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#awards
Shocking Upset in Hollywood's Most Despised Boss Awards
If Hollywood were a high school then it would pretty much be exactly like Hollywood, right down to the Most Popular awards, named today by the Hollywood Temp Diaries blog, with the annoucement of their coveted 2009 Brown List. More » -
#emmys
Really? Fucking Family Guy?!
So the Emmy nominations were announced this morning and mostly they were surprise-less. Nothing for the well-deserving Big Love actors, another nod for Tony goddamned Shaloub, and Family Guy in Best Comedy. Wait, what?? Family Guy? How did this happen?
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#beautifulawards
3 Ways the Academy Needs To Fix the Foreign-Film Oscar
Shocked that Departures beat out presumed favorites Waltz With Bashir and The Class for the foreign-film category? It's just the latest example of the bizarre rules that govern that Oscar niche. Can it be fixed? More » -
#apologies
Apologetic Nate Silver Throws Statistics Under The Oscars Bus
Penélope Cruz's Oscar victory may have been a great moment for Spain, but it was a terrible tragedy for America because it has forced statistician Nate Silver to break up with his greatest love: numbers. More » -
#shortends
Drunkenness, Nakedness Sadly Not In Hugh Jackman's Oscar Rehearsal
· After his shameless tease earlier today, Hugh Jackman appears in a new rehearsal video pledging class, dignity and pride in his Oscar-hosting duties. Color us crushed. [via The Hot Blog] More » -
#defameranalysis
How Accurate Is The Leaked Oscar-Winner List?
As expected, the Academy steadfastly denies the legitimacy of that list of "leaked Oscar winners" currently making the rounds. But after rigorous analysis in Defamer's Oscarology Labs, we've authenticated much more than you'd think. More » -
#oscars
Major Oscar Surprise Leaked by Show's Host
Of all the possible Oscars surprises, the one most obvious—that Hugh Jackman will perform the show completely naked, his mind fizzily distracted by multiple Champagne cocktails on an empty stomach—never even occurred to us. More » -
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#oscars
Former Super Bowl Director To Enliven Oscars With More Tackles, Bone-Crushing Hits
In what must be the last of the worst-guarded Top Secrets in Oscardom, we're learning a little more today about the show's new strategy behind the camera. Hint: The Academy is sending the blitz! More » -
#oscars
A Note About This Sunday's Oscars Liveblog and Tailgate Party
We'll be liveblogging the Oscars Sunday, at 5p.m. PST. Stake your spots early: You're going to want the best sight lines possible as we obsessively chronicle every Ledger-family chokehold, Swarovksi-curtain blinding, and big band speech-interruption. -
#oscars
Today In Oscar Hell: Sir Laurence Olivier's Acceptance-Speech Master Class
· Sure, you'll only have 45 seconds. But when you do finally get your Oscar, we'd appreciate a speech with even half the sincere class of Sir Laurence Olivier's 1979 lifetime-achievement award acceptance. [via HE] More » -
#oscars
Oscar Tug-Of-War Pits Ledger Versus Ledger
Kim Ledger had plenty to do yesterday on his long flight to the Oscars, starting with an acceptance speech no one quite expected him to deliver on behalf of his son Heath. More » -
#oscars
Oscar Threat Level Elevated As Kate Winslet Pressured By Underdog
Polls may be closed, but theories persist — crackpot and otherwise — about certain favorites' stability in their respective categories. Kate Winslet might be among those with reason to worry. More » -
#oscars
'Slumdog' Wins Mumbai Street Equivalent Of Best Picture
Everyone knows what a couple of angry parents and Indian social activists think about Slumdog Millionaire's march on the Oscars. But if a five-person, man-on-the street sampling is to be believed, Mumbai wants a victory. More » -
#oscars
Tyler Perry, 'Synecdoche' Among Big Winners At The Perfect World Oscars
Now that Mickey Rourke's date drama is resolved, our hopes for a spontaneous, surprising Oscars are all but dead. But in some parallel universe, viewers may yet get the awardscast we dream of: More » -
#oscars
Today In Oscar Hell: Crash These Parties!
· There's good news and bad news about this weekend's marathon of Oscar parties. The good news first: Nikki Finke has a sweepingly comprehensive list of those we expect you to crash. Godspeed! More » -
#oscars
Kate Winslet Hopes Oscar Can Vault Her Into Upper, Non-Nude Echelon Of Actresses
Sure, all but one of this year's Oscar-nominated actresses have done nude scenes during their career (there's still time, Viola Davis!), but the frequently-bare Kate Winslet is hoping that the topless buck stops here. More » -
#oscars
Daughter getting Heath Ledger's Oscar — when she's 18. [THR]
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#oscars
Today In Oscar Hell: Zac Efron To Singlehandedly Save The Academy Awards
· E! reports that Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens will be among the performers to help nurture this year's Oscar renaissance, hopefully teaming for a Best Picture reenactment of Slumdog Millionaire's romantic latrine-escape sequence. More » -
#suspense
Mickey Rourke Settles On Least Interesting Oscar Date Possible
The death of Mickey Rourke's chihuahua, Loki, continues to reverberate today, as the actor has finally announced his replacement Oscar date (and hinted that he may be pulling out of Iron Man 2). More »
