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more about #defamer more comments → If_I_Had_a_Poodle: When will it end? #thehills more » bmoreDLJ: The first question I gotta ask is...what the hell were they thinkin? #jayleno more » daveyjonesisdead: Hmmm. I thought all those publications were a way for Nielsen to upsell research, etc. What happened? #hollywoodreporter more » NYM: For some sick reason, I have always found Steven Tyler to be super ugly-sexy. #aerosmith more » DennyCrane: That's okay. Nikki will just revise the article, and it will be like nothing ever happened. #hollywoodreporter more » DahlELama: Well I, apparently the only person left on Gawker who cares, am very pleased to hear it. Toxic Twins 4eva! #aerosmith more » Heneage: #1: Hugh Jackman; his wife does look a bit man-ish. #gossip more » TheSometimesWhy: Thanks to Steven Tyler, the federal government has now created a new bureaucracy: the Department of Who-Gives-A-Rabid-Rat's-Ass. #aerosmith more » Beau Nerd: I, motherfucker, am the rainbow. Great. Now Liv gets to find out from some second-hand blog that her dad is gay. Will he never learn? #aerosmith more » BullfightsOnAcid: The 80's series was actually an allegory for the Teapot Dome Scandal of the 1920's as evidenced by this picture. #v more » topsy: Does it matter what subliminal messages V is sending out, when the overwhelming impression is one of overwhelming crap? The cast tries their best, bu... more » willwriteforfood: Until I see Obama eat a guinea pig whole (guinea pig=freedom, guys! Obama's gonna take away all your cuddly, furry freedom in one swallow!), then I wi... more » StonedAndDethroned: I have a friend who was invited to a party in L.A. She was told it would be at the residence of someone whose name she did not recognize. Let's say fo... more » SuperBien: 1. Scientologist toothy guy that jumped up and down on Oprah's couch and starred in Top Gun. Duh. 2. Brit Ishman + Yolanda from MILF Island. 3. Vinc... more » AndPreciousLittleofThat: You sure you don't mean Bert Lahr? #gossip more » -
#traderoundup
Trump and Omarosa: TV's New Power Couple
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#illegalaliens
V as an Alien Allegory Attack Against Barack Obama
ABC's new sci-fi series V kicks off tonight. It concerns a charismatic leader who comes out of nowhere promising a bright future and a better life for all Americans. Is that leader Barack Obama or is it a space lizard? More » -
#networks
ABC is developing an extreme reality weight loss show for the morbidly obese.
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#rolereversal
James Franco's Next Role Is on General Hospital—No, For Real
When sometimes Columbia/NYU student James Franco was thinking about his next project, at what point did he think, "I know: a soap. Eureka!" Well, ladies and gentlemen, this is really going to happen. Thank God for DVR! More » -
#ratingsreport
Wow, People Are Actually Watching These New Shows!
We've gotten most of the new series premieres out of the way, and a funny thing happened—most of them are doing pretty well. What does all this mean? More » -
#media
Do We Need Another Eastwick?
John Updike's The Witches of Eastwick has been a book, a film, a sequel and people have twice tried — and failed — to make it into a television series. Now ABC has done just that, but is it wise? More » -
#badideas
Despite the Odds, Huffington Trying Hand at DC Drama
Is there anything Arianna Huffington can't do? Well, we'll all see, for the Internet queen's about to jump into prime time television. And, of course, she;s not jumping too far from her roots. More » -
#badvertising
Jay Leno and Housewives: Vanguards of Advertising Future?
Ad agencies and network executives have long decried the the digital age's assault on commercials and, thus, revenue. And now they're forced to adapt, a move that brings writers into the fold and gives product placement an even bigger spotlight. More » -
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#embarrassments
Patricia Heaton: Bad at Math
Monday wasn't good to former Everybody Loves Raymond star Patricia Heaton. First a former assistant filed a lawsuit against her for unpaid wages, then she made a fool of herself on national television. Seriously, you have to see this. More » -
#bettingmen
The Stars Will Dance and We Will Cha-Cha Away with Some Cash
There is no reason why the hoofers on Dancing with the Stars should be the only ones to make profit from the show. While they're endorsing diet plans and signing deals, we're going to bet cash on the winner. More » -
#television
Paula Abdul Has As Many Irons in the Fire as Pills in Her Medicine Cabinet
In the wake of the "Paula's leaving American Idol" tragedy, we must pick ourselves up, dust ourselves off, and get ready for her to guest star on some shows about dowdy fat girls. More » -
#presidentialpreemption
TV Networks Bravely Fight for the Right to Think You Can Dance
As we plod through The Summer People Stopped Watching Network TV, said networks are making a fuss about Barack Obama's insistence on holding press conferences because it temporarily prevents them from profiting from their endlessly looped last-gasp humiliation-based reality shows. More » -
#traderoundup
Baywatch Boobs On the Big Screen!
News from the internet as it relates to TV, a rising comedy star ponders his many options, a new HBO show could be a disaster or could be great, and a Baywatch movie makes us cranky. More » -
#murderbynumbers
The Summer People Stopped Watching Network TV
Already in a down-trend this whole year, network television is suffering from drastically low ratings this summer. ABC, for example? They just posted their lowest. ratings. EVER—ever!—in the 18-49 demographic. Other nets aren't doing much better. More » -
#exclusive
ABC Internal Video Teaches Us How to Market The Smoking Clown
ABC's marketing department is so hardcore that they will get Mickey Mouse to hand out cigarettes to children if that's what it takes to get people to watch their crappy shows! More » -
#freakouts
Jimmy Kimmel Destroys ABC at ABC Upfronts
Gawker's old pal Jimmy Kimmel had what the Times' Dave Itzkoff termed as a "'Jerry Maguire'-like moment" while delivering an address to potential advertisers at ABC's upfront presentation on Tuesday, and it was simply awesome.
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#traderoundup
George Clooney to Star as Martin Luther King in Lars von Trier's New Biopic
Just kidding. Today we have more news from the TV upfronts, plus movie word from sunny, splashy, ridiculous Cannes. More » -
#tvwars
Mickey Mouse Assimilated By Hulu Aliens
The extraterrestrials at Hulu have staged another coup in their bid to take over television. Disney has struck up a deal with the online video site, meaning we get ABC shows now. More » -
#realestate
Buy Candy Spelling's $150 Million House! (Please?)
Candy Spelling has a book to sell. And a $150 million manor to sell. Both are good reasons for the widow of Hollywood megaproducer Aaron Spelling to be talking to 20/20. More »
