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Switch-Hitter Anne Heche Goes To Bat for 'Hung'
· Anne Heche will play the ex-wife of Ray, the anatomically superendowed protagonist of Hung. She replaces Kristin Bauer, last seen being escorted away in a wheelchair, dead-eyed and repeating, "The diameter...the diameter..." [THR] More »
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By SethComment by OldTowneTavern: Bruce Robinson would be the cult fave director, yes? No name was mentioned. I understand, 8:51 am is... 1 Responses | Other threads
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Ashton Kutcher's 'Spread': The Plight Of The Los Angeles Asshole
Spread—in which Ashton Kutcher graphically screws his way to the middle in Hollywood—is surely one of the most commercial films at Sundance this year. It is also like Shampoo, but for awful people. More » -
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Anne Heche's Ex-Husband Needs You To Give Her A Job
As we touched upon briefly on our way out the door last night, actress Anne Heche, whose ugly divorce and custody battle last year aired out all manner of crazy-scented laundry, was back in court to argue that since the cancellation of her ABC series Men In Trees (hey Heche fans: where's the nut-delivery campaign for that one?), she no longer had the financial means to make the $15,000-a-month in emasculatory alimony payments to ex-husband, Coley Lafoon. People.com reports: More »
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By SethComment by Tattertotter: Loved her in Volcano when she shoved the poor love-sick lesbian into the fissure and was swallowed by the underground... more » | Other threads
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New Jay Mohr Sitcom Funnier Than Tourette's Humor
· Here's your first glimpse at Jay Mohr's new CBS sitcom, Project Gary. Did that kid just say, "Tap it?" OMG! He did! LOL! [TV Week] More »
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By SethComment by Crinkelbert_Fishtybuns: I don't know, he seemed like he was trying to keep from cracking up at his own kid, which is... more » | Other threads
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View nurturer Barbara Walters quietly pulled Anne Heche aside before an audience of several million today to explain how she knew all along that her marriage to Coley Laffoon would end up in heartbreak: It's because Heche "is all heart, and I don't think you always think with your head," she explained, choosing to keep her next thought, "Probably because your head is usually preoccupied with instructions from various intergalactic beings," to herself. [People] -
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Violent Anne Heche Flare-Up Reportedly Leaves 19 Shirts Dead, Untold Pairs Of Pants Missing
One of Hollywood's pettier divorces in recent memory—that of Men in Trees star and intermittent lesbian Anne Heche from her cameraman husband Coley Laffoon—takes another childish nosedive today, with the soon-to-be-exes squabbling in court over various items of clothing, furniture, and accoutrements that have gone missing from the annoyingly designated rooms of their shared L.A. home: More »
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By SethComment by NotReadyForPrimeTime: Is she saying that the master bed never existed? They must have been sleeping on the yoga mats. ... more » | Other threads
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Anne Heche Loses Child Custody To Less Famous, Less Crazy Husband: Update
The ugly divorce and custody dispute between Anne Heche and husband Coley Laffoon (five-second primer: Anne: You pleasure yourself to pornography, subject our child to poker games, and frequent strip clubs while I'm hard at work! Coley: You're crazy.) has ended in what can only be heartbreak for the Men In Trees star, as a judge has given custody of Homer, their five-year-old son, to Laffoon: More »
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By SethComment by Hyperdulia: I heard Laffoon agreed to share custody after she threatened to "go all Fresno" on his sorry, self-diddling ass. Laugh not.... more » | Other threads
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Anne Heche Dumps Remainder Of Dirty Laundry Out Of Divorcing Couple's Bedroom Window
Anne Heche's divorce from couchhusband Coley Laffoon is only growing uglier, as the actress has now lashed back at his claims that her tenuous grip on her own sanity renders her an unfit mother. The Men in Trees star now accuses Laffoon of neglecting their son Homer, opting instead to fill his days with leisure activities and illicit keystrokes: More » -
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Anne Heche Too Crazy To Raise Our Son, But Not Too Crazy To Give Me $33k A Month, Says Ex-Husband
If the name Coley Laffoon means nothing to you, that's probably because you've not been breathlessly following the developments in the ongoing kook parade that is Anne Heche's life. Laffoon was the cameraman that turned Heche off lesbian comic dance-Nazis and brought her back into the hetero fold. Five years and one child later, Laffoon is now filing for divorce, and dragging with him all of Heche's dark, tinfoil-hat-wearing secrets as they battle over custody of their five-year-old son, Homer: More »
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By SethComment by iwantyourskull: Hi "Starter Wife" Actually, we @ L.A.M.B. do frequently gift clothing to charity and other various persons in need. We... more » | Other threads
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Anne Heche's Press Tour Personality Declares Actress Sane
TV Week's TCA blog attended the press conference for Men In Trees, a show on ABC's fall schedule starring Anne Heche as a relationship guru who swears off men, only to find herself stranded in Alaska and surrounded by the incorrigible critters! (We give it six weeks.) One brave TV critic soldier gingerly broached the subject of Heche's tinfoil-hat-wearing past: More »
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By SethComment by pseudopsych: It reminds me of that Austin Powers line, "Please allow myself to introduce...myself." Does this mean we've seen the last of... more » | Other threads
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