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more about #defamer CrayonSmoothie: 3. I'm thinking Queen Latifah for this one. more » NotChoinski: 1 - Sarah, Todd, and Jesus Christ 2 - Jillian Reynolds, because I hate her 3 - Lady Gaga, to Zoroastrianism. more » WalterPater: 1. Jackman, his beard and his boyfriend. 3. Mariah. more » ClockOnTheStove: 4. What two talented A-list bloggers are returning to Gawker? more » Island of Misfit Toys: 1. The Travoltas 2. Kathy Griffin 3. J. Lo more » NoelleBlue: Jordin Sparks for 3? more » siarna: 1. Will and Jada. 3. Christina Aguilera. more » ArmCandy: 1. Sigh. Invite me over, Hugh Jackman. 2. What is a Real reality star? 3. Sounds like Jessica Simpson, but wasn't Papa Joe a pastor? I'll go with JLo. more » DennyCrane: 2 smells like New York to me. more » econdave: 3. Shakira, Shakira. more » TNT Freckles McGee: #3 JLo? more » TheSometimesWhy: The best way for people to understand this man is by remembering that Napoleon Bonaparte had a Chris Albrecht complex over two hundred years before it... more » heywhat: I remember right after he kicked his now wife then girlfriend's ass, none other than Ari Emanuel wrote an article on the Huffington Post singing this ... more » PaisleyPajamas: I was gonna add Starz in 2010 to catch this show, but now I'd just be creeped out by the violence. more » SidAndFinancy: Paging Governor Monserrate .... more » forwardmotion: Look! It's Mr. Smithers more » shostakobitch: Too bad Chris Brown is a singing idiot and not a glowering old asswipe in a suit. more » fatmonalisa: 1. I sort of think this is Jessica Szohr. The other people on Gossip Girl have kids and Taylor Momsen could also be considered a "child" more » pumpkinsoup: Item #3 was solved and attributed to Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman according to this news item posted to BlindGossip.com. [blindgossip.com] more » Ack: 2. Totally Zellweger/Cooper. 3. I want to say Chris Martin, though I think Keith Urban or Brad Paisley are better guesses. more » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Angie's "So Lonely" & The Jersey Shore Kids Are Injecting Tanner
Every Wednesday, we read the tabloids so you don't have to. This week, Angie's pregnant (again), Jen takes a break from pining for Brad to host a chili cook-off, and we learn how to achieve an unhealthy glow Jersey Shore-style. [Jezebel] -
#blinditems
What Famous Couple Will Spend Christmas with Their Third Partner?
It looks like this household doesn't need the Big Love DVD underneath the tree, they have polygamy down. One star may not be celebrating Jesus for much longer if she joins Scientology, and this reality star is a real Grinch. More » -
#forgiveness
Chris Albrecht Discovers How Long It Takes for Hollywood to Forget a Casino Girlfriend Beating
Albrecht is the new CEO of premium cable channel Starz! Well, looks like we finally have an answer for how long it takes Hollywood to forgive you for beating up your girlfriend in public. It's about two-and-a-half years. More » -
#blinditems
Which Actress Gave Her Secret Santa a Bag of Blow?
Talk about having a white Christmas. Another actress expects to get engaged on the 25th, even though her man has a serious boyfriend, and a singer is spreading the holiday cheer and the dough. Ho, ho, ho! More » -
#blinditems
Which Actress Wants Her Contractually Obligated Boyfriend to Propose
This leading lady likes publicity so much, she wants to put a ring on it. At least she's not so cheap she won't buy her own stuff, like this other star. Nothing comes for free, not even gossip. More » -
#obituaries
When Tabloids Overshadow the Career: How Do We Memorialize Brittany Murphy?
Her story was a Hollywood dream: the prodigiously talented teenager who worked her way from regional theater to big-screen blockbusters alongside Oscar nominees. But then her star power fizzled, her personal life disintegrated, and she met a grisly end. More » -
#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Wanda Sykes creates a Sarah Palin pop-up book, Tyra makes another half-assed attempt to be Oprah, and a mom gets a job growing marijuana. [Jezebel] -
#recaps
Jersey Shore: Complicated Courtships
The ultimate goal for all male and female guidos at the Jersey Shore is to hook up and "not fall in love." You would think this would be simple, but you would be very, very wrong. More » -
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#the00s
There Will Be Blood Wins the Decade
In its day, Paul Thomas Anderson's oil-drilling epic had to take a back seat to the Coen Brother's nihilist No Country For Old Men. But a few years later, this Blood will not be washed out.
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#blinditems
Which American Idol Is Now Selling Herself for Drugs?
Simon will be pissed! It's worse than an actress and her sister who both had abortions after getting impregnated by the same dude and a star who spends the holiday with his boyfriend, not his famous wife. Happy holidays, people! More » -
#nikkifinke
Nikki Finke Made a Traffic Boast Today
Today Nikki Finke put out a press release claiming that her Hollywood gossip site Deadline.com attracts a bigger audience than Variety and The Hollywood Reporter combined. We're dubious but were going to stay quiet. But nothing about Finke's ever simple. More » -
#seatingarrangements
Your Complete Guide to Saving Movie Theater Seats
It's the time of the year when hotly-anticipated prestige pictures clog our tiny art house theaters. I'm laying down some ground rules about movie theater seat saving, because I'm sick of having the film ruined by you assholes. More » -
#ironman2
Spoiler Filled Stills From Iron Man 2: What's Happening To Tony?
Last night the first ever trailer for Iron Man 2 was released, and it is jam-packed with spoilery goodies. Here's a shot-by-shot break down of what we noticed. [io9] -
#blinditems
Which Actor's Secret Gay Boyfriend Is a Tabloid Staple?
Not only does this celeb like his boys skinny, he loves a side of scandal too. This actress can't get the paps to care about her engagement and a new famous mommy is down in the dumps. Drama, drama, drama. More » -
#jerseyfresh
Jersey Shore Guidos Are "Cinema Italiano"
With all the controversy over Jersey Shore's enthusiastic use of the term "guido", we figured a montage set to "Cinema Italiano" from the new film Nine—in which Kate Hudson repeatedly shrieks "Guido, Guido, Guido!"—was only appropriate. [Jezebel] -
#perks
Do Not Look to CAA for Validation
If there's anything Hollywood hates, it's paying for stuff it used to get for free. And throughout 2009, CAA has given the industry the biggest FU in entertainment history, charging visitors for parking, all to save just $800,000. More » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Tiger & Jessica's Non-Hookup; Angie's "Pregnancy Personality"
Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Margaret and I read the tabloids so you don't "have" to. This week, we learn a "shocking" story about Tiger and Jessica. Angelina is desperate and pregnant. Oh, and Rihanna and Justin sealed the deal. [Jezebel] -
#imageconscious
Photoshop Of Horrors Hall Of Shame, 2000-2009
Slimmed thighs, whittled waists, smoothed skin: Digitally altered women were de rigueur in the 00s. There were many, many Photoshop Of Horrors images to choose from, but these are the 15 most egregious examples of image retouching in this decade. [Jezebel] -
#greatestshowonearth
Project Runway Season 7: The Ones To Watch
Believe it or not, we're just 29 days away from the Season 7 premiere of Project Runway. Profiles of the designers are now online, and since the Lifetime website sucks, we've got what you need to know here: [Jezebel] -
#blinditems
Which Kinky Hollywood Bad Boy Is on the Verge of Divorce?
His wife can't take the drinking and drugs or his infidelity, but she can take his money. A actor's elaborate toupees, a couple's doomed relationship, and an actor who claims he didn't sleep with his sister-in-law all have it better. More »
