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more about #defamer CrayonSmoothie: 3. I'm thinking Queen Latifah for this one. more » NotChoinski: 1 - Sarah, Todd, and Jesus Christ 2 - Jillian Reynolds, because I hate her 3 - Lady Gaga, to Zoroastrianism. more » WalterPater: 1. Jackman, his beard and his boyfriend. 3. Mariah. more » ClockOnTheStove: 4. What two talented A-list bloggers are returning to Gawker? more » Island of Misfit Toys: 1. The Travoltas 2. Kathy Griffin 3. J. Lo more » NoelleBlue: Jordin Sparks for 3? more » siarna: 1. Will and Jada. 3. Christina Aguilera. more » ArmCandy: 1. Sigh. Invite me over, Hugh Jackman. 2. What is a Real reality star? 3. Sounds like Jessica Simpson, but wasn't Papa Joe a pastor? I'll go with JLo. more » DennyCrane: 2 smells like New York to me. more » econdave: 3. Shakira, Shakira. more » TNT Freckles McGee: #3 JLo? more » TheSometimesWhy: The best way for people to understand this man is by remembering that Napoleon Bonaparte had a Chris Albrecht complex over two hundred years before it... more » heywhat: I remember right after he kicked his now wife then girlfriend's ass, none other than Ari Emanuel wrote an article on the Huffington Post singing this ... more » PaisleyPajamas: I was gonna add Starz in 2010 to catch this show, but now I'd just be creeped out by the violence. more » SidAndFinancy: Paging Governor Monserrate .... more » forwardmotion: Look! It's Mr. Smithers more » shostakobitch: Too bad Chris Brown is a singing idiot and not a glowering old asswipe in a suit. more » fatmonalisa: 1. I sort of think this is Jessica Szohr. The other people on Gossip Girl have kids and Taylor Momsen could also be considered a "child" more » pumpkinsoup: Item #3 was solved and attributed to Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman according to this news item posted to BlindGossip.com. [blindgossip.com] more » Ack: 2. Totally Zellweger/Cooper. 3. I want to say Chris Martin, though I think Keith Urban or Brad Paisley are better guesses. more » -
#beautifulawards
The Defamer Guide to Saving the Oscars
The show may or may not get higher ratings than the American Idol finale, but the subject of who will host and produce the 82nd Academy Awards telecast remains Hollywood's perennial obsession.
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#chchchanges
Academy Awards Widening Best Picture Race to 10 Films
Sick of trying to decide which of the five Best Picture nominees will win in your Oscar pool? Well, now you'll get to decide between ten! Yes, in a move to attract more ratings, the Academy is widening the race. More » -
#apologies
Apologetic Nate Silver Throws Statistics Under The Oscars Bus
Penélope Cruz's Oscar victory may have been a great moment for Spain, but it was a terrible tragedy for America because it has forced statistician Nate Silver to break up with his greatest love: numbers. More » -
#beautifulawards
The Art of the Oscargasm
Lady actors don't win Oscars based on film performances; it's all about giving the best acceptance speech. And the dirty, dirty Academy demands an orgasmic experience (or at least someone who can fake it well). More » -
#beautifulawards
'You Commie Homo-Loving Sons of Guns'
With Slumdog Millionaire sweeping the Academy Awards — eight Oscars including best picture — and Kate Winslet taking best actress for The Reader, only Sean Penn's best actor win for Milk managed to surprise. -
#liveblogs
Oscars 2009: Red Carpet Coverage Liveblog
Dresses and drama! We're watching - E! and the TV Guide Channel, that is - as the stars arrive at the Academy Awards. The liveblog with myself, Tracie, Sadie, Hortense and Anna, after the jump. [Jezebel] -
#clips
Tim Gunn Gets Designs On Brangelina; Fails To Make It Work
Project Runway's Tim Gunn is working as a red carpet host this evening, but even America's favorite grey-haired fashionista can't impress the A-list juggernaut that is Brangelina. Ever heard Tim get gushy? You have now. [Jezebel] -
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Red Carpet Oscar Fashions
Evening! The celebrities are stumbling down the red carpet into the Kodak Theater for the Academy Awards right now. Keep checking here for updates on all the fashionz. Also, someone please smack Ben Lyons. More » -
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#beautifulawards
How To Win Your Oscar Pool
All the major Oscar categories are pretty much locked up. Slumdog, Winslet, Ledger, etc. So where will Oscar pools be won and lost? In the tiny, shitty categories. Let's attempt a lesser categories betting guide. More » -
#oscars
Defamer Predictions: The Best Picture Oscar Nominees
You've read our other nomination prognostications; now, who will challenge Slumdog Millionaire for the Best Picture Oscar? No one—the real question is whether Wall-E can claim that final spot. So what do we think? More » -
#oscars
Defamer Predictions: The Best Actor Oscar Nominees
The Best Actress category may be easy to penetrate, but the Best Actor slot is still a tight squeeze. Wait, what? You all have dirty minds. Here are the likely nominees, you pervs: More » -
#oscars
Defamer Predictions: The Best Actress Oscar Nominees
Enough of those supporting actors and actresses—let's get to some bigshots! The Best Actress category could go five for five with A-list female stars, but is the most famous contender the likeliest to get shafted? More » -
#defamerpredictions
The Best Director Oscar Nominees
Might the typically veteran-heavy Best Director category find itself filled with four men who've never been nominated here before? We say yes—if, that is, Oscar voters are over Ron Howard. More » -
#defamerpredictions
The Supporting Actor Oscar Nominees
We've already given you our predictions for the Supporting Actress nominations—now, which four actors will have the honor of ultimately losing the Best Supporting Actor Oscar to Heath Ledger? Let's find out! More » -
#defamerpredictions
The Supporting Actress Oscar Nominees
The Oscar nominations are just days away...time to break out the ol' Defamer Predictions! In our first installment, we take a look at Supporting Actress, a category filled with tears, defiance, and nipple jewelry. More »
