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more about #defamer more comments → heywhat: 1. Maybe Robert Downey Jr. more » manchops: You hit it on the head about the walking thing. I'd actually go so far as to argue that it's only in New York where it doesn't even occur to you not t... more » MissNormaDesmond: This is hilarious. HILARIOUS! It makes my damn day. By the way, I worked down the street from what's now their building for years, and parking at t... more » fatmonalisa: 3. This is Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr. When they hooked up last year the PR teams spun it like they were the new coupling. She was into it and he w... more » Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: I have hot tickets to her show at the Gomorrah Civic Center. more » mexiback: The girl is always doing this kinda stuff... like she's encouraged to be sexy or something. Very creepy. more » keyshape001: Who wrote this article, Mary Poppins? I def smacked my young bottom to Like a Virgin during the early 80s. My parents even took pictures of me donni... more » britneyspearstears: I was around this age when I first heard the song, "Me So Horny." I sang it for the babysitter, who replied with a very stern look and an explanation ... more » Z und Vielpunkt's chick: I googled "piven hair" and this was the first result: [news.makemeheal.com] more » Merry Magdalene: My 8 year old cousin performed an intricate and sexualized hip hop dance routine to the Black Eyed Peas' "Boom Boom Pow" at our family reunion this su... more » DennyCrane: 1) It's Charlie, not Robert. I don't think Robert was known for the expensive hooker thing as much as Charlie was. 2) Jeremy Piven 3) all of them 4) E... more » Cam/ron: Meh, my second grade classmates and I sang George Michael's "I Want Your Sex" on the school bus whenever it came on the radio. We had no idea what the... more » SexcessToxins: This wasn't really so bad. It's just a kid dancing and singing lyrics to a song that she probably doesn't understand the meaning of anyway. more » DahlELama: "Not Blake Lively" sounds like Leighton Meester and Sebastian Stan. The rest of the item, however, does not, so... Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron? It's... more » cpjones: 1. Charlie Sheen (too easy) 2. Jeremy Piven (too easy) 3. Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christenson 4. Matt Lauer 5. I dunno 6. All of them. more » -
#boxoffice
All Pixar Has Left to Do Is Become Self-Aware and Nuclear Bomb Us All
Pixar continues its eerily strong success streak with its latest picture, about a floating house. Terminator is in trouble, while the Ben Stiller bubble has yet to pop. It probably never will. More » -
#lookalikes
Ben Stiller Ripped Off That Joaquin Phoenix Impression
Ben Stiller reportedly flipped out over his Oscar script the day before this year's show. But the Joaquin Phoenix impersonation he came up with as a replacement was hardly original. More » -
#traderoundup
'Candy Land' To Seduce Your Children Like Sugarcoated Crack
· Tropic Thunder writer Etan Cohen will pen Universal's adaptation of Hasbro's Candy Land, with Enchanted's Kevin Lima set to direct. This will probably wind up matching Enchanted's tone of grownup-servicing kiddie-nip: More » -
#badideas
Reese Witherspoon Postpones Participation in Unofficial 'Joe Versus the Volcano' Remake
First, the good news: Reese Witherspoon has confirmed the postponement of the Cameron Crowe film that would have paired her with Ben Stiller in a supernatural romantic comedy about volcanoes and human sacrifice. -


