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more about #defamer more comments → VioletViolet: Still waiting for Fantastic Mr. Fox to reach non-selected cities next weekend. I know Gawker is all, "waah, hipster appeal! hoodie nation!" about it, ... more » SpyMagician: I’d like to go to the movies, but it gets dark at like 6:00pm now and all movies are about death, dying, when you will die, things dying, living... more » Helio: I have a long standing desire to make it to the end of the world just to see it all crash and burn. The grey and dusty and boring parts is more the po... more » Glib and Bitchy: Compare this weekend's Precious take of $6 million on 174 screens ($35,000 per screen) to last weekend's $1.8 million on 18 screens ($100,000 per -- I... more » ian spiegelman: Precious is based on the incredibly awful and embarrassing Push by a hateful presence who calls herself Saffire. She got roughly $500,000 for this hol... more » MrInBetween: Mid-November is such a boring, dreadful time of year. Halloween is over, the dread of Thanksgiving lurks on the horizon, SNL is aggressively sucking. ... more » RandomLunatic: I really would read I Hope They Smoke Adderall In Hogwarts. Then I would start a fanboy message board to parse it, and we'd get into long-winded, Adde... more » MincnglyWhrdL'mer: I loved the moment where she was shopping at prada and said "I'd rather be shopping at south coast plaza" (overpriced mall, behind the orange curtain)... more » ShanghaiLil: Yeah. "Celebrities." Sure. more » OldTowneTavern: So she sings Country? Well, I wouldn't know. The first time I heard that "You belong with Me" song, I mistook it for a Clearasil commercial. #taylor... more » adiam7: Vickie is stupid and he mother is worse. The daughter seems like she has a good head on her shoulder. The worst shit was her saying her daughter finis... more » belltolls: Paid commenters; awesome concept. #audrinapatridge more » Niko Bellic: I want to see a film in which a theater full of people who went to watch Mr Fox gets destroyed by a flying aircraft carrier (full of people who went t... more » belltolls: #2012 more » hotpinklovesofa: I hate myself for watching this but I can't help it. It's probably the only reality crap that I watch on TV so I guess it's not so bad. It's OK that... more » -
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