in this decade. [Jezebel] -
#filmschooled
After Precious: Does Hollywood Have A Place For Gabby Sidibe?
"I think people look at me and don't expect much," Precious star Gabourey "Gabby" Sidibe has said, "Even though I expect a whole lot." Rapturous reviews testify to Sidibe's prodigious acting skills. But what should we expect from Hollywood? [Jezebel] -
#coverlies
Going Vogue: Anna Wintour Meets Alaskan Winter
Question: What do Sarah Palin's new book and Vogue magazine have in common? Answer: Both are glossy, insubstantial, and full of lies. [Jezebel] -
#pullquote
Michael Lewis —
expressing disbelief at the studio system that rushes to turn The Blind Side into a schmaltzy Sandra Bullock vehicle but will never, ever make a movie of his seminal Wall St. book Liar's Poker, to New York's Vulture. -
#pullquote
Frank Beddor —
screenwriter, revealing the pitch he used to convince Ridley Scott, director of Blade Runner and Alien, to direct the board-game movie Monopoly, to the Los Angeles Times. Read the rest and weep, Silver Lake. -
#filmschooled
Latex, Sex & A Burning Sensation: An Analysis Of Lady Gaga's New Vid
Oh. My. God. I love the "Bad Romance" video so hard. And I love it even more now that I've broken it down frame-by-frame and discovered the underlying themes and hidden meanings. Let's begin: [Jezebel] -
#scientology
Tom Cruise Controls Books and Bottles with His Mind
Tom Cruise! He is so crazy, what with the Scientology madness. It's been so long since we heard examples of his craziness. Thank god there is a new tell-all book! In which Tom Cruise controls inanimate objects, with brainwaves. More » -
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#illegalaliens
V as an Alien Allegory Attack Against Barack Obama
ABC's new sci-fi series V kicks off tonight. It concerns a charismatic leader who comes out of nowhere promising a bright future and a better life for all Americans. Is that leader Barack Obama or is it a space lizard? More » -
#advertising
Someone Patented Product Placement in TV Shows
It's hard to believe that there is actually an inventor of product placement; like swine flu, it always seemed just nature's dark side. But someone thinks he did in fact invent it and is willing to sue to prove it. More » -
#getmerewrite
Why Nikki Finke Never Makes a Mistake
Part of Deadline Hollywood blogger Nikki Finke's pose as the only real journalist in Hollywood is her claim that everyone else just conveys spin, while she offers the truth. But her "truth" has a habit of changing. More » -
#photogallery
What Does Arianna Huffington Really Look Like?
The Huffington Post has brought back its old trick of posting embarrassingly high-resolution photos of celebrities, Portfolio.com notes, to much controversy. HuffPo defends its pics as "playful spin on our... fascination with celebrity images." OK, let's "play." With your founder. More » -
#moviecars
New Red Dawn Movie Blows Detroit Away!
The Chinese-infused Red Dawn re-make's beenblowing crap upfilming this week in Detroit. The city's an awesome place for making a movie. Just ask Michael Bay. He's beenblowing crap upfilming in Detroit for years. Set pictures below. [Jalopnik] -
#twitter
British Twitter Lord's Email Slip
Actor Stephen Fry, the Oprah Winfrey of British Twitterers, accidentally tweeted his personal email address and is reportedly besieged with unsolicited e-mails. Oh, hell's teeth. Arse, poo and widdle! -
#policecars
Ten Best Chevy Caprice Movie Cop Cars
In honor of the return of the Chevy Caprice police car, and because it's one of the most ubiquitous film cop cars of the 1980s and 1990s, we've put together the ten best criminal-chasing, car-smashing Caprice police movie cars below. [Jalopnik] -
#letterman
Assistant in Question Gets Place of Honor in Late Show Staff Photo
In the photo above of the Late Show staff taken in August of this year features the assistant of the moment, Stephanie Birkitt standing front and center. More » -
#crisisonpolanskistreet
Day Three: All Outraged Roads Lead to Roman
One thing is for sure, where ever you stand on the Roman Polanski case, you are angry today. Fingers are pointing; names are being called. And we're just getting warmed up. Here's your day in Polanski: More » -
#arrests
Director Roman Polanski Arrested in Switzerland After 31 Years on the Lam
Roman Polanski—the Academy Award-winning director of Chinatown, The Pianist, and Rosemary's Baby—was arrested during a raid on his hotel in Switzerland last night. He was running from American authorities for a 1978 warrant issued after a statutory-rape conviction. More » -
#funerals
Michael Jackson Burial Solemn, But Still a Spectacle
70 days after his death, Michael Jackson has finally been laid to rest. At once somber and extravagant, the event boasted sorrowful celebrities, a fleet of limousines, ushers dressed as cadets and even a conclusion of sorts. More » -
#celebrityscience
Fat or Thin, Mary-Kate Just Can't Win
Remember the prolonged outrage-masked-as-concern over Mary-Kate Olsen's shrinking body? Well, it's back, but this time its directed toward her fleshy frame. What's the poor thing gotta do to keep the tabloids off her back? More »
