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#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Martha Stewart's hatred of Sarah Palin, Spencer Pratt's spelling errors, and drunk idiots on MTV. [Jezebel] -
#thingsweactuallylike
Mischa Barton's Wisdom Teeth Managed Not to Ruin The Beautiful Life
Last night, I tuned into CW's new model show The Beautiful Life hoping to gawk at the train wreck of Mischa Barton's return to primetime. What I found was worse than I could have imagined—it was actually good! More » -
#arnandjonalexander
Rapist Designer Will Die in Prison
No surprise: convicted rapist and former designer Arnand Jon Alexander, who appeared America's Next Top Model, was sentenced in LA to at least 59 years in jail. The 35-year old now faces trials in NY and Texas. [NY Post] -
#falltv
Soon There'll Be Something, Finally, to Watch on TV
If you don't have a DVR (for shame!), you're going to need to know when to sit down to catch your favorite series, like Mad Men, Project Runway, Gossip Girl, and 30 Rock. Then go buy a TiVo. Really.
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#youwannabeontop
ANTM Photoshop Of Horrors?
"Short" Cycle 13 of America's Next Top Model starts September 9, and Tyra posted a "meet the girls" teaser pic via Twitter. But folks at one blog are wondering: What's with the floating feet and duplicated hands? [ONTD, Top Model] [Jezebel] -
#traderoundup
In the Future, Every Movie Is Robots
Transformers returns. Again. Movies will be produced, WGA employees will be let go, Allen Ginsberg and Confucius will be resurrected, as will a young John Lennon. And Catherine Hardwicke makes another kiddie movie. More » -
#realitytv
Spot the M2F in 'Top Model' Cycle 12
Gosh, is it time for another cycle of America's Next Top Model already? Seems like just yesterday that Tyrabot stepped out of the Glamonator 11.0 to survey the latest crop of potential Lashtblasht Shlashes spokesmannequins. More » -
#theyearthatwas
20 Best Reality TV Show Moments Of 2008
From ANTM's menstrual cramps, to Bobby Brown's farts, to drunk women urinating on couches, we bring you the 20 Best (meaning, sometimes horrifying) Reality TV Show Moments of 2008.
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