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more about #defamer more comments → Dave J.: CGI still just looks like CGI, no matter how good/expensive/tech-y it is. I see CGI, and I think "oh, hmm, that's CGI." I would rather watch a movie w... more » mladen: 1. Mel Brooks and Joan Rivers. 2. Meg Ryan. more » mladen: Perfect for Ebner. Not just because of the irony, but because the color's right when he's ailin'. more » NotChoinski: 1 - Portia de Rossi aand Ellen Degeneres. Straight, straight straight. 2 - Angela Lansbury von Frankenstien. more » katastic: 1. The Twilighters, obviously. There's more sexual tension between me and my blender than between those two. more » SuperBien: 1. Jenna Maroney + Tracy Jordan 2. Viola De Lesseps more » hortense: 1. Taylor Swift/Taylor Lautner? more » Island of Misfit Toys: 1. Alexander Skarsgard and Kate Bosworth more » DennyCrane: 1) Kristen and RobPatt. 2) Kate Beckinsale. more » Trulymadlyme: 1. Twilight Bitches. 2. I'm going to be crazy and just go there: Kate motherfucking Winslet. more » D2theMatthews: 1) Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen. more » BettyCrocker: 2. Beckinsale. Love her, but yeah. more » scroll_lock: 2. Demi Moore more » AngriestGeek: Um, Titanic sucked, so what's your point? more » TheSometimesWhy: Well, you've got to think that if having Stephen Lang narrate the intro to this magnum ooops!!! was the best idea the producers could come up with, th... more » -
#thecinema
The Pool Movies That Ruined a Generation's Greatest Directors
Remember the 90's? The decade when America ran out of cocaine and was forced to go to the movies instead? Some of those movies were really good! So why did those filmmakers turn out to be so disappointing? More » -
#traderoundup
When Will Cameron Diaz Be Eaten By Vampires?
Today Cannes gets a bit clearer, a comedy haus has opened, Cameron Diaz continues to invade your multiplex, another Twilight movie staggers along, and Straw Dogs gets remade. More » -
#demetrimartin
How To Go From Stand-Up To Star of An Ang Lee Movie in Two Easy Steps
It's every actor's (and visual-aid-friendly comedian's) dream: James Schamus calls you up out of the blue, and asks you to come in for a "general meeting." More » -


