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#recaps
The Hills: A Comic Book Adventure in Las Vegas
On The Hills, nothing ever happens, but the plot still unfolds. It's like reading one of those serialized comics in the funny pages. Now you can see exactly what we mean, because we made our own.
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#recaps
The Hills: Later, The Same Day...
Nothing ever seems to happen on The Hills, yet the plot still progresses. It's like another masterpiece of serialized fiction: Apartment 3G. Ever wonder what this show would look like as a comic strip?
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#twittering
Hollywood Invents Celebrity Twittering for Dollars
When show business spots a corner of public consciousness not colonized by product placement and paid endorsements, its experts spring to work to take care of that. More » -
#recaps
The Hills: Trolls, Ogres, and Scary Godmothers
Heidi got some puppies for her birthday, but that's not enough. She has her prop neighbor child over to try to convince Spencer it's time to have kids. We know she's not ready, but she's already practicing by telling stories. More » -
#recaps
The Hills: Birthday Party Massacre
Heidi Montag can't just have any old birthday party, she has to have an extravaganza in her glass coffin and invite all the dueling princesses to come. Drama ensues. But even more exciting than the party is the preparation. More » -
#recaps
The Hills: Text and Subtext
It happened to Paris Hilton, and now Justin Bobby's cell phone has been hacked! The internet was abuzz today with all of the text messages he's been sending. We have the full transcript and a video! More » -
#recaps
The Hills: The Island of Misfit Sex Toys
What would it be like to live in a world where you are the only person with a job? Stacie The Bartender gave us a page of her diary so we could live vicariously through her. More » -
#thehills
The Hills Will Be Crushed by The City's Brilliance
The Hills are on fire! Everyone is talking about last night's sixth season premiere, but it looks like Lauren Conrad leaving has doomed the show. Know what, who cares? The City is a million times better, anyway. More » -
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#realitychronicles
Changes Rocking The Hills Threaten to Shatter Reality/Un-Reality Continum
In news that has rocked fake-Hollywood, Audrina Patridge announced today she is leaving MTV's quasi-reality show The Hills sending industry analysts into coma-like stupors attempting to figure out what this means, or if it means anything. More » -
#traderoundup
When TV Stars Ruled the Earth
Cannibals will soon roam the earth, as will comedians. Jennifer Aniston and dogs are Mother Nature's favorite creations. Audrina Patridge will never, ever die. Your in-town-for-pilot-season friend will never, ever leave. More » -
#opencaption
"Is This the Line for the Space Launch?"
[Audrina Patridge of "The Hills" at LAX today; image via Bauer-Griffin]
