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more about #defamer CrayonSmoothie: 3. I'm thinking Queen Latifah for this one. more » NotChoinski: 1 - Sarah, Todd, and Jesus Christ 2 - Jillian Reynolds, because I hate her 3 - Lady Gaga, to Zoroastrianism. more » WalterPater: 1. Jackman, his beard and his boyfriend. 3. Mariah. more » ClockOnTheStove: 4. What two talented A-list bloggers are returning to Gawker? more » Island of Misfit Toys: 1. The Travoltas 2. Kathy Griffin 3. J. Lo more » NoelleBlue: Jordin Sparks for 3? more » siarna: 1. Will and Jada. 3. Christina Aguilera. more » ArmCandy: 1. Sigh. Invite me over, Hugh Jackman. 2. What is a Real reality star? 3. Sounds like Jessica Simpson, but wasn't Papa Joe a pastor? I'll go with JLo. more » DennyCrane: 2 smells like New York to me. more » econdave: 3. Shakira, Shakira. more » TNT Freckles McGee: #3 JLo? more » TheSometimesWhy: The best way for people to understand this man is by remembering that Napoleon Bonaparte had a Chris Albrecht complex over two hundred years before it... more » heywhat: I remember right after he kicked his now wife then girlfriend's ass, none other than Ari Emanuel wrote an article on the Huffington Post singing this ... more » PaisleyPajamas: I was gonna add Starz in 2010 to catch this show, but now I'd just be creeped out by the violence. more » SidAndFinancy: Paging Governor Monserrate .... more » forwardmotion: Look! It's Mr. Smithers more » shostakobitch: Too bad Chris Brown is a singing idiot and not a glowering old asswipe in a suit. more » fatmonalisa: 1. I sort of think this is Jessica Szohr. The other people on Gossip Girl have kids and Taylor Momsen could also be considered a "child" more » pumpkinsoup: Item #3 was solved and attributed to Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman according to this news item posted to BlindGossip.com. [blindgossip.com] more » Ack: 2. Totally Zellweger/Cooper. 3. I want to say Chris Martin, though I think Keith Urban or Brad Paisley are better guesses. more » -
#stalkers
Hollywood's Spooky Stalker Week Continues: Timberlake, Seacrest, and Cyrus
Celebrities deal with all kinds of ghouls: fans, paparazzi, tabloid media (Hi!), D-Listers, agents, etc. But the spookiest? Stalkers. Certifiable crazies who can't get enough of you. Literally. Everyone's got one lately: JT, Ryan Seacrest, Miley Cyrus, and...Bret Easton Ellis? More » -
#thisisit
Joe Jackson Assists Michael Jackson's Posthumous Valuation: "He's Worth More Dead Than Alive"
And you think your parents are bad? This Is It comes out this weekend. To celebrate, Joe Jackson isn't remembering his son's life. He's telling Extra that Michael Jackson's worth more dead than he is alive. More » -
#traderoundup
Your Zac Efron Dreams Are About to Get Thrilling
Some strange casting decisions plague us today, while others intrigue us. Also, MTV ponders a terrible idea, AMC picks up an interesting show, and everyone watched Jon & Kate Plus Hate. More » -
#opencaption
Actress Gets Same Strange Expression Every Time She Thinks About Hounddog
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#unfitness
Gwyneth Paltrow's Celeb Trainer: Financial Charlatan
Indianapolis Monthly has a very long and very sordid piece about the many financial foibles of Tracy Anderson, celebrity trainer to Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna. [Jezebel] -
#gawkerstalker
Courtney Love Battles Daughter At Chateau Marmont
A tipster sent in a report involving Courtney Love having some kind of "verbal battle" with daughter Frances Bean Cobain at Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles. Cobain apparently wants her own room, to shut out her relentlessly undermining mom. More » -
#opencaption
Toes to Toes Your Nose Is In It, Nose to Nose Your Toes Are In It
[Christina Ricci and her enormous fiance in Los Angeles yesterday; image via Bauer-Griffin] -
#opencaption
Oh No, She's Talking to Her Imaginary Twin Sister Again
[Troubled actress Lindley Lorimer in Maui, Hawaii today; image via Bauer-Griffin] -
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#celebrityepidemiology
Heidi and Spencer, Snout and About
Capping the disaster that is the Heidi Montag/Spencer Pratt wedding, the plastic Hills couple had to wear oh-so-romantic face masks during their Cabo San Lucas "pre honeymoon." More » -
#opencaption
Aniston Gets Package from (Nearly) Wed-Ex
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#traderoundup
Fighting, F-cking, Death, and Debra Messing
Mark Wahlberg finally gets to fight. Jenny Bicks is a writer you should be jealous of. People love a good real-life murder mystery, whether it's set in Aruba or Colorado. And they love Debra Messing too. More » -
#opencaption
Grey's Anomie
["Grey's Anatomy" actress Katherine Heigl taking a break from filming her new movie in France; image via Bauer-Griffin] More » -
#opencaption
"When I See You, Fries, It Makes Me Smile."
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#beforeandafter
Scarlett Johansson Deflates
Scarlett Johansson complained about the "rigid diet" she's on when she showed up "very slim" to a London film party Tuesday, says Page Six's source. The starlet does seem streamlined.
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#opencaption
"Oh... Um... Cool. But I Really Just Wanted Directions."
[Hey, it's that kid from Twilight, you know... the wolf one. So there's that. Vancouver. Huh. Image via Bauer-Griffin] -
#opencaption
"Is This the Line for the Space Launch?"
[Audrina Patridge of "The Hills" at LAX today; image via Bauer-Griffin] -
#opencaption
Hoofing It
[Robert Pattinson, the Twilight star who Tina Fey mistook for the Devil, runs away in LA; image via Bauer-Griffin] -
#opencaption
"Bad News - It's Starting to Fall Out, Boy."
[Former pop idol Pete Wentz gets his hair did in Beverly Hills; image via Bauer-Griffin] More » -
#vacationphotos
Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell Attempt To Recapture the Island Magic
After yesterday's fleshy collection of Steve Martin/Martin Short beach photos, we were feeling charitable toward seaside man-duos (we are not going to say "bromance"...we're just not.) Then, Ryan Seacrest came along. More » -
#courtneylove
Courtney Love is Keeping Up with the Kardashians' Hate Crimes
Perhaps looking to shore up her gay bona fides after the "No, I voted Yes on 8" debacle, Courtney Love has broken her vow of blogging silence to report a Kardashian-fueled gay bashing.
