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#thinner
Hollywood's Cracking Ego Economy
So Jennifer Aniston spent £40,000 on a haircut. More accurately, Fox paid for it. These celebrity extravagances makes the Hollywood ecosystem run, but with the economy crumbling, they are beginning to ask why. More » -
#trends
The Rise of Slumdog Poverty Porn
Holy hell are the Mumbai slums a miserable place. That's the important lesson we learned when we watched thedocumentaryfairy tale Slumdog Millionaire. And now we'd like to fetishize the film's young stars. More » -
#guilt
Thanks For Letting Us Use You, Slumdog Kids, Here Are Some Houses
Oscar-winner Slumdog Millionaire depicts children dwelling in the utmost of impoverished hellscapes. The film used actual slum kids, but don't worry they weren't exploited! Cuz they're totally getting houses now! They'll be just fine.
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#gallery
The Oscar Parties You'll Never Be Invited To
While you sat on the couch bleary-eyed and stunned that you lost your Oscar pool, the rich and famous schmoozed and drank til dawn. To share the experience, we have a gallery for you. More » -
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Red Carpet Oscar Fashions
Evening! The celebrities are stumbling down the red carpet into the Kodak Theater for the Academy Awards right now. Keep checking here for updates on all the fashionz. Also, someone please smack Ben Lyons. More » -
