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more about #defamer more comments → heywhat: Tucker, just be a man and admit that the movie was a failure b/c it sucked. Stop trying to make yourself into artiste who made a great work of art th... more » TheUptightMidwesterner: I hate to break it to you Tucker, but outside of a few Frat boys, nobody in Middle America knows who the hell you are. Your Coastal types just hate yo... more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Thank you. This is a very intelligent, educational post. But why are you so mean to a poopy nobody? more » VioletViolet: I do understand what he means about Fox Searchlight watering down the movie for mass appeal. However, if by bringing in a "bird" he's using Swingin' S... more » OHymenMyHymen: I repeat my statement- add a scene in which Tucker is repeatedly sodomized by a subway turnstile and I can get that film to $50 million with my eyes c... more » Magister: Carbondale (Il) has a large university and they list Jenny McCarthy and Jim Belushi among their most famous alumni. If there ever was a market for Max... more » ShanghaiLil: I blame you, Gawker Media. You did it. Congratulations, and keep up the good work. more » CumaeanSibyl: Maybe try not calling your movie something that most theaters won't put on the marquee. I mean, once you get past the "Tucker Max Presents" problem. more » unclevanya: 1. Brangelina 2. NPH and Harry Morgan 3. Deanna Durbin more » econdave: 3. Debbie Gibson. So much for "I Think We're Alone Now". more » Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate: I almost joined the WOW widow club- (yes, there is a term for this). I solved it by taking the modem to work and leaving it there for a month. more » CODiva: I have the opposite to the "O no!" reaction. OWN is a much bigger platform for her than a daily talk show, even with all of its reach and amazing exte... more » A Message To Rudy: 2. David Boreanaz and John Ratzenberger more » Tremonius: If the `spawn of a former Yahoo CEO' demands of a bouncer "just fucking Google me, you dumb fuck" then the search wars are already lost, and Microsof... more » A Message To Rudy: 3. Poor Deanna Durbin. more » -
#crime
Kiefer Sutherland's Nightmare Scenario Unfolding
Kiefer Sutherland's going to surrender to New York police to answer an assault complaint after head-butting a designer at SubMercer the other night. This could end in torture for Sutherland's show, 24. Such delightful turnabout! More » -
#stresspositions
Janeane Garofalo's Weak Snub of Rush Limbaugh and Lynne Cheney
Is it awkward being an outspoken liberal actress on 24, the show so obscenely and corrosively torture-happy that the dean of West Point said its brutal fantasies were poisoning the minds of young soldiers? More » -
#novelties
Fox Buying Carbon Offsets For 24 Car Crashes
Existing to arouse torture-happy conservatives, 24 is going green to stop damaging the world the show is trying to protect. This could be a new plot twist: Jack Bauer realizes the global terrorist is himself. [Jalopnik] -
#kiefersutherland
The Following Takes Place Between 4pm Tequila Shots and 5 O'Clock Shadows:
What do you get Kiefer Sutherland for his birthday? Apparently, not a transvestite stripper—the National Enquirer says he's already had one of those. More » -
#seasonsgreetings
Relax In Front Of A Flaming Cuthbert Yule Arm This Holiday Season
With the holidays now officially upon us, we can think of no more festive activity than gathering around Elisha Cuthbert, dousing her arm in lighter fluid, and setting it ablaze. -
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#television
The Most Conservative and Most Liberal Shows On TV
The Gossip Girl kids have gotten political. Two of them at least, Penn Badgley who plays Dan and his off-screen ladylove Blake Lively, who plays his on-screen ladylove Serena. They're appearing in a MoveOn.org anti-McCain ad in which regular kids—including these two soap stars at that Hannah girl from that American Teenager documentary—condescend to their McCain-voting parents as if they were about to drink or take doobies. Har har. So Gossip Girl is a bit liberal, but it's not the only politicized show on the air. No indeed there are others, subtly (or not so) spouting rhetoric from both sides of the aisle. Our Photoshop expert Steve Dressler has created a simple chart that we'll explain after the jump. More »
