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Which Costar Has Sherri Shepherd Seen Freak Out, Christian Bale-Style?
View hostess Sherri Shepherd has worked with Alec Baldwin, Tracy Morgan, and Andy Dick, among others. So which of these gentlemen was she alluding to when she said she'd witnessed some Christian Bale-sized freakouts? More »
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Andy Dick's Got The Ankle-Monitorin', Jailbait-Gropin' DUI Blues
Chicken-wingery-parking-lot-felon Andy Dick was a very special guest on The View today, where he unveiled his new court-ordered ankle monitor with a Tom Waits-esque blues ditty.
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By SethComment by Dreamdate: Three kids? I thought the guy was totally into dudes. This has ruined Christmas for me. 2 Responses | Other threads
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the dark knight
Vote Now in the High-Stakes Hollywood Joker-Alike Contest
After her latest round of plastic surgery, Joan Rivers has once again sparked concern that her postmodern facial sculpting has perhaps gone one operation too far. "My motto is, 'Better a new face coming out of an old car than an old face coming out of a new car.' Spend your money on you," the Daily Mail quotes her as saying, but clearly the stakes have soared beyond self-service satisfaction: Rivers is but the latest boldface name to join the increasingly cutthroat Joker-Alike 2008 competition, in which grinning celebrities and their psychotic celluloid doppelgangers square off for ear-to-ear supremacy. Have a closer look at the finalists — and vote for a (or nominate your own) winner after the jump. More »
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By STVComment by GoodBadNotEvil: Joan Rivers at this point appears to be of no discernable age, as timeless and terrifying as the Joker himself. 1 Responses | Other threads
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Andy Dick Will Not Stand For These Charges, Or For Peeing
And now, another installment of "You Win One, You Lose One" (Andy Dick edition)! Win: The troubled comedian, who was accused of sexual battery for pulling down a 17-year-old girl's top at a chicken joint in July, has now seen his charge downgraded to a mere assault (though he'll still face four other misdemeanor charges related to the incident). Lose: According to TMZ, the arrest report for the incident includes the following unforgettable anecdote: More »
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celebrity science
The Gawker Wasted 20
It's shaping up as a cruel summer for drunk, high or otherwise messed up celebrities trying to stay on the straight and narrow. Comedian Andy Dick was arrested this week for groping a 17-year-old's breasts while in possession of marijuana and Valium, in something of a reprise of his bust last year for doing blow in a nightclub. Actress and teen rehab veteran Drew Barrymore is now reported to have boozed her way to a breakup with actor Justin Long. Heather Locklear fled "depression and anxiety" rehab in Arizona after barely two weeks. Even a Rolling Stone, Ronnie Wood, surrendered himself to rehab again after leaving his wife for a 19-year-old cocktail waitress — and two bottles of vodka per day. Maybe all that summer daylight is pushing everyone over the edge! In any case, it's tough to keep track of who's where on the customary arc of high-profile substance abuse: embarrassment, criminality, rock-bottom desperation, rehabilitation and then either another trip around the circle or a break into the freedom of sobriety. That's why we've compiled a guide to once and future inebriated celebrities: 20 actors, singers, models and socialites who hog way more than their fair share of space in the gossip pages — and here on Gawker. We'll update and expand this list over time as a sort of encyclopedia of shame; your comments and tips are encouraged. (The arrows, by the way, indicate trends in drunkenness, so an upward arrow means getting drunker, downward means getting more sober.)
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The Spot Where Andy Dick Filled Up On Beer And Wings Before His Teen-Fondling Arrest: Revealed!
If you are anything like us, when you first learned of Andy Dick's arrest outside Buffalo Wild Wings in Murrieta early this morning, your first reaction was this: "Buffalo Wild Wings?" followed shortly thereafter by, "Murrieta?" Thankfully, this KCAL report filed from the scene of the alleged teen-fondling crime fills in all the missing pieces. SEE! The depressing cookie-cutter suburban shopping center parking lot! HEAR! The reporter describe Dick as "intoxicated" and having "urinated." THRILL! To the Buffalo Wild Wings patio furniture. We understand a portion of the proceeds from every order of a dozen garlic suicides sold tonight goes to the local Andy Dick Bike-By-Groping Victims' Network. More » -
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Andy Dick Arrested For Finger-Lickin' Fondling
Andy Dick wears many hats: substance-friendly pansexualist, loving dad, and infrequent cannibal. We can add to that list chicken-wingery-parking-lot-felon, as the comedian was arrested at 2 a.m., found allegedly fondling a teenager in a van parked outside Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant in Murrieta. From TMZ: More » -
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Andy Dick Completely Ruins Local Dog's Dinner Party
ยท The totally chill dog who threw this party is really regretting having invited Andy Dick. [TMZ] More »
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Famous People Love Them Some Arcade Fire
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, so send them in often. Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line so we don't lose them) and tell everyone about the time you saw Andy Dick sober. More » -
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Introducing Paris Simpson
· What happens when a Photoshop contest asks entrants to combine half of one celebrity's face with half of another's? You likely never sleep again. More »
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By SethComment by FairlyWicked: Momm-e-eee! No seriously, that could be my Mother. One brown eye, one blue eye, eentsy bitty talent no matter which... more » | Other threads
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Andy Dick's Paparazzi Victim Listed In Stable Condition In Cedars-Sinai Bite Unit
Comedian and provocateur-about-town Andy Dick is certainly no stranger to the consequences of failing to respect personal boundaries, having in the recent past been forcibly escorted off the Jimmy Kimmel Live set for repeatedly attempting to caress a Trump Thigh (not Donald's—but no scenario is entirely out of the realm of possibility for the lusty pansexualist), as well as having received a vigorous beat-down from an incensed Jon Lovitz, a pummeling lovingly dedicated to the memory of Phil Hartman. But when one of TMZ's camera-equipped henchmen approached Andy for comment during a rare moment of vulnerability—he had just seconds before been deemed too pants-deficient by the Guardians of the Velvet Rope stationed outside club Opera for entry—the tables upon which his harem of leggy escorts were intended to dance the night away were turned. Ignoring the fervent pleas of his skanktourage to leave the photographer alone, a mouth-foaming Dick chased his target down the Walk of Fame. It's a terrifying pursuit that was caught on tape, making it a rare and valuable resource for emergency response technicians hoping to be more prepared in the inevitable event of future Dick attacks. More »
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By SethComment by BabylonSister: Is the TMZ link really titled "Angry Dick Explodes on Photog?" Yes, it is. more » | Other threads
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Bea, Martha, Nell, And Soleil Are NBC Family
· Fast Hugs points us to this video of an all-star celebration of NBC's 60th anniversary, sure to send you off to your weekend with a song in your heart and a skip in your step. More »
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defamer
In His Own Words: Jon Lovitz On How He Pummeled Andy Dick
Earlier today, we noted Page Six's item on how Laugh Factory regular Jon Lovitz, Hollywood's unlikliest comedy vigilante, exacted vengeance upon renegade exhibitionist Andy Dick for placing Lovitz under a highly inappropriate "Phil Hartman death-hex." Shortly after the story circulated, Lovitz appeared on SNL buddy Dennis Miller's radio show to explain the events that precipitated this now-famous beatdown; while most of the details were reported by Page Six, there's nothing like hearing the man himself marvel at the discovery of his previously untapped powers of destruction: More »
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By MarkComment by Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.: @Cacafuego: Yeah, that tidbit really changes things. If I did that, I'd want someone to pound my face into a... more » | Other threads
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How Bad Did Jon Lovitz Really Beat Andy Dick?
Today's Page Six was downright Tarantinian in its descriptions of Jon Lovitz's attack on Andy Dick last week: "Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose," said the owner of the Laugh Factory. But hark! Last night, there was Andy Dick on University Place, right by Washington Square Park, says a spy. SO HOW WAS HIS MANGLED FACE? "It looked fine, actually," reports the Dick-watcher. "I was just reading that bit of gossip and wondering why he didn't have a bruised face myself. I'm positive it was him though." Hmm. Maybe Andy Dick is a mutant with super-fast face-healing powers? "This all makes spotting Andy Dick a lot more interesting than it would otherwise be, frankly," said our gawker. Apparently Jon Lovitz doesn't have a MySpace or whatever so we won't find out the truth for a while. -
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Jon Lovitz vs. Andy Dick: The Laugh Factory Beat-Down
It seemed inevitable that Andy Dick, notorious crosser of personal boundaries, public stroker of real-estate heiresses, and lusty biter of cocaine-deficient reporters, would eventually catch a beat-down as those weary of his antics were pushed over the edge by one too many unbidden tongue-baths. According to Page Six, that reprisal finally came last week at the Laugh Factory from the unlikiest of sources: Jon Lovitz, no one's idea of a head-smashing enforcer, who was none too pleased at being on the receiving end of a Dick death-hex: More » -
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Not Everybody Loves Sushi, But Ray Romano Does
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, so them in often. Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line) and tell everyone about the time you spotted Billy Baldwin dine and dash on Mario Van Peebles. More » -
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Sean Penn Enjoys Smooth Taste Of His Preferred Brand Of Cigarette Outside Beverly Hills Hotel
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, so put down that hamburger and/or baby in desperate need of changing, and send them in! Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line) and tell everyone about the time you spotted Paris Hilton training for her upcoming incarceration by forcing herself to spend 15 minutes in a book store.
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Andy Dick TV Appearance Refreshingly Bite-Free
Pansexual performance artist Andy Dick seems to be making progress on his well-publicized problems with respecting other people's personal boundaries; while he was forcibly ejected from Jimmy Kimmel Live on Friday night for his insistence on stroking nepotism-enabled Apprentice arbiter Ivanka Trump's thigh (the Greatest, Most Supple Thigh In the World, according to her proud, hyperbole-prone father), at no point did he try to lick her face (or her c—-), bite her hand, or call her a fucking cokewhore for resisting his unwelcome advances. If Dick continues to show such restraint, talk show bookers finally might be able to forgo hiring a taser-wielding "talent handler" for the comedian's future appearances. More » -
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Hollywood PrivacyWatch: A-to-Z-List Stars Convene At DeNiro's Italian Eatery
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are now posted several times a week—so send them in before attending to other basic human needs. Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line) and let everyone know about the time you saw Andy Dick fight a losing battle with the call of nature in the Beverly Center 8th floor men's room. More » -
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Andy Dick's Bite-Ridden Publicist Releases Comedian's Tortured Apology
After Andy Dick's inevitable attempt at cashing in on the Michael Richards N-word controversy—by screaming it at a crowd at The Improv and proceeding to outrage precisely no one—comes the further inevitability of the apology that no one asked for or wanted, but which nevertheless serves a valuable purpose through its headline-generating properties alone:
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By SethComment by RonMwangaguhunga: Boy howdy: Didn't he learn anything from the ass-whipping Wesley Snipes gave him? more » | Other threads
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Andy Dick Not Yet Ready To Give Up His Beloved N-Bombs
Not to be outdone by the recent headline-grabbing antics of the racist-meltdown-having comic community, giant celebrity mess Andy Dick has decided to up his personal ante, supplementing the substance-fueled displays of face-licking, reporter-biting banditry for which he has become infamous with a well-placed N-bomb at a recent appearance at The Improv: More »
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Andy Dick A Surprising Natural At Father-Son Bonding
It's not that difficult to conceive that serial tongue-assailant Andy Dick has fathered a child at some point during the 25-year, pansexual blackout that is his adult life. What kind of parent he might be to his 18-year-old son is another matter entirely: For example, according to NY Daily News JV Gossip Lloyd Grove, young Lucas was illegally consuming alcohol under the approving gaze of his overly lenient father: More » -
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Hollywood PrivacyWatch: Andy Dick Needs A Drink!
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are crafted by you, our readers, and posted throughout the week. Send them often to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line) and let the world know about the time you saw Mandy Patinkin head off to soap his privates at your local athletic club. More »
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Andy Dick: The Whole Damn Crazy Thing
We thought that after we'd posted a couple of clips of Andy Dick's on-camera, face-licking warm-up for his bravura, hand-biting, boob-fondling, openly urinating performance at the William Shatner roast after-party, we could finally put the whole filthy affair behind us. Today, however, Dick-victimized NY Post reporter Mandy Stadtmiller has posted a painstakingly transcribed account of the entire ordeal to supplement the excerpts she put up on her blog earlier in the week, revealing levels of chemically induced crazy previously only hinted at. Just when we try to get out, a cocaine-adjacent Dick grabs the hem of our trousers, starts humping our leg, and keeps pulling us back in: More »
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By MarkComment by the gamerboi: "Farah Fawcett fucking loves to fuck." It's the alliteration that really makes that one pop. more » | Other threads
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Andy Dick: The Hand-Biting, C-Licking Roast Assault Outtakes
Recent Andy Dick hand-biting/face-licking/groping victim Mandy Stadtmiller offers some highly amusing outtakes from the Page Six item on her after-party assault on her blog, which include the happy news that an informal medical consult on her Dick-inflicted wounds revealed that they probably weren't severe enough to transmit any nasty diseases, as well as all the drunken, incoherent babbling about fisherman and tuna you can possibly handle: More »
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By MarkComment by Sir Winston Thriller: WOW! An AIDS joke! Bitch, please. more » | Other threads
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Another One Where Andy Dick Gets Drunk, Urinates In Front Of Someone, And Licks Some Faces
Stop us if you've heard this one before: Andy Dick gets wasted at a public event, runs his tongue along the faces of anyone wandering within licking range, then finds a play-by-play of his antics in Page Six soon after. The Sixies report on the C-list exhibitionist's latest Hollywood party performance art at Sunday night's Comedy Central roast of William Shatner: More »
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By MarkComment by Romana Klay: It's just a party I wouldn't want to be at. What's lower than Z List? more » | Other threads
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Hollywood PrivacyWatch Special Edition: More Andy Dick Coachella Mayhem
Yesterday's disturbing Coachella report, in which Andy Dick grabbed a premium-priced Heineken draught beer from a Defamer operative's hands and put his lips to the cup and drank from it, just scratched the surface of the damage reaped by the black-eyed beer-pirate. A second report has just come in:
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By SethComment by TrixieBelden: Yay, Andy's back! I witnessed some of the action two years ago, and we actually commented on the way home... more » | Other threads
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Hollywood PrivacyWatch Special Edition: Andy Dick's Coachella Beerjacking
While some of us stayed far away from the heat and crowds of the Coachella festival, our Madonna, Ladytron and Daft Punk-loving (read: gay sex-having) contingent did manage to brave the crush of humanity for the communal experience of $7 draft beers, endless Porta-Potty lines, and the privilege of having the future ex-Mrs. Richie ask us "motherfuckers" how her "ass looked." ("Good," we responded, but we don't think she could hear us over the other 50,000 people chiming in with their own thoughts on the matter.) In any case, things could have been much worse, as we realized after reading this report sent in by a Defamer operative: A traumatic festival run-in with Andy Dick, who was still sporting fresh war wounds from his latest intoxicant-fueled tavern rumble, and was apparently looking to start another: More » -
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Andy Dick Is Not Ashamed Of His Feelings For Bar Fights
Some men—lesser men, weaker men, men with steady day jobs—are content to share their feelings about significant relationships in their lives in the pages of national publications like the NY Times or Time. But other men must find different means of expression to convey the intensity of their emotions. Andy Dick is one of these men. According to TMZ.com, the inhibition-free actor transformed his entire being into kinetic poetry during a bar fight with the producer of his new movie, with each intoxicated push and crapulent shove a more perfect declaration of his amazing fervor for alcohol-induced brawls. Words, we've always found, are for pussies. More » -
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Andy Dick SwagWatch: Preventing A Swagjacking
A reader dropped us this photo and brief report on Andy Dick's swag-collecting trip to the Chateau yesterday, illustrating what Hollywood's beloved D-listers are up to while we're chained to our desks: More »
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By MarkComment by Trixie from Toronto: I was really with Chris-tow-fa during that Sopranos episode. What kind of scam is the free swag? Why don't they... more » | Other threads
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Andy Dick On The Loose In Austin
Things have been eerily quiet on the Andy Dick front as of late (is he finally feeling his age since turning 40?), but Salon reports that Dick seems to be in classic, head-humping form down in Austin at the South by Southwest film festival, where he's showcasing his latest masterwork: More » -
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Andy Dick Lives To 40
We can't believe that we nearly let the entire day slip past before noting that Defamer's Patron Saint of Obvious Blind Item Guesses, legendary bicoastal antics-haver Andy Dick, turned 40 today. To celebrate the impressive accomplishment of surviving four decades of a lifestyle that could easily kill two coked-up 20-year-olds (or, for that matter, four 10-year-olds with drinking problems) , we share this reader-supplied anecdote that illustrates exactly why Dick is a local hero: More » -
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Andy Dick's Still Got It
Andy Dick is a pro's pro. After an extended hiatus from troublemaking, a lesser voraciously bisexual, C-list maniac might try to ease his way back into the tabloids, but Dick always brings his "A" game. From Page Six: More » -
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Roasters Test Tom Cruise's Lawyer's Sense Of Humor
Even at the Comedy Central roast of Pamela Anderson, an event ostensibly dedicated to jokes about the inversely proportional relationship between the size of one's fake tits and her talent and intelligence, the mocking of Tom Cruise figured prominently. Says The Scoop: More » -
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Hollywood PrivacyWatch Special Edition: When The Semifamous Collide
The Official Defamer Party Phone-Cam Photographer snapped this blurry pic of omnisexual menace Andy Dick and Jason "In Matters Of Instant Ignominy, I Recommend Marrying Britney Spears For 55 Hours Over Canoodling With A She-Male" at an event at the Highlands club for something (quite appropriately) called Lovesac. Moments after the pic was snapped, a quick-thinking cocktail waiter sacrificed his body by throwing himself between the actor and the Spears fame-oddity, knowing that if they ever touched, the ensuing C-lister-pseudocelebrity reaction would instantly claim the lives of the nearby Pimp My Ride crew. -
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Andy Dick Returns To Form
Doesn't it seem like it's been far too long since Andy Dick, Hollywood's test case for post-sexuality-pigeonholing celebrity, had a good, old-fashioned, "I'm gonna get so fucked up that won't care who sees me hungrily tongue-bathing some dude while greedily cupping his package" club rampage? It has been too long, but Page Six breaks the streak, telling a Dick tale from NYC: More »
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